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Emily chan, cute as ever...
Hey there, Victor
Hey Hiko, what's up man?
There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about, man...
Yeah? What's up?
Well, I've been watching your vids for a while now...
Right...
Well, I mean you start fights with homeless people, attack Japanese people for not making videos
Just the other day you got into a fight with KGKGKG over "enjo-kousai"
Yeah, so?
Isn't it all a bit much?
What? Really?
I mean, you don't always have to go so over the top looking for fights. Why not try to be a bit nicer about it all?
Okay... sorry!
And while we're at it...
What?
Dude, you have way too many chanels, I can't keep up with where you are making videos
Okay, sorry about that...
And you know, don't you think you make slightly too many videos. How about easing back, just a bit?
Sorry man...
Yeah, and you know what else, you always go looking for drama
And like to show yourself as the guy explaining the drama going on
But truth is you just like to dive in there and join in the drama yourself, right?
Okay, I'm Sorry!
I mean what about your poor wife?
You never have fun with her, you just sit there by yourself jabbering away to the camera...
You're right... Sorry honey...
Yeah, and you know what else? You're getting a bit chubby lately there....
I'll bet you're eating lots of sweets, right?
I'm sor... hang on, just wait a minute there!
And don't you think that your face is just a little too homely to really ever have a chance to break the big time on YouTube?
Hey, give me a break here!
What? I mean with budget price cosmetic surgery tours to Korea available
You don't really have an excuse to be making videos with that fugly mug...
Hey hey, give me a break man!
I suppose he could just wear a paper bag with holes punched out for the eyes...
Hang on, what the Hell are you saying?!
Nyaaah, somebody's probably already done that...
Come on man, I told you to give me a break!
Victor, what's with you, man?
You know, I lent you money not long ago, and you STILL haven't paid any of that back to me
Ah, right, sorry about that...
And you know you promised that we would make a Japanese lesson together for my Gimmeaflakeman Japanese for Morons
And you still haven't lifted a finger, you haven't done a thing!
Erm, sorry...
I mean, this is "Japanese for Morons"
How the hell is anyone going to keep up with us jabbering in Japanese?
...sorry
I mean, you have to presume from the outset that people watching this channel are basically mentally disabled
Oh, sorry man
No problem
Sorry!
Just try speaking in English some more!
Sorry!
And not with that country bumpkin New Zealand accent that no one understands, use a proper standard American pronouncation
Hey, hang on there!
I don't see how you have a right to protest coming from a country with more sheep than people
Hey, hey, give me a break man!
You can always just "baa" like a sheep... "Baa! Baa!"
Hey, give me a break man!
Calm down man, you know I'm just messing with you.
Listen, we're running out of time so let's shoot the lesson, huh?
Ah, sorry bro, I've gotta run....
Look, just take the video that we just made with this, just make it into a lesson
You'll be sweet as, no worries man! Take care
Hey! Hey!