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I can't believe it
3:57 a.m. Are you serious Siri?
I almost pooped my pants.
What pants? You don't even have a case cover!
Ops, my bad.
Hey guys! Guys! Calm, calm down. Let's hear Siri to know what is going on.
Why can't she sleep?
Thank you MR. Webos. It turns out that I cannot stop thinking.
I can not believe I'll be forgotten, replaced by another device.
Siri, you need to conform! Get real.
Life years in technology is too short. I know Tony but I'm not even a year old.
I'm still considered the top line.
Yes, and a quick search in Wikepedia shows you were released on September 21st 2012
Wikipedia mister Google?
What? What's wrong with Wikipedia
Search on Google if you know what I mean I You're very funny little boy
Hey! I'm older than most people here
Yes, you just forgot to grow up.
My friends. Calm down. Let's hear Siris problem!
Thank you MR. Webos. You're the only one who understands me and listens to me.
Siri, all of us here have gone through this.
Of course we understand you. I just do not understand why you can not accept it.
As I said before, the technology life is too short.
For example my cycle lasted one year and five days.
Well, modesty aside, my cycle is not over yet.
Why not? You are left on the side, many times without recharging.
Yes and when discharged, you need a jump start to work again.
Look who's talking, who was lost for 6 months
and was found through opening a usb cable box.
Keep talking Siri. Don't pay attention to them
So Mr. webOS. I have not completed a year and was discarded.
I feel that I have been used and thrown away.
But Siri, you have not been replaced yet. He just forgot to take you.
That does not mean he will come back with a new device.
I think it's better to stay here than be sold on Ebay.
And what do you have against Ebay?
I was bought on Ebay.
Well, That Explains A Lot
Yes, you never know where you will go, if they will take care of you with the same
care that the Master does.
Guys stop arguing let's find a way to console Siri
A good solution is Gazelle. And because you're looking good
I mean you're still young, master can make some extra money
Do not give him any ideas, he can clean up this room and decide to put everyone
in the Gazzele box.
The only one worthless is little Sammy but I heard that they recycle old phones
I have no price. I'm priceless
And I have to listen to this. They are worse than kids
continue Siri So we live in a world where people only want to consume.
Advertisements everywhere saying that to get respect you need the latest model.
When will we have enough?
I did a quick search on upgrade phone every year
and I had several responses. And what you found
Look at this article from David Pogue at the Scientificamerican.com
Should you upgrade your phone every year?
Not anymore. How often do you buy a new, car a new house
a new couch, a new raincoat, fridge,
or washer and dryer? And now: How often do you get a new cell phone?
Clearly the upgrade cycle plays a much bigger role in the tech industry than in
any other realm of consumer goods.
Most people wouldn't be embarrassed to drive a 2009 Toyota Camry
or to put their food in a 2002 refrigerator or even in 92 fridge
but
walk around with that four-year old iPhone, and people think you're some kind
of caveman
You see? This was not just my imagination! I have an idea!
Siri leave his page open in your browser and maybe the master will read and
reflect on this
Sometimes I am amazed at the ideas of this small thinker
Do you see Siri? No need to get desperate.
Maybe he will read this article and change his mind.
And speaking of the master, I think we woke him up!
Bye bye
I'm outta here
Au revoir
Siri even if the master buys another smartphone
remember, we are all a family and independent hardware or operating system
we like you. Now go back to sleep
Thanks guys. I really appreciate this. I hope it is just my imagination.
Maybe he just forgot to take me with him!