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bjbj >> JEFF: Uh! Die, Phantom, Die! >> ALLISON: Hey Jeff, what time is it? >> JEFF: Time for
you to make me a sandwich? >> ALLISON: Wrong! >> JEFF: You'll pay for that...later. >> ALLISON:
It's time for you to stop playing your stupid Mass Effect game! >> JEFF: Sorry, no can do.
It's a Special Ops weekend. We kill ten billion Phantoms and we get a Commander Shepard plushie
for our avatars. Also, this is way more fun than hanging out with you. >> ALLISON: You
***! You wish you could insult me like that! >> JEFF: You can't hurt me! You can't
hurt a Krogan Battlemaster! We are tanks, baby. >> ALLISON: Jeff, it's beautiful and
you need to go outside. >> JEFF: Shhh. About to extract. >> ALLISON: Look, I'm really worried
about you. Ever since we got this stupid Xbox, you've been playing it nonstop and if you
don't quit soon, you're gonna die of blood clots. Like those kids in Japan? >> JEFF:
Please! I got a Pepsi from the fridge two hours ago, that unclogged my clots. You know
what else would unclog them? We could have sex. Oh wait, you have a headache. You always
have a headache. >> ALLISON: Yeah maybe because of the gunfire and boom boom booms coming
from your stupid *** Mass Effect game! >> JEFF: Oh well! Aw, crap! Partial extraction.
>> ALLISON: Wah. >> JEFF: Look, baby. You want me to go with you to the mall or to Bloomingdale's,
you gotta make it worth my while. We're talking Sports Authority. Shopping spree. Daddy need
a new Jeremy Lin jersey. Now be silent! >> ALLISON: You ***. >> JEFF: As I'm about to buy a Premium
Spectre Pack. >> ALLISON: Okay. Fine. I have been a little tired lately. Little cranky
maybe. Um. But now I'm thinking... >> JEFF: Uh...what, uh, what happened to your headache?
>> ALLISON: Headache terminated. Just like your Phantoms. Now why don't you get your
hot *** in the bedroom and get ready to get down. Huh? >> JEFF: Yes, ma'am! [pause] >> JEFF:
Woo! Jeffie's gonna have some sexy sex! [pause] >> JEFF: I'm ready for you, my angel baby!
[pause] >> JEFF: Your Vorcha Soldier is flaming on! And it's gonna be a good long one! Baby?
[pause] >> JEFF: Allison? Where the heck are ya? [pause] >> JEFF: What the hell is this?
I thought we were having sex! >> ALLISON: You wish, ***. This is Marvel versus Capcom
3 and this is my brand new Hori fighting stick. Yes! And I'm about to spend some quality time
with the Dark Phoenix and the Hulk. Six hours to be exact. Which is five hours and fifty-nine
minutes more awesomeness than sex with your jerkface tub of lard. Woo! And that - UH!
- is worth my while. YEAH. In the meantime, have fun with your partial ***! Hahahahaha.
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