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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...
- NO MATTER WHAT, WE HAVE TO MOVE.
- THIS *** KENDRA, SHE SAYS WE WERE EVICTED
AND SHE EMAILS AND SAYS, "GET OUT."
F[bleep] YOU, KENDRA.
- HELLO, MISS BIERMANN.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
KIM SURE DOES HAVE PLENTY EXCUSES
NOT TO HANG OUT WITH HER GIRLS.
- IT'S A WHACK EVENT--
- IS IT WHACK? IT'S FOR CHILDREN.
- IT'S SO DISGUSTING.
- YOU DISRESPECTING MY LEGACY AT THIS POINT.
- I GOT A RECORDER, AND I CAN PLAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE GET A BUTT DIAL FROM PHAEDRA.
- PHAEDRA THINK WE WERE STUPID.
- YOU PRETTY MUCH SAID THAT YOU REALLY DIDN'T
GIVE A *** IF I CAME TO AYDEN'S PARTY OR NOT
- I DID NOT SAY THAT.
- OH, MY LORD.
SWEETIE, WHAT IN THE HELL?
THIS LOOKS A F[bleep] DISASTER
S[bleep].
- I HAVE ARRIVED.
AND THE SPOTLIGHT IS ON ME, HONEY.
- I MAY BE SMALL--
♪ OH ♪
BUT MY EMPIRE KEEPS ON GROWING.
- I ASK, BELIEVE, AND I RECEIVE.
- BEAUTY FADES.
CLASS IS FOREVER.
- PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A PICTURE-PERFECT LIFE,
AND I DO.
- I'M A SOUTHERN BELLE:
BRAINS, ***, AND ALL BUSINESS.
- I WON MISS USA,
NOT MISS CONGENIALITY.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- WELL, THANK YOU, ARIANA.
- OH, YOU'RE WELCOME, MOM. - OOH, YOU GUYS, IT'S HOT.
I'LL SIT HERE SO I CAN STAY A LITTLE BIT COOLER.
OUR PIZZA SHOULD BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
IT'S NICE OUTSIDE.
IT'S, LIKE, 100 FRIGGING DEGREES.
- AND HERE IS A PIZZA.
- THANK YOU. - GOD, THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
PIZZA'S, LIKE, MY FAVORITE THING, SO...
- LET ME GET YOU SOME NAPKINS. - OKAY, HONEY.
ANYHOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LIVING IN THE TOWN HOUSE?
both: I'M SO HAPPY.
- I KNOW. ME TOO.
I COULDN'T GET OUT OF THAT F[bleep] HOUSE FAST ENOUGH.
- THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO MUCH BETTER, MOM.
LIKE, WE ALREADY KNOW EVERYONE HERE AND...
I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THINK ROSWELL HAD, LIKE,
A LOT OF BAD ENERGY BUT IT DID HAVE GOOD THINGS
COME OUT OF IT TOO LIKE YOUR WEDDING AND--
- YEAH. - THAT'S THE ONLY GOOD THING.
- OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE FRIED DOUGH OVER THERE.
I WANT FRIED DOUGH.
- MOMMY, NOBODY COMES TO OUR DOORS ANYMORE.
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT?
- BECAUSE WE HAVE A GATE. - YEAH.
- BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHERE WE MOVED.
THEY THINK WE GOT EVICTED AND LIVE IN THE STREETS
OR WITH NANA, RIGHT?
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE PRESS SAYS.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'M LIVING IN WITH MY F[bleep] MOTHER NOW?
NO, I'M NOT.
I'D RATHER LIVE IN A BOX.
LET ME HAVE ONE MORE PIECE OF PIZZA.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE BEER, BUT THAT BEER
LOOKS REALLY GOOD OVER THERE, I GUESS JUST BECAUSE
IT'S 100 DEGREES OUT.
- AND 'CAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT.
- UH-UH.
K.J.'S BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT.
- REALLY? - FOR THE LAST WEEK.
- THAT'S CRAZY.
- I BROUGHT K.J. BACK TO THE TOWN HOUSE
AND I'LL BRING THIS LITTLE BABY BACK TO THE TOWN HOUSE.
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
- I HAVE A QUESTION.
WAS I PLANNED?
- YES.
- WAS BRIELLE PLANNED OR WAS SHE AN ACCIDENT?
