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*Intro plays* Hey guys, how's it going? Parker8283 here, and welcome back to SkyBlock. Uh, music!
First of all, Happy New Year. It is January first; I don't have a new calendar. This video
will not be uploaded January first, I'll tell you that. I'm waiting responses from companies.
If you don't know what I mean, you'll find out. But I want to mention that I'm on a different
[RESOURCE] pack. I meant to do this on the first video, but...This is the R3D Craft Smooth
Realism on top of the Default Realism, which is now on top of the Default. There's some
smooth textures that they don't have yet, so I have the Default. But this guy does it,
Thomas [Angeland] of UniBlue Media. Really cool [RESOURCE] packs. They're just the basic
Minecraft [textures]. The Default one is basically, he took the normal Minecraft [textures], and
made it 32x32, 64x64, 128x128, all the way up to 512. And the Smooth one just makes it
look more realistic. So, back to where we were. We had finished TWO ACHIEVEMENTS after
I jumped off the edge like a freaking weirdo. I have a mouse now too, so this will be a
lot easier. [It's] taking a while to load. So I will probably be lagging...you see, look
at that [cobblestone], that's the Smooth texture, it looks so beautiful. Now, just look at everything.
Except for the sapling; don't look at the sapling. I mean, it just looks so beautiful.
*mumblings* If I would've just plummeted of the edge again, I would've cried. Yep, look
at it. Loot at it. I don't know if you guys can see the edge. Eh, it's not a good view,
but look at it. It's so beautiful, oh my god, I just love this texture pack. Ok, so what
we were doing was waiting for this tree to grow, and it's so entertaining. I'll wait
for that to happen, you know? I don't think I have it on...yea, that's right, I have to
turn it back to easy again. Nothing come kill me, please? Ok. What's in the chest? Fun.
This [pickaxe] is about to break, so... And also the lava and the water look just so beautiful.
I love this [RESOURCE] pack. Just google R3D...no, you don't have to, because I'll have a link
in the description, so I don't get this video [copyright claimed]. If any of you guys are
clueless, go watch my last video. *mumblings that don't matter anymore* I had a copyright
problem. *mumblings that don't matter anymore* I'm not even sitting up straight, god dang
it, Parker, sit up straight. Ok, well, now we get to the part where I get to look around
and find something to build. "Expand the Island" *mumblings* I guess I should start expanding
the island, but I want, like, a weapon of choice first, because, as soon as I expand
the island, and it becomes nighttime, things will start spawning and trying to kill me.
It'll be so entertaining. I really don't know. *starts badly raping* I'll start going over
to that sand island. But again, I want a weapon. (to the sapling). Grow. Grow. Grow. Grow.
Ok, it's not going to work. So the best way to do this is...oh I know what to do. Give
me that. Give me that. So now what I do...don't lose another one, Parker. *weird noises* Oh
my god, ARE YOU KIDDING? Reset! And we're back to where we started! Oh god, *weird noises*
Um, so, in case you forgot, you spawn on an island and it has stuff in a chest, and then
you have to complete achievements, woo! I hate [this] sometimes. It'll look just like
old times, folks. Won't it be fun? *cries* To be 100% honest, I never have this many
problems with *** SkyBlock. *weird noises* C'mon, convert the world already. Convert
the world. Don't ask. So yea, how's your day? How's my day?! Well, I jumped off the edge,
died three times, four times, a bunch of times, I don't know; count for me. Hello, Minecraft,
how's it going? Why did you go small on me? Hey, we're back. Ok, everything should be
A-Ok. Yea, what's in here? Stuff; I knew it. I didn't know if it was two pieces of ice,
or more than one. What? So we go uno, dos, tres, and then, you know what, *** it; I'm
going to put it here. So then the water one goes there. Look at us go! "Press 'E' to open
[my] inventory" Look at me, I'm so sexy, that's a lie. Give me that stuff. That goes there.
*starts singing to the IN-GAME music* I'll never trust myself; I'm never going to trust
myself anymore. Hey, dirt! *starts singing to the music again* I'm not going to make
the same mistake again. Give me that. Oh my god, why?! Ok, I'm going to put that there,
then that there, and then that there. Yay. *quotes some movie that I've never actually
seen* Oh my god, I hate this sometimes. Ok, so then that there, and then, oh my god, this
will be fun. Don't lose dirt! Just start with this one. Then go to this one. Give me that
dirt. Life is good. That goes here, and here. Give me that. It fell off the edge[, didn't
it?] *** me. No, we don't need to put one there, we need to put one here. Grab this
one. Give me that dirt, or I will kill you. Thank you. That goes there. That'll be enough.
*starts yelling at my cat* Ok, start breaking the tree! La da da da da. It's like Deja Vu;
It's like I've seen myself do this before, but now it's in High Def. Give me that. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you. Any saplings dropped yet? No. I
guess I'll start breaking tree. Where is the sapling that I want? There is a sapling somewhere
hidden in this tree. I heard a blink! Ok, I have a sapling. It's beautiful. Put it in
there so I don't lose it, and put all of my wood in here, right now! Ok, so here's what
I'm going to do. Don't convert all of the wood, because you need to use it as...you
need to burn it [to make] charcoal. Ok, I have that. Oh, I also built an infinite cobblestone
generator. I've probably ticked that off on my thingy. Parker, tick it off earlier in
your editing. There we go. Yea, so let's put...first of all, I want dirt, so give me dirt. You
know what, no. Screw it; I'm going to put it here. *mumblings* I need a tool; I need
planks to then make sticks to then do that. *mumblings* Put everything back now! Sapling!
