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Let's begin!
- OMG, gross!
Are you wearing mascara?!
- Yes.
Well, that's just great!
Good thing you told me.
- I forgot..
- Ouch!
- F*ck!!!
There's a bit of concealer..
..and some mascara..
..and some stuff, naturally.. xD
We are so fab! (LOL)
- Applause, applause!
DUH!
I think I'll leave this in Serbian..
- Yes, yes we will.
What?
My hair. :D
This is actually a Nude shade.
And it looks so dark on your face.
- Daaamn!
It's your exact shade, but this lightning is making it weird.
"Double the adventure, triple the excitement!
- "Little tortilla boy!"
"Help! They're trying to take my tortillas!"
- "Get down!"
"GET DOWN AGAIN!"
- Stop it! You're making me laugh!
(inarticulate sounds by Jovana) xD
I think you scared the cat, Jovana..
Don't worry, they won't look cartoonish..
Filling them in can be a bit tricky, though..
(me humming)
I'm an idiot. I just realized that I could do the other side by looking in the mirror...
Did you notice that? xD
- Reeetard!
I'm sorry if I'm pressing your eyelid too hard..
What are you looking at?
Nothing, I'm just showing the makeup..
- "WHATCHA LOOKIN AT, HUH?"
- Whatcha lookin at, huh.. (?!)
Can you see what color I'm applying?
- Hmm..
You can't?
- Purple?
Nope.
Green.
- Green?!
Yeah, it goes great with gold..
It's not like a regular green, it more like emerald.. or something..
All the colors look good on you, I tell you..
It's because you're pretty..
You sound like someone's grandmother.
- I saw an old lady on the bus with hideous eyebrows.. Dear Lord..
- She had black eyebrows. Completely black, like my hair.
Like a poorly drawn line, or the nasty thick ones?
- Thicker..
- Like WTF, dude.
I'll try to line your waterline now, if your eyes get watery you tell me, ok?
- Watery.
It's so hard to apply it on others..
- Yeah, it's happening again.
Blink slowly..
Blink, blink, blink..
DISCO TIME!
- Mmm-Hmm, Girlfriend!
- My face is so red..
- Da F*ck?
- DA F*CK!
- What about bronzer?
- You must apply some bronzer to make me look skinny!
Of course!
I wonder.. What do morbidly obese women do to make their face less fat?
I really don't know..
- You mean eyebrows?
No! I meant the face! How they make it less fat..
- Like Adele?
Well.. Yeah. xD
- No idea.
- Good enough?
Just a bit more.
- Bottom lashes?
Yes, just a little to define them.
There you go!
You're a PRO, Jovana!
- Well, what can I say..
You haven't watched The Wolf of Wall Street, right?
- No, I haven't! Is it good?
Yeah!
- I have to watch it..
Go see it, it's really good..
But wait, there's more!
- Huh?
I said: "But wait, there's more!"
- There's moreZ!
What??
- Straight edge.
What's that?
It's when you don't drink, smoke, eat meat etc.
Like vegans? xD
- Yeah.. You eat.. dust.
Yeah, because dust has calories too.
- Yeah.. dust.
Are you going to work tomorrow?
- No.. I haven't told you.. I'm going to a business lunch tomorrow.
Really? With whom?
- With Emma, but all the employees are going.. I need to look good.
Need help?
- Do you have classes tomorrow?
Nope.
- NO?
- It's a deal then!
Did you brush your hair?
- Yes, I have.
- Headband?
Well, I thought.. (coughs)
- "WELL, I THOUGHT"
My throat is sore, sorry.
You like this one?
- Sure, yeah!
- What about my hair? I can't leave it like this..
- Look at my ear!!! LOL
Now, you need to pose for the camera.. Do it as if you were checking out yourself in the mirror, only slower..
Like you're taking a selfie..
Sit straight!
- I'm.. no errr..
...
You can put hands in your hair, or something..
Don't forget to smile!
- Was that OK?
Yeah, just don't do this..
- OMG, I'M DOING IT AGAIN!
- This is going to.. B@^#(^$.. (?!)
- Is that it?
Yeah, just wave!
- Bye!
You have a lot of hairs between your eyebrows but don't worry, it doesn't show on the camera.
You know like.. In the middle..
- Oh...
Don't worry, no one will see it..
- I hope you'll cut this part from the video..
- You will cut it, won't you?
Cut what?
- That thing you said about the hairs..
Yeah, I'll do a voice over for the video.. (blushes)
- Are there really a lot of them?
You want me to take a picture of it?
- NO! DON'T! xD