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Hello! What is happening, guys? It is me: Jacob here, for the first episode of "Minecraft
10101". It's going to be an exciting series, full of adventure and trees, and new biomes.
(And spiders, apparently...) But most of all: It will be an adventure; revolving around
the viewers. Guess what! You're a viewer! That means [that] it can revolve around you,
if you want it to! And to make it happen? Dead simple! There's only one step: Post a
comment recommending what you want me, the player, to build or do. Build a castle fit
for a king! Kill the Ender Dragon! Make and destroy The Wither! Make The Wither [and]
let it blow you up! The last one would be really cruel of you guys. But anything like
that, it should allow you, and it will allow you, to a) become awesome. (You're already
awesome, but [you can become] more awesome. You can never be too awesome!) And b) it will
make you kings in this series! This series is going to be epic and it's going to be epic
because of you. Recommend something; we'll make it happen. As a bonus, as a reward to
subscribers - if you subscribe and make a recommendation - not only[...] No! "Oh-hu-hu-hu-hoe"
Gentlemen: Welcome to the series! [Laughter regresses into madness] Oh, God. Let me just
do some speed improvisation, here. You shall not pass! I don't know if we got lucky or unlucky,
falling into that. OK, in any case: Welcome to the series! We'll give you a shout out
if you subscribe, as a reward to subscribers. So, this person does this; this person does
this. It will be epic! And you are epic! And with your help, kind people, this series will
be epic; it will become so epic because it will revolve around your recommendations;
it will revolve around you. [Now, ] you're not limited to one recommendation; you can
make as many as you like. Although, please, it's a first-come-first-served basis, unless
you spam. So if you put five comments in a row, I won't make your five projects in a
row. I'll make the first one, clearly, but then I'll move onto someone else. (Just to
be fair). But feel free to make as many as you want. I will get round to all of them,
in the end. The only restraints are if it's physically possible in Minecraft, in survival
mode. (Without cheats). And the other restraint is if - [muttering to crazy self] ahh, I don't
want to go down there [into the caves]. [More muttering] Shh, shh, shh, [it's] very bad!
There we go we've got nice music, now. - And the other restraint is: As long as it's appropriate,
etc... etc..., [it's] boring, boring, boring Terms and Conditions of YouTube, etc... etc...
But apart from that[...] [looks around, wielding dirt, heroically] I'll kill you with dirt!
But apart from that, feel free to make whatever you choose. To make whatever you choose? You
can make whatever you choose, anyway! Unless it's drugs...DON'T DO DRUGS! [Regresses into
madness again; clears throat]. But you can recommend whatever you choose. Now that, that's
out of the way: I mean, if you don't have a YouTube channel, don't feel like you're
missing out. They'll still be epic proportions of stuff, for you! I'll devote the rest of
this time to you! Casual viewer, Without YouTube channel, Fear not! For you will get one, One
day! And when that day[...] God-damn-it! And when that day comes, We will be there, Waiting
for you! Yes... So! It's amazing how there are so many things can fall [from trees]. So:
These videos will be about six minutes each. [They] might be a bit more; [they] might be
a bit less. [They] probably won't be a bit less, but they might be. If I have to shout
something out, or say something, that's fine! I'm not letting time overcome you, the viewer.
Time is not a problem. If there are ninety subscribers in a row...[clears throat again]...then
I will use ninety minutes of a video to shout them out, if they make a recommendation. They
deserve it. ["Hmms" to self] What's left? Oh yes, le pickaxe. Do I prioritize trees,
or [realizing] I have no trees. "Duhh, duhh, duhh, duhh, duhh". I'll just have to do this, then, won't
I? This video time is nearly over, but, hang on, hang on... Charge! But...but...hello?
Huh. [In denial:] Fine, fine, you know? I can survive! Why did I just try and use an
axe for that? That makes no sense. But not a lot of things do; [in mystical tone] I've discovered.
And on that mystical note - and with a lovely view of these beautiful
ore[s], [that are] waiting to be mined - I leave you! Make those recommendations, guys!
Feel free to subscribe and get a shout out. I will see you next time on "Minecraft 10101"!
Goodbye!