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Mike that's so sweet... no take a seat and fill out this form.
It's my third time this week. I'm starting to feel a little strange.
My cloak is so awesome you wish it were yours.
Yes, I wish it was mine.
(doorbell) Who's there?
It's Hal Finster.
Oh, Hal's next door.
What the heck is wrong with these people?
Especially Emma.
She's old. Try not to be so impatient.
(doorbell) Who's there?!
It's Hal Finster... your neighbor.
I told you before, Hal lives next door!
I'm tellin' ya, Nancy, she is doing this on purpose!
Watch your blood pressure. Don't want you to have another fainting spell.
It better be Obama or I'm gonna be pissed!
Oh, Hal. Some idiot was just here looking for you.
We're here for the neighborhood watch meeting.
You're a witch? You just never know who your neighbors are.
Hi Hal, hi Nancy, c'mon in. Have a seat.
Nancy, I love what you've done with your hair.
And where did you find those fabulous shoes?
There's a new store at the mall.
Where's the mall? I haven't been shopping since we moved here.
I could show you. Wanna come with me next time?
I'd love to, Nance!
I haven't shopped with a girlfriend in years.
It's hard for me to find stuff that fits.
I hope they have a big and weird department.
Oh my god! Did you see that?
See what?
The teeth, fangs... Emma has fangs.
(doorbell) I'll get that.
Hal, you're embarrasing me.
Take these before you pass out.
C'mon in folks.
Hal, good to see you.
Hey man, what's been up?
This is my mother-in-law, Emma.
Can you call Obama for me?
Sure, we all related, right?
Hello? President Obama? It's your cousin Lamar.
Oh, so close. He's mighty tasty you know.
She's a big Obama fan.
What's up with your dog? He howls all night long.
He keeps hopping our fence and molesting our cat.
He's been killing squirrels and leaves the heads all over the yard.
heh, heh, heh...
Abraham Lincoln, our 16th president is remembered for...?
Hey look at that.
What?
Huh?
Look at what?
I dunno. History's boring.
I like history.
I like blood.
You can't drive, baby. You're gonna have to sit and wait in my car.
(slurring) But I wanna go home.
(singing) I'm a little teapot short and stout...
(singing) here is my spandle her is my pout.
You did good work this week baby.
Just think of all the lives you saved.
Now stay put and I'll be right back.
(singing) just tip me over and pour me out.
Kate, let's explore your fear of intimacy.
Freeze, sucka!