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Hello, and welcome to "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Today, we will be microwaving this Zune, donated by Mike Murphy.
What?
You think people are actually going to care we're microwaving a Zune?
Every one has an iPod, or an iPhone.
Yeah, but thats what makes this so special.
Can you do this with your iPod?
Can you make phone calls with yours?
But can yours do this?
Not have a battery?
Well, to prove you that this one is better, I am going to microwave it.
[Riley mumbling in jealousy]
[Theme Music Starts] So, uh, we are going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck.
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Boom] Whoa!
[Woosh]
Lets get outta here!
Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work?
You're dumb.
The masks! They do nothing!
Stopping! Stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No!
Two Point Five!
[Door Close]
[Saying Title]
[Microwave Beep]
Lets find out, here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is one of the concerns, that I've thought about thinking about.
We haven't really thought about it.
We might reconsider it if its placed on the desk, but we're not sure.
Thats why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield.
Its to protect our nuts because that is one thing we have thought about. Our nuts. I think about mine daily.
(Jon) I like to stoke mine daily. Oh wait, did I say that out loud?
They get protected because no one likes roasted nuts.
Honestly, I really don't care for the Zune. To me its just a waste. Who uses Zune's?
No one. Lets microwave it.
[Windows tada sound]
We also have this fan to circulate the air,
and Jackie, she's a G.E. Turntable.
Yeah, she's awesome.
Whoa!
Aw, It looks like a *** exploded in there.
(Jon) Oh, wait, that's what happened.
In goes the Zune.
[Jon Singing] ♫ I wish I were an iPod! ♫
I wonder how long I should put it in there for.
(Jon) 30 GB!
Is it a 30 GB?
(Jon) I don't know. Just put it in for three minutes.
So lets just get out of here and do this.
[Windows tada sound]
(Jon) Its on fire already!
(Jory) Its whatever was left in there before the ***.
(Jon) It doesn't matter, its always a good show.
(Jon) Your always complaining "You don't keep it a safe equal environment, there's always too many variables,
(Jon) "We're bad scientists!" Oh, shut up.
(Jon) "There's no constant in our experiments! You guys are horrible scientists!"
(Jory) If you guys are referencing our show in science projects,
(Jon) Keep in mind... There's no science here. We just like watching things burn.
(Riley) We're just kids in T-Shirts.
(Jon) Keep your children away from us!
(Jory) We're OG's.
(Riley) Eventually, we'll have to put a "Parental Advisory" sticker on the cover.
(Jory) We're O.M.G.'s Original Microwave Gangsters!
(Jory) O.M.G. Its officially on fire right now.
(Jon) Alright, lets just wait for it to explode.
(Jory) The iPod exploded.
(All) Whoa! Its melting!
(Jon) I'm pretty sure the L.C.D. screen has peeled away like a banana peel.
(Jon) That was pretty great, and I am glad I was here to witness it. Now its just a torch,
(Jon) Thats going to kill the microwave any minute now dude.
(Jon) We have to call it. Its going to kill us all.
[Windows tada sound]
(Jon) Go for it, stop taking off the [beeping] gloves!
[Woosh]
[beep]
(Jon) You alright Jory?
(Jory) I'm good.
(Jon) You've been spider webbed.
This has never happened before, but its the second time its happened.
Safety is not even close to our concern. I think the release of air caused the battery to simutainiously explode
Which, is something that we expected to happen when we weren't standing on top of it!
It smells like Lithium Polymer. Thats what we were smelling before.
(Riley) Aww!
(Jon) Is that a Zune, I can't even tell anymore! It just looks like a circuit board with flames coming out the sides.
(Riley) So I think we've learned from past experiments that as soon as we open it, just step back!
Yeah. So uh... No.
Thats about it for "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host, Jory Caron.
(Jon) Go buy an iPod.
(Jory) Its the second time in this season that I could've lost my hand.
Interesting factoid, same hand!
Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong.
Its just a waste, I mean who has a Zune. No one lets microwave it.
Poll question!
Oh, good poll question!
We're running out of those by the way.
Whats your favorite piece of wood? Oak or Cherry?