Let's just grab as many saplings as we can. Thank you. An apple! That's helpful. Can't
hit that. That one will deteriorate at some point. I'll stare at it until it does. No,
that's not high quality entertainment. Right now, right now, right now, you in there. Thank
you, ok. Wait a minute, what? Did I already put one in there? Ok sweet, so I have two.
Awesome, ok. So [I] go here, and I have this tool, and I will (what the...?) grab all of
this. I will grab 11, and you'll see why in a minute. Oh my god. See, I started out so
happy, like "Look at my beautiful [RESOURCE] pack!" Still, this is beautiful, go check
him out. He's a beautiful person. Dude, if I had money to throw at you, I would throw
money at you. It would hurt, but I would throw money at you. But I don't. Seriously, this
guy is amazing, he had an education, and then he had to get a job on the side, and like,
really, we just need to get this guy to do just texture packs his whole life. Ok, don't
need that, I need, oh actually, I do need that. Give me the rest of the sticks. Ok,
so first, we make a cobblestone pickaxe, I got an upgrade! Ok, immediately, right now,
this is going back in here. Ok, then one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Furnace! Another achievement. We're back to two. Alright, so we kinda left off where we
started. So, let's place the furnace. "Hot Topic!" Watch that be picked up by Content
ID. I've had enough problems with Content ID for my lifetime. Give me that dirt, because
I'm OCD, and that's making me get really upset. Oh, shoot. That one. Why did I just do that?
Put it back. Ok, put dirt in there. Pickaxe...oh wait, plant it now. Plant it now. Plant it
now. We'll put it...here, I guess. Ok, mining is so much fun. You know what I'm going to
do? I bet you I can speed this up. Ok, c'mon. No, I mean, not right now, but... So, I'm
going to set this on speed run, ok? So when I see you again, something significant has
happened. *cool, fast music plays* Ok, hey, how's it going? I'm back, after speed running
what just happened. So, yea, get in there. Ok, so, what else can I [do]? I want to make
a tool. I figured it out. A stony tool. Give me that and that. Ok. Give me a stony tool;
got me a sword. "Time to strike" You bet your *** it's time to strike. *funny sounds* An
axe would be nice, too. Yoink, yoink, yoink. Ok, I have an axe. I don't need it right now,
so let's put the axe in there. Put that and that back, and that back as well. Ok, I don't
think anything will spawn here because it's too small, so, uh, yea, Back to mining, see
you again. *cool, fast music plays, again* Ok, we're back, how's it going? Um, nighttime
has happened, and there's a bunch more cobblestone. And I broke my tool, so, I have one stick
left. So, at this point, I'm going to cry. *cries* Ok, um, another tool. I'm going to
need that. Why am I doing that? That, and the smaller stack, because, in case I die.
There we go. Ok, La ti da ti da. Ok, here's a cobblestone pickaxe, ooh, a shovel would
be nice. Ok, everything back; I don't need you, you, you, you, and you. Before I even
move off the island. Where's the [moon]? Wow, this is going to be a long... oh yea, look
at it, look at it. Look at
that and all of its beauty. That's the button I want. Oh, you can't! What? Function, that.
That. Control. What was the button? Oh no. It used to be that one. *mumblings* Touchscreen
mode. *starts poking screen* Doesn't work, ok. *mumblings* What's the cinematic camera?
We'll do F4. Oh, wait. No, F4. I can't...there we go. What's zoom in? Zoom in. *mumblings*
You can't apparently. Oh well; that sucks. What is the cinematic camera? What does it...that's
really stupid in my opinion. I think that's really dumb. So here I am, a man, who doesn't
know what to do. *mumblings that I can't understand* Now you can't see him, now you can. Look at
this man, and all of his glory. What has he worked for? Jumping off the edge! I don't
know, I'm going insane. *mumblings* I don't want to do it until it gets to be daytime,
so I'm going to stand here until it becomes daytime. That's a lie; I'm not going to wait
this long. Mining up, see you again at a significant time. Why is there no sound? Cinematic. Has
my field of view changed? Where's the FOV slider? *mumblings* There's FOV, you idiot,
it's right there. I've broken Minecraft. Hey guys, it's Parker in editing, isn't that great?
Uh, yea, so the next four minutes of what was supposed to be here is me trying to find
out why there's no sound, and it's because I'm a moron, and I pressed the mute button,
which is, on my keyboard, mute is F3, you have to press Function F3 to actually press
F3, but apparently I didn't do that, and I pressed mute. I must've hit it accidentally
by [trying] to go to my cinematic camera, oh whoops, wrong button, but I muted the things,
and I didn't even think to check it because, yea, I'm a moron. So yea, I cut out the next
four minutes because I thought it would be boring, so I'm going to skip now to my outro.
Sorry about that, guys. So, because of technical problems, I'm going to call it a day. Sorry
guys. I hope you guys enjoyed. If you want more videos from me, links at the bottom.
If you want to learn more about who I am, links at the top. And with that, thanks for
watching and see you later. *outro plays*