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I'm so pretty
All the guys just wanna *** me
I'm so pretty
All the girls are jealous of me
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Girl, you're so hot!
Watch where you're *** going!
(sirens blaring)
Oh ***!!
Hello officer how can I help you?
Ma'am, have you been drinking?
Yes I have officer. I have also been smoking weed and sniffing ***
And I have also been taking a lot of other drugs and I feel soooooo goooood!
I need to see your license and registration please
Oh officer, I don't have any of those
But I have a ten dollar bill with your name on it
Ma'am are you bribing a police officer?
Do you realize you are in very serious trouble?
Trouble is my middle name. So, do you want the $10 or not?
You're still in trouble anyways, so ma'am please get out of the car
You know officer you seem like such a nice guy
Cut the crap and get out of the vehicle now
Ma'am, what the hell are you doing?
You told me to cut the crap
It's a form of expression. I didn't mean for you to cut the crap literally.
Sorry Officer
Alright! That's it. Enough is enough
Officer. You seem so tense. You need to relax baby. Do you have a wife or a girlfriend?
No I don't
Well, how would you like to forget about all this and be with a real woman?
I'll make it worth your time
Hey!
Ok, let's make this quick
Oooh baby what a big boy you are!
Oh yes! Oh my god! Oh jesus!
It feels so good. Oh jesus! yes! Work it baby work it. More!more!
Work it. Work it. Holy ***. Holy crap. Work it. Work it. Suck it. Suck it. Suck it like a vacuum.
SUCK IT!
Would you shut the *** up? I'm trying to concentrate
Sorry
Officer 4545 are you there?
yeah I'm here.
Come back to the station as there are free coffee and donuts for everyone
Holy ***! Free coffee and donuts? I'll be there in 15 mins.
Whoo! Free coffee and donuts baby!
15 mins? *** that!
You have something there. You have something right there
Yummy!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a good day
(sirens blaring)
NOT AGAIN?
Sir, I need to.....
Would you like a *** officer?
What are you waiting for? It's not gonna suck itself
Do you have anything smaller?