- WELL, WHO WANTS A KID AT 19 YEARS OLD?
- SHE DEFINITELY WASN'T PLANNED.
IT DIDN'T CRAMP MY STYLE PER SE, AT ALL.
SO NO BIG DEAL.
LET ME HAVE THIS BABY, THEN NO MORE BABIES FOR A WHILE.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME.
- NO, I DIDN'T. - UH-HUH.
- THERE'S THIS WONDERFUL THING THAT GOD CREATED,
AND IT'S CALLED BIRTH CONTROL.
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT, AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE.
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THIS ONE?
- NO, BUT I'M HATING THEY DON'T HAVE A BASKETBALL GAME
SO I CAN DUNK ON YOU.
- YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING TO ME.
- [laughing]
- SO WE'RE GONNA DO, LIKE, A HIS AND HER
CHALLENGES AND STUFF?
- I LOVE TO GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH OTHER FABULOUS COUPLES.
AND TONIGHT, WE GET TO MEET KENYA'S MYSTERY MAN,
WALTER.
- AH, YOU'RE RIGHT THERE!
OH, MY GOD.
- HOW YOU DOING? WALTER.
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- HOW'S IT GOING? NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
- OH, MY GOD. I KNOW YOU.
BUT WHERE DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER FROM?
- I'M IN THE 100 BLACK MEN, DEKALB CHAPTER.
- OH, WELL, I HAVE DONE LOTS OF LEGAL STUFF FOR THE 100.
DANG SMALL WORLD.
- I KNOW. IT'S A SMALL WORLD.
ESPECIALLY THE UPWARDLY MOBILE. - MM-HMM.
- IN ATLANTA, PROBABLY REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER.
- YEAH, SO--
- LOOK AT YOU LOOKING ALL BOSS AND EVERYTHING.
LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL WITH YOUR SHADES ON.
I'M A JAMES BOND TODAY.
JAMES BOND, HE DOES THE EXTREME IN THE SUITS.
- [laughing] OKAY.
I LIKE IT.
YOU LOOK LIKE TYSON BECKFORD
OR SOME SUPERMODEL. - OH, NO.
- IT WAS MY FIRST TIME MEETING APOLLO,
AND HE IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN.
I WAS LIKE, "HMM, APOLLO, HE'S QUITE FINE."
[laughing]
- I JUST WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BIT AND CHAT.
YESTERDAY I HEARD A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOU.
- YOU DID? - YEAH.
- I HOPE GOOD STUFF.
- I HEARD SOME FASCINATING THINGS.
BUT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR PRODUCING SKILLS AND WHATNOT.
- YEAH.
- SO, YOU KNOW,
WE WERE GONNA WORK ON THIS WORKOUT VIDEO.
- YES, WELL, YOU NEED TO, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE
THEM BULGING MUSCLES FROM YOUR SHOULDERS.
- OKAY--
- I SEE THE VEINS AND THE--
THAT MEANS YOU'RE LEAN.
- HE'S GOT A GREAT BODY.
- OKAY.
- I THINK KENYA LOVES TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
BUT SHE MIGHT WANT TO PUMP HER BRAKES,
BECAUSE SHE IS BREAKING SOME CARDINAL RULES.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FULL-SERVICE PRODUCTION COMPANY.
I'VE BEEN PRODUCING FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS.
NEVER DONE A WORKOUT VIDEO, BUT IT CAN'T--
- IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD.
- HAVE YOU GUYS DISCUSSED--
- WELL, HE IS THE BRAINS AND THE BOSS OF THIS PROJECT
AND I'M JUST GONNA BE THE ***.
- OKAY. - WE HAVE SOME CONFLICTS.
YOU KNOW, SHE WANT IT TO BE MORE OF A FEMININE, LESS SWEAT,
MORE STYLE.
BUT THEN SHE WANTED TO INTEGRATE, LIKE,
SOME OF THE HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS.
YOU KNOW, THINGS THAT JUST CAME IN CANS.
- GALLONS OF MILK JUGS. - YEAH.
JUST STUFF EVERYBODY HAS IN THEIR HOUSE.
- OKAY.
- SO I CAME UP WITH A REGIMENT
THAT MAYBE ONLY TAKES 35 MINUTES
TO WORK FROM THE MIDDLE CORE DOWN.
