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I've been running a blog about how much you suck.
- What's it called? - Whyyousuck.net.
Your wife wrote that blog, right?
My friends back home won't believe I met you!
- What does Leo think about all of this? - Oh, he still never red it.
Writing a blog does not make you a writer.
Next month, RandomHouse is releasing Why You Suck,
the book!
- I met someone. - That's fantastic!
- Where? - At a wedding.
Whose?
Hers.
Granted there are obstacles.
It's like a fairytale...
What the is she thinking?
My mom thinks you rushed into this.
I'm sorry. Who are you?
You want to get a coffee sometime?
This is my wedding.
Well, we all have baggage.
What you did was superficial as hell.
But it took balls.
- She runs that weird tour company. - I've heard these are actually cool.
Well, it actually doesn't matter because she's actually married.
- He doesn't deserve you. - You know nothing about Danny.
- Let's get the tour started. - What about him?
He's afraid of heights.
There's an hilarious chapter about it in a book I'm reading.
He's a failed writer.
To retaliate would be like punching a puppy.
Beautiful things that seem impossible
happen every day.
This stems from what?
A snap judgment based on physical attraction to a married woman?
And that snap judgment totally stands.
If you can disprove one thing a person says
people will question everything else they say.
It's the dish-washer!
We're all wrong for someone.
If I were twenty years younger, I'd do you.
That was the nicest thing the mother of anyone I've loved has ever said.