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I'm Aldo Speagle.
And I'm Veronica Winters.
And we're back here at the local high-school.
Weren't we banned on this premises, you ask?
Why in fact, we were! Which is why we're donning these disguises.
Aldo, you look ridiculous.
Says you! Anyways, Marybelle sent us here to find out the true meaning of love.
This should be interesting.
Come on!
So, what is your name?
Samantha.
What do you think is the true meaning of love?
Well, I think the true meaning of love is basically the person who doesn't drive you
crazy constantly, and you can bear with it.
Is Tumblr a turn on, or a turn off?
It's a turn on when there's really hot guys. It's nice.
Tell us in great detail your *** fantasies.
*** fantasies...
In great detail.
In great detail...
The greatest detail.
Stroking the beard...
Oh, she wants to stroke the beard! Mmm!
She wants to, too.
She wants the B.
The B!?
So why don't you start by telling us your name?
Brooke. She needs to eat this.
Would you ever date a dolphin? Why, or why not.
No, because it's not her.
Um, inter species dating.
No, it's not her!
It's okay Veronica!
No she's mine, go.
Guys, would you mind telling us your names?
Kaitlin.
Kailey.
James.
Hello. Oh, um, Liam.
Do you like our disguises?
Yeah, they're cool.
Yeah, they are fancy!
Which one do you like best?
Mine.
I like Gil's. Very exotic.
Aldo. Jeez!
How do you feel about someone smashing your Valentine's Day gift with a hammer? Violently
and vigorously.
It depends if you like them or not.
Depends what it is. If it's like chocolate, like yo man why you smashing my chocolates.
But if it's only like a toy, nothing happens.
Alright, so today we learned that Sam has a strange attraction to dolphins, Veronica's
turned on by potato wedges, and uh, what's her name?
Brooke.
Brooke has a crush on Veronica!
Hey, what are you doing her? I told you to stay away!
Uh, we were just... you're on your own for this one, Veronica!
Figures! Ha! I'm Veronica Winters, until next time--
Alright, save it for the judge!
And that, my children, is the true meaning of Valentine's Day. That, and cats. Flow free,
cats.