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Sup I'm Stas Davidov!
Today it's the opening of the Summer Olympics!
Yeehaw, let's celebrate it by sitting in front of a PC all day! [playing sport simulators :P]
And since we're doing it right now, let's watch a vid about a walrus. And not just any walrus - THE walrus.
Walrus. Vocal walrus. So let's sing for this walrus to eat a shortcake.
Finally found an animal that's the same size as Nicki Minaj's *** and sings not that much worse.
But if you're still not impressed by what this walrus-pipe can do, listen to this
[Rozenbaum warming up]
Well i'll be damned! Whistling walrus!
Hey walrus, stop whistling - you won't have any money.
Oh right, you don't care. You're a walrus.
But really... wow, a whistling walrus.
Good thing the lady didn't ask him to talk in human - i'd die of shock.
He's prolly already being dismembered by Skrillex.
So no use making a dubstep remix.
So let's enjoy the noble grindcore instead [walruscore!]
[all TOGETHER NOW!]
Such a nice melody, just like *** with lobsters [Stas has exquisite taste :} ]
And this is Horosho!
Second vid was sent by MrFox57.
Look, 2,5 million views in 4 days, viral no doubt.
And it's of, you won't believe it, a doggy carrying a kitty.
[yoke-cat]
Wait, it's gets more interesting. Doggy! is carrying a kitty! [wowomg!]
[fur coat cat]
But the most incredible thing is the ending! Where the doggy! Is carrying a kitty! [UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!]
[*** kitty]
This is what a good viral vid must look like [ideal formula]
Doggy. Kitty. And some weird kamasutra between them [no kamasutra no parteh =( ]
That's it! Girls are drooling from all the doggies! [girls love doggies]
I keep saying doggy. A small rat. Shopping accessory.
You can't even carry it under your arm - it'll start carrying you! [rat with a pumped neck]
And prolly come home carrying all sort of crap.
They say it carried master's drunk husband from a fishing trip one day [heavyload ***]
It's just like that story about a woman with a hand stuck in a moose's ***.
But it's a long and complicate story, some other time maybe.
And this is Horosho!
Third vid was sent by robben1234
And now let's all gather our knowledge together in your fist.
Let something else occupy your fist for a change [sex life diversity]
So let's imagine that you're an average guy from Ecuador and all internet is in Spanish.
And that's the whole idea.
Someone clicks "like" in Spanish, some dude with an undershirt one appears, sneezes and everyone starts to dance [just like in Indian movies]
[shake that meme!]
1,5 million views in 2 days.
Megustapocalypse.
Let's rejoyce for living in the different climate where these infections don't exist.
But do be careful with foreign language phrases [and exotic dishes]
And this is Me Gusta!
And the new question was sent by Fomke1161. Fomke1161, to get your T-shirt please check your YouTube inbox
Why do grandchildren eat so little...?
Spill the beans grandkids! Why eat so little?
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So, where did you find your friends?
on DNIWE ......... !!!
"Friends" file not found
Dog is man's best friend. I found my friends in koreans)
In the kitchen. What, i'm a woman.
It was in 1945, germans were attacking the village... So we got aquainted...
In the Criminal Investigation Department.
T-shirts:
Look to the camera
I mean turn more to the camera.
You move to the front, you to the back...
Don't stop the moves!
Do like this with the hands.
Turn the other way
Try moving hands up and down.
Can't do up and down, i'll hit myself in the head...
Don't stop!
Trololo �