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Valentine's Day is the time to show your love for that special someone.
ADAM: Happy Valentine's Day, Baby
SYD: What the *** is this? I asked for Cartier, not Kay.
ADAM: Come on, baby, Vinnie hooked me up with a really sweet deal!
SYD: Vinnie is a drug dealer. ADAM: Vinnie is an entrepreneur. There's a huge F---ing differince, alright?
By the way there's only two of those in the entire world.
SYD: Yeah, because nobody wants something this ***.
ADAM: ***, baby -that's vintage! SYD: Vintage is ***, it's French I looked it up alright.
I asked you for gold love bracelet from Cartier and you get me a F---ing bangle from Kay?
You dego guinea ***!
ADAM: Watch with the nicknames, babe. I told you -I would be able to afford Cartier
If you got a god damn job!
All you do is sit around the house all day on our big, fat ***!
My *** is not fat, it's Rubenesque. ADAM: You don't even know what that means.
SYD: Yes I do, it means you buy me cheap ***. ADAM: That's not what it means.
SYD: I know EVERYTHING, and you know nothing. Do not question me!
You're such a cheap *** and I f---ing hate you. I F---ING HATE YOU! ADAM: You said...
VO: The gold bangle from Kay Jewelers. SYD: It's not something you want to buy your wife for Valentine's Day.
BOY: Happy Valentine's Day
GIRL: Thanks, Billy -I'm so excited it's not Kay!
BOY: You're too special for Kay.
SYD: Kay Jewelers??! I swear to God! You're so freaking cheap - I should kill you!
ADAM: You wouldn't know what to do with the body.
Babe, we're all out of pizza balls.
Good luck killing me -you don't even know how to hold a knife properly.
And why would? You've never cooked a meal in your whole life! SYD: I know how to hold a knife!
ADAM: What are you -throwing darts?
Of course, put the knife down -you never follow through with anything!
I married you -worst decision in my life. ADAM: You mean best decision of your life!
SYD: I F---ing hate you. ADAM: I F---ing hate you. I hate your big feet.
SYD: I hate your little feet! ADAM: I'm just kidding, I like your big feet, they're a huge turn on.
SYD: You know what? I kind of like your small feet. ADAM: I hate the fact that you never want to have kids.
SYD: I hate the fact that you don't acknowledge that we have kids!
VO: Don't get her Kay, get her Cartier.
Hey guys, it's Syd Wilder. Thank you so much for watching my Valentine's Day video.
I hope you have an amazing Valentine's Day and
it's not nearly as violent as what you just saw. Now, I'm doing another little contest.
Whoever leaves me the funniest comment is gonna get
Carrie Stevens famous fudge -
And also a Valentine's Day from me -a Valentine's Day card, whatever.
You know! Anyway, happy Valentine's Day,
And I will see you with my next video. Please like, and subscribe!
I'm the worst at doing these things.
Like my f---ing video, and subscribe to my page if you think I'm funny. I love you.