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Voice: Your mission is to rescue a foreign diplomat's daughter before midnight.
The local dragon has abducted her as part of her sinister plan to rule over the world.
Watch out. The dragon's dark magic activates exactly at 24:00 hours.
Compensation: 2 million US dollars.
Good luck, G.
Hey! What are you doing with my bike?
You cowardly-spineless-son-of-a-fly dragon, come out!
I have a paper due tomorrow and I want to see my girlfriend tonight!
Don't make me laugh.
Where’s the dragon? I don’t have time for you…
um... what are you?
A Sphinx.
uhh..No, seriously, what are you?
What, you couldn't tell?
um... no.
Well... I'm in my human form.
Anyway, just answer my riddle and I'll consider myself defeated.
Get out of the way.
Hey mom
Oh. I won’t be coming home to 食飯 (have dinner) tonight
I’m going to study with Xiao Yu and then I have a late night shift at Starbucks.
Okay thanks. I’ll eat it when I get home.
Okay, say hi to 爸爸 (Dad) for me.
Bye!
Uh geez, it's taking way longer than I thought.
Come out you cowardly-spineless-son-of-a-fly dragon!
I have a paper due tomorrow and I want to see my girlfriend tonight!
Where did you come from?
I came to satisfy your deepest desires.
Uhh... I already have a girlfriend. No thanks.
Please, let me service you.
I’ve been cultivating this human form for 500 years.
If not, I’ll be turned back into a fox and all my efforts will be wasted.
Well.. if you put it that way...let me see what I can do.
Hello? Hey Helen, uh... I have a favour to ask.
Oh? You have your period? Um, well, it's okay, come anyways.
'Cuz I promise it’ll be worth it---
WHAT?!
Hello?
Hey Mom.
What? No, I’m not with a boy.
Remember? I have a 女朋友 (girlfriend).
Yeah okay. I know, I know.
I won’t bring her to the potluck on Saturday. You don't have to worry.
Oh you made that? Okay, great, that's my favourite.
Anyways, I have to go now... So... A little busy here. I'll talk to you later okay?
Okay bye.
You cowardly-spineless-son-of-a-fly dragon, come out now!
I have a paper due tomorrow and I want to see my girlfriend tonight!
Xiao Yu?? What are you doing here?
Well...I came to play mahjong.
So...you’re the foreign diplomat’s daughter that I’m supposed to rescue?
Probably.
Well, are you hurt? Does your parents know that you're here?
Oh my god, I have to get you out of here.
It’s almost twelve, and the dark magic is going to activate any time now.
Well... yeah. Mahjong starts at twelve.
Besides, my parents don’t give about what I do or where I am.
Where's the Dragon?
Gabrielle. Look, I came to play some mahjong to give you.. to give you some space.
What?
Well.. aren’t I too intense for you?
But I love that about you.
Stop lying. I hate it! Well, I hate it when you pretend. Listen to me please.
What do you want me to say? That your *** appetite and confidence scares me?
Well, if that’s what you feel.
But I don't!
I love you more than all the things my parents give to me. Even more than my guitar.
I’m hungry. Let’s get some bubble tea after I rescue you.
It's time.
Gabrielle, 你要不要玩? You playing?
No! I want to go home, eat my dinner, write my essay, and then have some bubble tea.
What have you got to lose?
So are you going to join? Here, let me untie you.
No! I'll never play with the likes of you!
What?! How did you get your sword back?
How could you...?
You...are one of us.
Job's done.
Voice: Just in time. The money will be in your account tomorrow.
...what?
I'm mad at you.
Sorry...
You know... I liked them. They were unconditionally accepting.
They were ***. And trying to take over the world through dark magic.
But you know what, I kinda liked them too.
Too bad they had to be the bad guys.
But they invited me to play mahjong. I wasn’t being forced.
My head hurts. Uh... oh god.
Well.. I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh... See you!
I'll call you...