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WELL, THAT'S IT, LADY.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
I AGREE WITH YOU.
IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL,
AND YOU DID A VERY WONDERFUL JOB, TOO.
I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK WITH THE RUG, LADY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOOD-BYE.
OUR RUG!
OUR BEAUTIFUL NEW RUG!
I'LL DO IT. I'LL DO IT.
I'LL DO IT.
[GIGGLES]
AH HA HA HA HA!
OOH-HOO.
♪ THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RUG IN THE WORLD ♪
♪ IS THE NEW RUG ♪
HI, HONEY.
DARLING, IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE, SWEETHEART!
IT CAME. THE RUG IS HERE.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
HE RUG IS FINALLY HERE, DEAR,
AFTER 6 MONTHS OF WAITING.
AND IT CAME ALL THE WAY FROM INDIA.
OUR GENUINE HIMALAYAN NANNY GOAT RUG.
YEAH. WELL, WE WANTED THE BEST,
AND THERE'S NOTHING BETTER
THAN A HIMALAYAN NANNY GOAT RUG.
JUST THINK, 6 MONTHS AGO,
THIS RUG WAS WALKING AROUND
THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
YES. YOU WANT A THRILL?
YOU WANT A THRILL, SWEETHEART?
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF. TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.
I TRIED IT. TRY IT.
OH, GEE!
OH, WOW!
OH, I LOVE THIS RUG.
SLIDE AROUND.
IT'S LIKE WALKING ON YOGURT, I TELL YOU.
IT'S LIKE WALKING WITH BANANA CREAMS.
YES. SIT DOWN, SWEETHEART. SIT DOWN.
LISTEN, BOB, ONE THING I WANT TO ASK YOU.
YOU REALLY LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE HOUSE?
HONEY, YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB WITH THIS HOUSE,
AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT. IT'S A LOT OF WORK.
YOU'RE NOT SORRY WE SPENT ALL THAT MONEY?
HONEY, W
IF NOT TO BE SORRY THAT YOU SPENT IT?
YOU KNOW, SWEETHEART,
I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO SHOW THE HOUSE OFF,
I CALLED FRED AND GEORGE AND THE GIRLS.
THEY'RE GOING TO COME RIGHT OVER AND SEE IT.
WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
YOU KNOW, YOU AND I CAN ENJOY THE HOUSE
INGS
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ENJOY IT,
THAT'S THE REAL ENJOYMENT, YOU KNOW?
[THUNDER]
BOY, IT'S STARTING TO RAIN. YOU GOT HOME JUST IN TIME.
I JUST BEAT IT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I HAD WALKED IN HERE
ALL THE WAY ONTO THE RUG?
[MUTTERING]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THEY'RE COMING, DEAR.
THEY'RE COMING.
THEY'RE COMING WITH THE WET FEET,
AND THEY'LL JUST RUN RIGHT IN.
NO, THEY WON'T. NOW, WAIT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO.
WE'LL BE VERY DIPLOMATIC ABOUT IT,
AND VERY, VERY GENTLY,
WE'LL JUST MAKE THEM AWARE OF THE PROBLEM.
WE'LL BE VERY SNIDE ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE THE SNIDEST.
YOU CAN BE THE DARNEST SNIDE I EVER KNEW.
YOU CAN BE--
[DOORBELL RINGS]
THEY'RE HERE.
WE'LL JUST--
BE VERY CAREFUL.
THAT'S RIGHT. VERY CAREFUL.
AND WE JUST STOP THEM IF THEY GO FOR THE RUG.
WELL, HELLO.
HI, BOB. ANN. HOW ARE YOU?
BOY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SAY, LISTEN, I TELL YOU WHAT.
THE REASON I DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR BELL RIGHT AWAY
THE NEW
LOOK AT THE RUG!
GET OUT OF THERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF YOUR WET THINGS.
OH, YEAH. GEE, I'M SORRY I GOT SO EXCITED.
I REALLY WANTED TO SEE IT, YOU KNOW.
G!
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? I TELL YOU RIGHT NOW...
ALL THIS. NICE, ISN'T IT? ALL THIS. ALL THIS.
.
ALL THIS. AND INSIDE IS ALL NEW.
YES?
YOU GONNA CARRY ME AROUND LIKE THIS ALL EVENING?
I THOUGHT YOUR FEET WERE A LITTLE WET.
I WANT TO DRY YOU OFF FIRST. A LITTLE SHAKE.
BOB, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. WE'RE PERFECTLY DRY.
WE DROVE RIGHT UP TO THE DOOR. WE'RE FINE.
OH, SWELL.
HONEY? OH, BOY, WE'VE GOT SOMETHING.
HONEY, SHOW THEM THE GIFT.
HERE'S A PRESENT FOR YOUR NEWLY DECORATED HOUSE.
AW, YOU SHOULDN'T--
AW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
AW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T. NEVER.
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T.
OH, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.
BELIEVE ME, YOU SHOULDN'T.
I DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO THE HOUSE
FOR A PRESENT LIKE THAT. BOY.
WELL, WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT
BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU ALWAYS STARE AT IT
AT OUR HOUSE.
IT IS AN EYE CATCHER,
I'LL SAY THAT!
WE THOUGHT IT WAS YOU, YOU KNOW,
AND WE FOUND A PLACE FOR IT RIGHT HERE.
I THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT PLACE FOR IT
RIGHT THERE.