- I THINK APOLLO AND I ARE KIND OF VETTING EACH OTHER OUT.
HE'S TRYING TO SEE AM I FOR REAL?
IS MY PRODUCTION COMPANY UP TO PAR?
I THINK I WAS FEELING HIM OUT.
WHAT KIND OF TALENT WOULD HE BE?
SO WE'RE JUST PLAYING *** FOR TAT.
- I MEAN, I'M SURE WE CAN PROBABLY DRAW SOMETHING UP.
HAVE ANOTHER MEETING ABOUT THIS SO WE CAN GET
A LITTLE FURTHER IN DEPTH.
- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, COOL.
SO Y'ALL WANT TO GO OVER HERE AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- FOR SURE.
- LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. - YEAH.
[carefree instrumentals]
- ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR *** KICKED?
- GIRL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS CONTRAPTION.
- IT IS A CAR.
- GIRL, THIS AIN'T NO CAR.
KENYA IS EXTREMELY EXCITED ABOUT GETTING ON THIS GO-KART.
I'M NERVOUS ABOUT ANYTHING THAT I CAN LOSE MY HEAD ON.
- LET ME FREE!
PHAEDRA, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T NEED THAT SEAT BELT.
I'M A DAREDEVIL.
[laughing]
I'M SO EVIL!
[maniacal laughter]
- OKAY, EVIL KNIEVEL.
- [laughing]
- JUST CALL ME MADEA.
- I DON'T SEE HOW THIS THING GOES.
IT WON'T FIT ON MY ***.
[chuckling]
- [growling]
[laughing]
[heavy rock music]
♪ ♪
NO HANDS!
NO HANDS!
[screaming]
- CHILD, YOU-- MM.
- I MUST WIN!
I MUST!
- [screaming]
- YES!
- I RAN OUT OF GAS!
I RAN OUT OF GAS.
- [screaming]
[serene music]
- DARLING? - YES?
- YOU WANT RED OR WHITE?
- I WANT RED.
- AH.
THIS IS A $200 BOTTLE OF WINE.
WE HAVE THIS FOR, LIKE, OVER FOUR YEARS.
- WHY DID WE NEVER DRINK IT?
- I WAS SAVING IT FOR SOME SPECIAL MOMENT
THAT NEVER CAME.
[chuckling]
- FOR FOUR YEARS.
ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THIS.
- OH, MY GOD.
IS IT SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE THIS?
I THINK IT'S SPOILED.
CAN WINE SPOIL?
- $200 DOWN THE DRAIN.
- WE SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT SOONER.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[doorbell ringing]
- OH, I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY NENE.
- DING-***!
- NENE LEAKES, I'M COMING.
- GIRL, YOU KNEW I WAS COMING.
THE DOOR SHOULD HAVE BEEN OPEN.
- WHY YOU WAILING ON MY DOORBELL?
- AH, LOOK AT YOU!
THE EGYPTIAN QUEEN.
HELLO.
I HAD TO PLAY WITH YOUR DOORBELL.
- GREGG! HI.
- MISS LEAKES.
- HOW ARE YOU? - YOU'RE EVER SO TALL.
- BLONDE BOMBSHELL IS HERE.
- AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVE A HIGH HEEL ON.
CHILD, YOU GOT TO KEEP ON--
MR. LEAKES IS IN THE BUILDING!
- LET ME BACK UP, LET ME BACK UP.
- WHOO!
- IT FEELS GOOD TO BE HANGING OUT WITH NENE AND GREGG.
EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE THEIR ISSUES AND THEIR PROBLEMS,
YOU JUST WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER
BECAUSE IT'S NENE AND GREGG.
- SO WHAT'S GOING ON WITH Y'ALL?
- NOTHING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US?
WHAT?
- WOW.
[laughter]
- WE ARE THE NEW NORMAL.
- MM-HMM. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HAPPENED?
I THINK ONCE ME AND GREGG GOT DIVORCED,
I THINK IT WAS NOTHING ELSE TO FIGHT ABOUT.
- Y'ALL LOOK GOOD.
- Y'ALL LIVE IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD?
- NO.
- HOW CLOSE ARE YOU, GREGG?
