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Good evening, my nation.
I`m happy to welcome you on my inauguration speech again
because you elected me to be your president again.
I would like to express my deep emotion again
but unfortunately, again my campaign was accompanied by series of unfortunate incidents
that happened to my rivals.
My greatest rival, but also a friend
Mr. Jiří Šolc
has been caught in illegal trafficking of ***
he has been arrested
tried
and executed immediately.
Mr. Petr Roch
ventured to the military base in Brdy
where he was ran over by a tank.
Trooper Josef Jacko claims, that the collision was unavoidable.
But that doesnt matter very much
because Mr. Roch undoubtly had seditious intentions
as evidenced by his corespondence.
In the light of those events
I have decided to improve the safety of our citizens
by increasing cempetences of police
to protect you and your property
but also to protect your minds from corrupted thoughts.
In order to save money and decrease bureaucracy in our great nation
I have decided to abolish the senate and parliament definitely.
These institutions have been draining our country`s budget for too long.
and now, this problem is solved once and for all.
Obtained resources are going to be invesed in our army reinforcement
I`m going to increase our soldier count four-times, just for your safety...
...and maintenance of national stability.
Some of you might think,that I want to reduce your privacy through these actions.
However, I think that man with a clear conscience
has nothing to hide.
And so he doesn`t need any privacy.
My speech is almost over now, so allow me to invite you on a long trip.
To invite you on a journey of prosperity and growth of our nation.
Behold, the future of the Czech republic!