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This movie may comprehend characters of JK Rowling's "Harry Potter" and proceed like the movie by Warner Bros...
...the comprised audio material was copied in a scoffing, weird-grotesque deformation, if not totally changed.
Actually this movie is totally gay and really retarded. Or, to say it politically correct: This movie practiced an alternative life style and has special needs.
Hagrid? You know me since I'm a baby, and I have to ask you something. Do you know how I got this scar?
Mhm... - And what happend with my parents?
Okay. Listen. It was like this... Certainly someone told you of Voldemort: that he apperently killed your parents and gave you this scar by a bane.
This bane is a lie! He threw a...stone at your head. - Why did he hit me with a stone? - No idea... probably he didn't like you.
Anyway...your parents really died because of a car accident. - WHAT? - Keep calm and order another coke!
Hey barkeeper! Another coke!
Do you know. Your parents had a really huge party..
What? - Yes, they really partied. Then they got drunk and drove home. They drove into a tree. Never saw so many flying wood before.
And splattering blood.. that was disgusting! - But what is with this Voldemort?
Some people are saying he's dead...others are saying he's somewhere, to throw with stones again.
You know Harry, I would never tell anyone that this scar is from a stone...that's really embarrassing!
Looking for platform 9 3/4
Huh? Platform 9 3/4? That's totally unlogical! Totally nonsense. Why is it there? That must be a misprint. That can't be true. That's.. huh?
At platform 9 3/4 the InterCityExpress from London to Hogwarts pulles into the station. (..) Attention! On platform 9 is a black guy running amok, he may be dangerous.
P(f)latpform Th(f)ree i(pf)s do(pf)wn t(pf)here! - Uhm..Excuse me? Where is platform 9 3/4? T(pf)o P(f)latp(f)orm (pf)nine Th(pf)ree Th(pf)irds? I w(pf)on't t(f)ell you, monkey!
Motherf**ker!
You know. Basically is Torsten and Torben the same.. - Platform 9 3/4 is here. You first.
Am I crazy? - Come on. Finn, George, you're the next. - We're not Finn and George. - Excactly. Now we're Tintin and Snowy.
Man ey, that's crackbrained names. Now go! - Okay. Just kidding. Our names are Torsten and Torben.
Excuse me. Uhm.. I wanna go to platform 9 3/4 too. I want through there. - You want to run into the wall? - Uh..through.
Ron runs the first time into the wall today too. That's this "grinjowl" there. - Hello.
Everythings alright. You just run straight to the wall..and then you're through it. - Okay.
Don't worry. You can do it! - I have a ***. - Uh...nice family.
Wow! A train!
Hello.... I'm Ron. Do you want to be my friend? - Why not? Come in.
Hello.... I'm Ron. Do you want to be my friend? - You already asked that.
Oh..I'm sorry. Sometimes I'm a little bit silly. I have a brain defect. - Oh, no problem.
My parents are siblings. - Someone threw a stone at my head. - How embarrassing!
Hey Kids. Do you want some candy? - No i still have crumbs of cookies, which my mom baked for me last year.
Other thing... I want to show off... how rich I am! - WHOA - But I won't buy anything.
Dude, can you eat without grunting? - However you bought something. - No! - All the things wouldn't be here.
Theory of Excistence. Is something there, just because we can see it? - Ey, do you want to kill me? I'm not allowed to think about things like this, or my brain explodes... - ICK!
Oh, hes going... Well, now he's dead. - I killed him! Wow, I got Fresh Dumbledore - Stop it. I hate HipHop. - Okay.
What kind of music do you like? - Mostly Hardcore Punk.
By the way. That's Ginny, my sister. - Wasn't that the girl at the trainstation? - No, that was my rat scabbers. That here is Ginny! I'm not stupid. - Yes. Of course not!
Well, however. (caughing) - What are you doing? - Aydat... - Hey motherf***ers. Did you see a fat toad? - Do you mean the Candy-Lady? - No.
Are you retarded? Or something else? Or are you gay? - I'm not retarded, I have special needs.And we're not gay. - I don't know...
That what I said.. retarded and gay. Not like me.. lesbian and hyper-intelligent.
Oh...lesbian.. - forget about it, motherf***er. I don't care about guys. I show you what I like.
That's a di*do. We girls use it because boys are too lame.
I'm so suprised that I take my glasses of.
Well, you have to... can you stop this "jerk off"-sounds - that's smack-sounds! - Of course! - Well, you have to cut of your ***.
Cut of our ***? - If you want to be a friend of mine.
You have *** at your nose. Doesn't look cool. Right here. - That's custard.
Slowly but surely they approximate Hogwarts.
Welcome in Hogwarts. Dear Kids, soon you will be devided in the four different houses... be right back, just a minute.