YOU ABOUT TEN MINUTES AWAY? FIVE?
- 7.3.
- OOH. - WHOA, MAN.
- LORD, CHILD, SO HE CAN GET THERE IN A QUICK--
IN A HURRY.
- I THINK WE NEED TO BREAK UP.
- [laughing] - AND GET A DIVORCE.
AND MAYBE WE'LL BE HAPPY.
[laughter]
- PETER AND I ARE IN A REALLY GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW,
AND I FEEL CONFIDENT THAT WE ARE GOING
TO GROW OLD TOGETHER.
WE'RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE.
- TELL THEM ABOUT THE TRIP TO ANGUILLA THAT WE--
- NO, I WAS GETTING TO THAT.
YOU WANT TO TELL THEM, BABE?
- MY HOMEGIRL, SHE DOES P.R. FOR THE ISLAND.
- THAT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
SHE DOES P.R. FOR THE ISLAND?
- YEAH, AND, LIKE, SHE INVITED US DOWN.
- THAT'S COOL. - SO WHEN ARE Y'ALL LEAVING?
- OH, I THOUGHT WE WOULD GO THERE FOR A GIRL'S TRIP.
- I LOVE IT.
- BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MAKING IT A COUPLES' TRIP?
- A COUPLES' TRIP?
- THE GIRLS AND I HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME IN AFRICA,
WE DECIDED THAT WE WOULD MAKE THIS GIRL'S TRIP
SOMETHING THAT WE DO ONCE A YEAR.
ONCE WE ALL AGREED ON DATES WHEN EVERYONE COULD TRAVEL,
WE WOULD JUST FIGURE OUT THE DESTINATION LATER.
AND THEN, THIS ANGUILLA THING JUST POPPED UP.
WE'RE INVITING YOU,
KANDI AND HER NEW GUY TODD,
PHAEDRA AND APOLLO,
AND KIM AND KROY.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY CYNTHIA WOULD EVEN INVITE KIM AND KROY.
YES, I ASKED KIM IF SHE WOULD STAY A LITTLE BIT LONGER
AT MY SUCCESS PARTY, BUT AS FAR AS KIM LEAVING,
I MEAN, I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING FROM KIM.
I JUST DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GIVE TO HER.
IT'S GONNA BE NEGATIVE.
I'M JUST NOT READY FOR ALL OF THIS.
IT'S JUST--
[sighing]
- PETER'S WHOLE POINT IS, LIKE,
"AM I GONNA GET SOME WHEN WE THERE?
THAT'S ALL I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT."
- EXACTLY.
I'M NOT GONNA BE ON NO ROMANTIC ISLAND,
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY, BABY.
IT AIN'T HAPPENING.
- WELL, MAKE SURE YOU SCHEDULE AROUND HER MENSTRUAL CYCLE.
THEN YOU BETTER GET SOME.
- YEAH. - OH, MY GOD.
- PETER, DEVELOP THE BOXER'S MENTALITY.
- WHAT IS THAT? - STICK AND MOVE.
- BING! - WHOO!
THAT'S MY MAN.
- THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION.
[laughter]
- CAN I GET ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE WHILE I--
- NO, I DON'T NEED NOTHING.
- OH, MY GOD. OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- HEY, YO, CHECK THIS OUT.
- REALLY? - GET OUT OF HERE.
- YEAH, THAT WHOLE THING WITH HER MOM AND HER SISTER
WITH THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE, I JUST FELT LIKE
IT JUST SPOILED EVERYTHING.
SO WHEN WE GET DOWN THERE...
- I THINK PETER'S IDEA TO HAVE A VOW RENEWAL
IS VERY SEXY.
HOWEVER, CYNTHIA DOESN'T LIKE SURPRISES, AND MY FEAR
IS THAT CYNTHIA IS GONNA DIE.
[laughing]
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE SURPRISED.
- ALL RIGHT, I SEE WINE GLASSES ARE EMPTY.
- CYNTHIA, CAN YOU DO HORSEBACK RIDING AND STUFF IN ANGUILLA?
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO DO THAT?
I WENT HORSEBACK RIDING ONCE IN MY LIFE.
- IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT MONKEY SAID
WHEN THE TRAIN RAN OVER HIS TAIL.
- WHAT DID IT SAY?
- IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
[laughter]
- COMING UP NEXT...
- EVERYTHING NENE DOES, THERE'S A MOTIVE TO IT.
- TODAY MY DOCTOR IS TELLING US KNOW WHETHER
WE CAN CONTINUE OUR FAMILY.
- THERE'S NO SPACE FOR THE BABY TO GROW.
[lively rock music]
♪ ♪
- HELLO. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. CHECKING IN.
- ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT.
- OKAY.
- AND SHE'LL BE IN IN JUST A SEC, OKAY?
- ALL RIGHTY.
- LET ME SIT ON THIS SIDE.
YOU NERVOUS? - I'M JUST SCARED.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING'S RIGHT THIS TIME.
IT'S LIKE-- - IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GOOD.
- SIX MONTHS AGO, I HAD A MISCARRIAGE
DUE TO UTERINE FIBROIDS.
SO TODAY MY DOCTOR IS TELLING US KNOW
WHETHER WE CAN CONTINUE OUR FAMILY
OR WHETHER WE HAVE TO STAY ON HOLD.
I NEED TO FIND OUT FROM HER TODAY,
LIKE, WHAT CAN WE DO?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED FOUR KIDS:
TWO BOYS AND TWO GIRLS.
AND, YOU KNOW, HEY, THIS BODY IS BANGING NOW.
OKAY, BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE FIVE DIFFERENT PREGNANCIES.
SO WITH TWINS, I'LL ONLY HAVE TO HAVE TWO BIRTHS.
PLUS MY SYRE, THAT'S FOUR.
- SO HOW WE GONNA PUSH THAT? TWINS?
- WELL, LAUREN TOLD ME THAT MY GRANDMOTHER,
HER SISTER HAD TWINS.
- WELL, ON MY DAD'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY,
HIS BROTHERS, HE HAD TWINS.
- MM-HMM. - SO IT'S IN THERE.
- MM-HMM.
- IT'S DOWN IN THE GENE POOL.
- RIGHT. IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.
- YEAH, YOU KNOW, I TOLD YOU I WANTED A LITTLE GIRL.
- I THINK THE BABY'S GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE ME.
- MY GENES IN MY FAMILY ARE SUPER, SUPER STRONG.
- AND YOU SAW MY FAMILY. - YOU SEEN LAUREN.
- MY GENES IN MY FAMILY IS SUPER, SUPER--
THE WOMEN LOOK JUST-- MY AUNT LOOK JUST LIKE MY DADDY.
- YEAH. - JUST LIKE MY DADDY.
- YEAH.
- DIDN'T YOU MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT SOME--
SOME EDIBLES?
- IT'S A--LET ME-- I'M GONNA FIND IT.
IT'S A VILLAGE AND-- LET ME SEE, AFRICAN--
- 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE
THAT I KNOW WHO'VE BEEN EATING YAMS
AND THEY AIN'T HAVING TWINS.
- YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO EAT, LIKE, A LOT OF THEM
AND A PARTICULAR TYPE.
- OKAY.
- I TOTALLY PUT IT ON MY BOOKMARKS
BUT IT'S, LIKE, SO, YOU KNOW,
IF I CAN'T FIND IT, MAYBE I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
- YEAH, I THINK IT'S BEST FOR YOU
TO KEEP THAT ONE TO YOURSELF.
- A LOT LIKE YOUR MAMA. - YEAH.
- UH-OH - HELLO.
WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
- WELL, THANK YOU. - HOPE EVERYTHING'S GOING WELL.
- SO YOU'RE HERE FOR YOUR FOLLOW-UP VISIT.
- YES.
- AND IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO MONTHS SINCE YOU HAD YOUR MYOMECTOMY.
AND SO WE'LL DO AN ULTRASOUND TODAY
AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT YOUR OPTIONS
FOR WHAT TO DO GOING FORWARD.
- OKAY.
- SO I'M GONNA HAVE YOU TO GO AHEAD ON
AND LIE BACK FOR ME.
- OKAY.
- MOVE YOUR HEAD UP JUST A LITTLE BIT, HERE.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, PORSHA.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A FEW THINGS, YOU AND KORDELL.
SO THIS IS YOUR UTERUS RIGHT HERE.
- WOW, IT LOOKS SO DIFFERENT. - CLEAN.
