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Oooo. (Sigh) It's not that complicated Simon.
[S] I thought you were gonna say Oooo twice.
Oooo, Oooo, Oooo. [S] You're so NASTY!
Ok. Let's try that again. [S] Ok. I lied, lied. [M] Simon, you're like Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock, out of rehab. (American TV show)
[S] Ok. [M] Ready? (Beep)
[M] I knew shouldn't have had that extra spicy taco dipped in Bacardi 151. Damn it!
(Beep)
[S] Oh my god Martina, wow, Martina. (Beep)
Oh my god Martina, what ever is the matter?
[M] (Laughs) Can you not do that? [S] Ok. (Beep)
I knew I shouldn't have had that extra spicy burrito covered in 1...(trails off laughing and Simon laughs too) (Beep)
Uhhh, I knew I shouldn't have had that extra spicy burrito covered in bacardi 151 dipped in dok bok ki sauce. (laughs)
[S] Wow, that sounds terrible. [M] Doesn't it? [S] You should try... (Martina really laughs) (beep)
I knew I shouldn't have had that extra spicy burrito. Why? [S] You started giggling first. [M] Why are you laughing? (Beep)
[M] Your stomach is really standing still, isn't it? [S] It is, as is my entire digestinal system, digestinal. (laughs)
[M] What? [S] Shut up, I've been drugged. Go home. This is one of the worst skits ever. [M] This has gone terribly wrong.
Terribly, terribly wrong. (Beep)
(Sniffle) [M] Meemers. Meemers, what are you doing in this video?
[Dr.M] Meem? [M] Get out. [Dr.M] It's me the Meems.
[M] Ok, Meemers is out. (Beep)
[Dr.M] It stayed. Meemers should be in the show. It's the blue screen Meems. [S] Is that it? [M] Meemers, please don't do that.
[S] Meemers. (Beep)
[S] Go for it. [M] Because you'll get fined, if you keep on standing still. (Beep)
[M] Do I look funny? [S] You look beautiful.
[M] I feel like my nerd glasses make me look funny. [S] But, you're always funny looking.
[M] But they're prescription. Per-scrip-tionnn. That's how Meemers talks. (Beep)
[S] Mole Man! [Both] Mole Maannnn!! [S] Mole Maannnn!!
He can crush a hobo can with the side of his hand. Mole Maannnn!! Cave Maannnn!!
Oh my god. They can see inside the dark and in your home they're 21. They're Mole Maannnn!! Ok, we're done here. (Simon clears throat, beep!)
There's even Eli's rap which doesn't have any English issues with it. (*mumble*) [M in Meemers voice] No English issues. (Bleep)
(Gasp!) Now the lyrics do match the volumofthebusybuhhh!
(Gong!) Thanks for watching EYK Bloopers!