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Hello to the cheap people of Crackovia
Barca has lost its style,
Rayo had more ball possession than Barca
and this is very important, because I've heard that the Rayo players are very humble, they play with bare feet, like Negritos
I’ll have to sponsor one of them and feed him some boiled rice
Barca doesn't play tiki-taka any more
now they play tiki-***
playing Barca is worse then Sergio Ramos trying to say anticonstitutional
anticonstitutional
ok, well, worse that Ramos saying Madalena (a type of muffin)
told ya! Barca has lost its style, and it’s all misery for a city getting cheaper and cheaper
Even La Mercè (the annual festival of the city of Barcelona) is a day shorter than usual
and who is the headliner? El Petit de Cal Eril (Catalan indie band)
Cheap! And that’s not the worst of it!
When Valdes goes in June, they’ll start losing all their games
and talking of goalies, I need to make a call
- Yes? Can I speak with Valdes' substitute? - That's me, what's up?
Why do you have braids like Negritos? Can you sell me some? Do you want me to sponsor you??
Sod off! With my nerves today, the last thing I need is a prank caller...
He’s never this late. I’m worried.
this is not normal for Jose Manuel Pinto Colorado
Pinto worried, Pinto concerned
let's see who is there
come in come in bad boy
- How many times I asked you to let me know when you’re going to be late? - You're not my mother!
I'm your best friend, man, best friend
ok, come here! I smell playstation, you’ve been playing without me!
Have you been playing without me or not?
- Yes - well, Leo
well, yes, but that’s not why we’re late.
we were busy talking about Barca’s style of playing
- They say we’re losing it - but we’ve won all our games!
yes, but we don't play like we did before, I even scored a hat-trick on Saturday, and I didn’t used to get them.
Calm down, it’s because you're in a transition period, soon you’ll back to scoring just for the national team
no, no, I think we're losing our style too, everything changes, I save penalties, even the fans like me, see?
- well, that's weird indeed - yes, very weird
and there are guys who shoot more than me
take it easy, don't you think we’re exaggerating a bit?
exaggerating? Even the press are saying so
Barca: a team organized worse than a group of blind monkeys
Yes, they’re winning, but they’re playing ***
*** Japanese girl, 20 years old oh, not this one, I highlighted it for a friend
It’s got out, we’ve lost our style! we’ve lost our style!
sorry
- Ouch, it worked the first time - I just wanted to make sure...
Barca hasn’t lost its style, we just can't find it, maybe we’ve just left it somewhere
Some day or other, we’ll find it down the back of the sofa
Barca can't lose its style, like Pinto can't lose the flow of his rapping
Here is Pinto with his unique style don't worry brother, the kid rules
the kid with braids do you have strawberry yoghurt?
Barca-arca
It’s not happening, I’ve got a cold and my head’s not right once again, man
Barca has style, Barca weighs a kilo
Barca’s got quince no, no, no
we’ve lost our style
translation and subtitles: doris86pl for totalbarca.com proofreading and correction: Dominic Gillespie
and I’ve lost my flow