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Hi, I just got back to Earth from the Enterprise
Oh, what a great ship that is!
While I was there, I met Scotty...
and he gave me this wonderful device here to borrow.
It's a "Universal Translator", you know that's where...
they have this device and then when they
are speaking to some alien life form,
you can understand what they are saying in plain English.
Hello Peter, I am hungry!
TARA, You can talk????
Of course I can talk,
you are just normally too stupid to understand!
Humans...
Wow, this is the first time...
I can actually understand my cat!
Why are you making such a fuss about that tall lady?
You mean Stefanie?
It's because I just got married to her, of course.
MARRIED! ... MARRIED!
I am the lady you have been with for 20 years!
Why did you go and marry... HER?
Now come on, Tara, I can't marry you,
you are only a cat!
ONLY A CAT?
I am a black cat and your queen, remember!
Calm down Tara, you are too small for me to marry you!
If I am too small, surely SHE is too tall!
Tara, there is room in my heart for both of you!
You will always be my lovely black cat.
Let's make this work for the three of us.
Well maybe, I can accept her
if she promises to treat me well.
Where are you celebrating your marriage?
We are celebrating in the Fährhaus, a fish restaurant.
IN A FISH RESTAURANT?
AND I AM NOT INVITED?
Sorry Tara, but they do not allow cats in fish restaurants…
OK, then you have a nice time,
but make sure you bring me something nice to eat,
from that fish restaurant.
I want to celebrate your wedding too, you know.
OK, I think we can arrange something like that.
I had better get this Universal Translator back to Scotty.
It was nice talking to you, Tara.
Anything else you would like to say?
Then let me wish you both a nice marriage
and now that Stefanie has joined the family,
she had better keep giving me nice things to eat,
if she wants to share MY Peter with me….
Well that was great,
I'd better get this device back to Scotty, now.
Peter to Scotty, beam your device up, thank you!