OH, THAT'S FINE. LATER, DEAR.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I CAN'T WAIT FOR-- HEM.
THAT'S GEORGE AND BETTY.
EXCUSE US. WELL, HELLO!
I'M SORRY I'M LATE. GEORGE IS PARKING THE CAR.
HE'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE.
OHH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
YES!
CAN I HAVE YOUR WET, DRIPPY THINGS?
OH, YES, I KNOW HOW I FELT
WHEN WE GOT OUR NEW RUG.
I'LL JUST LEAVE THESE THINGS RIGHT HERE.
ISN'T IT BEA
I'LL STAY BACK HERE AND INTERCEPT GEORGE
BECAUSE HE REALLY BARGES RIGHT IN.
HI, FOLKS! HEY!
I CAME IN THE BACK. IT WAS OPEN.
BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL.
YOU'RE DRIPPING ALL OVER THE CARPET.
OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
CAN I TAKE THESE THINGS FOR YOU?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND SEE
WHAT I DID WITH THE BEDROOM?
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
BOB, I LOVE THIS HOUSE, I LOVE THIS HOUSE!
HEY, DID YOU FEEL THIS RUG? FEEL THAT RUG!
JUST FEEL THAT RUG!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB ON IT SO,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I MEAN, YOU DON'T
BECAUSE...YEAH, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED?
LOOK AT THAT!
I'LL GET RID OF IT.
DON'T THROW IT AWAY!
THOSE FUZZ BALLS ARE $10 A YARD.
WE'LL REPACK THEM.
BOB, YOU DID A MIRACULOUS THING.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BOY DID?
HE TOOK HIS MONEY OUT OF THE BANK
WHERE IT DOESN'T MAKE PRETTY,
AND PUT IT HERE WHERE HE CAN SEE IT.
GEORGE, YOUR CIGAR, YOUR CIGAR.
I DON'T HAVE AN EXTRA ONE.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT MONEY OUT OF THE BANK AND EVERYTHING,
THAT MONEY IN THE BANK IS GOOD PROGRESSION.
FRED, MAY I SEE THAT PENCIL, PLEASE?
WHY, SURE.
GEE, LEAD RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN KEEPING MONEY
IN THE BANK WHERE IT'S NOT PRETTY.
YOU CAN PUT IT IN THE HOUSE
AND ENJOY IT.
SAVING MONEY IS RIDICULOUS.
GEORGE, THE CIGAR.
I DON'T HAVE AN EXTRA CIGAR, BOB.
THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD,
EXTRA MONEY, KEEPING IT IN THE BANK AND EVERYTHING,
YOU GOTTA THINK OF WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT.
FRED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT THERE.
T THERE,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BOB?
ON THE ARM OF THE CHAIR.
OH, GOSH, I'M SORRY.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA TELL MY WIFE
TO REDECORATE!
[COUGHS]
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, DO YOU?
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE.
I'LL TAKE THOSE FUZZ BALLS. $10 A YARD.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME COFFEE?
INE.
SHOULD I POUR IT HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM?
NO, DON'T POUR IT HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM, DEAR.
WE CAN HAVE COFFEE LATER IN THE GARAGE.
IN THE GARAGE, BOB?
THERE'S A NEW RUG HERE, YOU KNOW.
OHH, WE HAVE BEEN VERY THOUGHTLESS
AND CARELESS.
I TRAIPSE WATER IN HERE--
LET'S TAKE OUR SHOES OFF
SO THEY WON'T HAVE TO...
HEY, FEEL THAT RUG!
IT FEELS LIKE YOGURT!
IT TICKLES!
OH, HEY, THIS FEELS WONDERFUL.
HEY, THIS IS LIKE WALKING AROUND ON VELVET.
HEY, THAT'S WONDERFUL!
WATCH ME PLAY HOPSCOTCH!
THAT'S NOT GONNA COME OUT, YOU KNOW.
THAT'S DYE FROM A CHEAP PAIR OF SOCKS.
I--I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, BOB.
WHAT CAN YOU SAY,
EXCEPT YOU'LL GET BETTER SOCKS?
YOU SEE WHAT MUST HAVE HAPPENED,
WHEN I STEPPED IN THE PUDDLE,
THE WATER SQUISHED IN HERE
AND GOT THE SOCK...
I FEEL AWFUL, BOB. I WISH I...
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.
IT'S DONE. YOU DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
I INVITED YOU ALL OVER FOR A LITTLE CELEBRATION
ABOUT OUR REDECORATION SO, LET'S NOT LET THIS
SPOIL THE FUN.
I PROMISED YOU ALL EACH A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE
AND YOU SHALL HAVE IT. IS THE CHAMPAGNE IN THE ICEBOX?
I'LL GO AND GET IT. EXCUSE ME. THANK YOU.
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
WHY DON'T YOU GET ME BETT
HE TOOK IT SO WELL.
HE TOOK IT MUCH BETTER--
OT!
ALL OVER MY HIMALAYAN NANNY GOAT!
BUY SOME BETTER SOCKS!
I'LL GET HIS RUG! IT'S A RUG FOR A RUG!
THAT'S THE LAW!
CHAMPAGNE, GANG?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO, GEORGE,
IS WE'LL HAVE TO DYE OUR RUG THE COLOR OF YOUR CHEAP SOCKS.
WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR SOCKS, PLEASE?
WE'LL MATCH THEM IN THE MORNING.
GEE, BOB, THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.