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Hiya neighbor!
That jerk from 2B stole my newspaper again.
Yeah, 2B's the worst!
Last week he said he'd water my plants and walk my dog.
I don't even have a dog.
I heard what happened to Sidekid.
Oh, Sidekid.
(HERO MAN) Everywhere I turn
something reminds me of you.
Look, the whole neighborhood's doing a scavenger hunt.
Why don't you join?
Sidekid always wanted to be invited to things.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Does anyone need (SIGHS) a hero?
As mayor of this fine town
I'm normally against outsourcing.
But right now I need someone to
privatize a public debacle.
This is kind of a bad time, sir.
Indeed it is.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Since my election, important items have been disappearing.
And I'm not just talking about my poll numbers.
Anyway, Sidekid's body has gone missing.
Sidekid's body!
I haven't felt this violated since that jerk from 2B opened my mail.
I'm on the case, Mr. Mayor.
(JAUNTY MUSIC)
It puzzles me that I'm still missing a piece of this missing person's puzzle.
What did you find on your end, Punchster?
(JAUNTY MUSIC)
Did you know that 1.2 million heroes watched the Royal Wedding?
Oh Sidekid where art thou!
We've searched so many morgues, funeral homes, and vampire crypts
that even I'm getting tired of corpses.
Face it. He's gone.
I'm not giving up.
Sidekid would be the first to snap into action the moment I was in trouble.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Hiya neighbor!
Hate to interrupt, but
I only have one thing left on my scavenger list.
Scavenger hunt, eh?
I consider myself a bit of a predator.
Let's see what you've got left
Hmm. "Take-out menu, 3.5-inch floppy disk..."
(PUNCHSTER) "Floppy hat, hard hat..."
"Hubcap..."
(PUNCHSTER) "Something awful, something shady..."
Hmm. Something's awful shady.
"Mayoral office supplies, police tape, cardboard box..."
"Doom box, nuclear launch codes, sidekick."
These are the exact items the Mayor reported missing.
Who organized this farce of a scavenger hunt?
Who do you think?
I should have known that you were the jerk behind all this mischief.
Yeah, we may not have officially met
but you've officially crossed the line
from bad neighbor to
evil bad neighbor.
I'm the bad neighbor?
I'm not the one who comes home at all hours.
Or holds shootouts in the elevator shaft.
Or parks their invisible jet in my parking space.
So that's where I left that jet.
Good spot.
The condo board may turn its head every time
its precious Hero Man violates a building code.
but I've found something to keep you in line.
Isn't that the--
The mayor's nuclear launch codes.
Apparently any hero can access them.
Any hero or his sidekick.
Sidekid!
(SCAVENGERK) He was unusually helpful this weekend.
(JAUNTY MUSIC)
So the next time you try to launder your super outfits with my whites,
or host a lame block party without inviting me,
remember who's got the keys to kingdom come.
Yeah, there's a new sheriff in town
And he's one bad motherf--
Sidekid!
You did it!
(PUNCHSTER) I remember when you were the one in the coma.
Uh, criminals beware
Sidekid is aware?
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