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These are the Rejected Mario Games.
I can't go to prom with Peach looking like this!
Can I claim Yoshi as a dependent?
I mean, he depends on me!
If I jump off his back, he runs off a cliff and kills themselves!
Meh, I guess that counts.
Get outta here.
Ya hear that, Yoshi? I could claim—oh, wait, wait, wait!
Yoshi, come back!
Yoshi, where're you're going?
So.. I heard that you wanted some.. "pipes" cleaned, eh?
Wa-hoo! Wa-hoo! Wa-hoo!
Okie-dokie! You're pipes are cleaned!
Somebody help!
Who removed the ladder? I'm gonna drown out here!
Somebody help!
Wa-ha-ha! I'm gonna win!
Congratulations! You placed first.. at giving up on life.
All right!
This game sucks! Give it to Luigi!
- Mario?! - Oh! Oh, my goodness!
Hm.. I don't look half bad!
- So what can I do you for today, sweetie? - Everything.
- Your registration? - I have it.
Can I have it, please?
Thank you. Oh, that's a great area.
Oh, come on already!
- Come on! - Next!
Oh, yes. I would like to register my cart.
Registrations are in that line!
You know what? F**k this! F**k this stupid f**king game!
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I'm gonna f**kin' rip your f**kin' face off, you f**kin' b**tch!
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But I guess you don't need to worry about that if you're a cat, because you already got nine lives.
Heh-heh. Get it? It-It's a joke about li-lives.. you know what?
If you're not gonna laugh my funny jokes, I'm just gonna jump off this ledge!