Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
exclusive on GunkTV
the 2 best gamers in the world
reveal all
secrets
techniques
lifestyle
Okay, I'm rolling here, guys.
Yeah, so this is a clip we're shooting for the media, this is a press announcement.
It's the *** you do when you wanna be all "interesting" and get on TV or in the papers.
And that's what we're doing now.
As you can see where are here with 5 people.
Yeah so this is Athene, this is Furious.
I'm yawning here dude. Film me when I'm not yawning.
Yeah dude we're live on TV here.
Ok again, shoot me like this. Ok, for all the chicks out there.
Yeah get my good side, like this.
Yep, got it.
And put my name on it.
Furious... maybe we can like...
Can you make my name appear on my arm?
This is our man Dries.
I do production design and art direction.
Can you make his name appear on his arm?
Yeah on my arm so it looks like a tattoo.
Yeah then you have to hold it really still.
I can put a blue key behind it.
A blue key?
You know Furious' cap, and his jeans and stuff like that, those are all my decisions.
The stylizing so to speak.
People don't get that *** when I explain it to them, but you feel that *** dude.
Yeah you bet you feel that, like she feels it hehe.
And this is our little Tania.
Our little Tania yeah.
We just put her in because she's hot.
Ok dudes, enough ***. Let's do this press release thingy.
Yeah the press release.
Yeah ok dudes, START!
Eh.. ok so we're one of the biggest YouTube phenomena in the world.
We're ranked number 5 in the biggest video producers online.
We're the same guys behind the mastermind NEE
...with which we basically revolutionized politics.
And missy here was on the frontpage of newspapers worldwide with her 40.000 ***.
Except for in Belgium because of censorship.
That's the way it works in the media but we don't give a ***.
We basically became the biggest thing on the internet in a year's time.
Bigger than all national tv stations here put together, which took them 10 to 20 years.
And guys we're not talking *** here, just check the statistics. They're on the website.
We're not just talking out of our ***.
We already have more than 160 million views. 260 thousand subscribers.
Subscribers are people who are consistenly tuned in to our channel.
That's more readers than the biggest Belgian newspaper.
That's English eh, the word 'subscribers', those retards don't know that.
More viewer than all big national tv station put together dude.
Yeah i mean guys let's be real here. We're not talking about page loads or fake RSS feeds. These are all real viewers.
If you compare that to national tv, those guys are laughable!
Yeah those guys are just a joke!
It's very simple guys. What's happening is this:
Gunk TV is a new tv station and they picked us to make a reality show for them.
Because they realise that what we're doing is where it's at.
We are the pride of our country.
We have put Belgium and Flanders on the world map.
Even Filip hasn't been able to do that.
Yeah Filip!
You know I have nothing good to say about politics
but Filip is the guy that my entire family votes for.
All people of my intelligence vote for that guy.
The only thing worth watching on TV lately is Temptation Island.
Temptation Island! That's the ***! Give me five homie! Temptation Island dude!
If there's one quality program out there, it's Temptation Island.
With that hottie Veronique De ***.
Lately what do you see on TV? Piet Huizentruit cutting up potatoes?
Is that what you're going to watch on TV?
Are you going to watch Blokken? Eh?
Ben Crabbé with his Blokken I punch that guy in the face! What we do, now that is quality.
You did forget the one show, Zone Stad with Lien Van De Kelder.
She has huge ***. Yeah she has humongous ***.
But that's really the only reason I'd watch, for those ***.
I just mute that *** and look at those ***. Yeah those ***.
So those guys at Gunk TV have discovered us.
And in May we're going to start with a program on Gunk TV.
And from then on Gunk TV is going to be the most popular station in Flanders.
So yeah the people from VTM like Stef Wouters can *** off.
So I'll just quickly introduce all the character of the show.
I'm the cameraman, Ian.
This is WOOSH! Athene best gamer ever.
This is WOOOSH!
Wait wait wait.
The Furious! He just beats the crap out of you.
I just beat the crap out of you.
This is WOOSH! Dries.
Yeah I'm art director.
Yeah and just general cool guy.
I'm more in the background.
And WOOOSH Tania. Hot chick that's just sitting here for the looks.
Yeah so this is going to be a reality show that's gonna be the pride of Flanders.
And we make it ourselves.
And we do all special effects ourselves.
And this clip alone already got 30.000 views on YouTube in a few days.
That's something you guys can only dream of.
You guys from national television should try putting a clip on YouTube. Let's see how much view that gets.
The numbers don't lie. We are the bomb.
Well yeah that's our press release eh.
And to all those chicks working for the media who see this... I'm single.
Just so you know.