- IT LOOKS SO DIFFERENT FROM BEFORE.
SO, YOU KNOW, WHEN WE FIRST DID THIS ULTRASOUND,
THE WHOLE THING WAS BEING COMPRESSED
BY THIS HUGE FIBROID THAT WAS SITTING
ON THE TOP OF YOUR UTERUS.
SO BASICALLY, THE PROBLEM WAS
THERE WAS NO SPACE FOR THE BABY TO GROW.
- RIGHT.
- AND SO NOW YOUR INCISION'S DOING GREAT,
YOUR UTERUS LOOKS NORMAL ON ULTRASOUND,
SO ONE MORE MONTH-- - AND READY TO GO!
- AND WE'RE READY TO GO. - YEAH!
- PRACTICE.
- I'M GONNA STOCK UP ON THOSE YAMS TODAY.
I WANTED TO ASK YOU-- HUSH.
- I DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
- WHAT CAN I DO TO, YOU KNOW, HIGHER MY CHANCES
OF BEING ABLE TO HAVE TWINS?
- YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE GET THROUGH ONE BABY FIRST, PORSHA?
- THERE'S FOUR OF ME.
I MEAN, I HAS ME AND MY SISTER THEN I HAVE TWO BROTHERS.
SO I JUST ALWAYS PICTURED THAT'S HOW MY FAMILY UNIT WOULD BE.
- AND YOU STILL CAN.
- ONE STOP SHOP IS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
- JUST LIKE--SHE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, DRIVE-THROUGH.
YOU JUST PUT YOUR ORDER IN AND, YOU KNOW.
- PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, 30 SECONDS, GET IT OUT.
- YOU KNOW, HAVING MULTIPLE GESTATION AS WELL
IS ALSO A RISKY PREGNANCY.
AND SO WE DON'T NECESSARILY WANT TO TAKE THOSE RISKS
ON PRETERM LABOR, OTHER TYPES OF COMPLICATIONS--
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GUESS THAT SLOWED MY ROLL.
BUT I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW.
- SO YOU'RE REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC.
LET'S WORK ON HAVING ONE BABY FIRST, OKAY?
- THANK YOU, DOC.
[smooth electronic music]
♪ ♪
- HEY, BABY. - HEY.
- WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW YOU BEEN DOING?
- I BEEN GOOD. - HELLO.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- WELCOME TO THE DAIQUIRI FACTORY.
- THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.
- I'M NOT SUPER HUNGRY, KANDI,
SO IF YOU WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING
I'M OPEN TO THAT.
- OKAY.
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL TRY YOUR CRAB CAKES.
- CRAB CAKES? - YEAH.
WELL, GOD KNOWS I NEED TO GO ON ANOTHER DIET.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE
ALL OF MY FOOD IS JUST GOING HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
I NEVER HAD ALL THIS TILL I GOT AROUND Y'ALL.
- [laughing] - IT RUBBED OFF ON ME.
- YEAH, RIGHT.
WE SAW YOU MODELING THAT BATHING SUIT.
- HEY, THAT WAS A SMALL--
THAT WAS LIKE A LITTLE BABY DONK, CHILD.
IT'S A GROWN DONKY NOW. - OH, WOW.
- OH, YEAH, I CAN ROLL WITH Y'ALL FOR SURE, BABY.
- [laughing]
- OH, KANDI, ABOUT OUR BIG TRIP.
PETER AND I HAVE BIG CONNECTIONS IN ANGUILLA.
- REALLY?
- I'VE BEEN THERE MANY TIMES FOR MODELING SHOOTS.
- UH-HUH.
- AND I WAS LIKE, "GOD, IF I EVER GOT MARRIED,
AND HAD A DESTINATION WEDDING, IT WOULD BE HERE."
- REALLY. - YES.
AND I JUST THOUGH, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
ANGUILLA'S THE PERFECT GETAWAY.
I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE IT A COUPLES' TRIP.
- UM--
- WE HAVE CRAB CAKES.
- WELL, I WOULD LOVE TO BRING MY MAN,
BUT HE'S ACTUALLY WORKING ON A SHOW RIGHT NOW, SO--
- SO YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL BE ABLE TO GET OFF?
- REALLY, HE ONLY GETS OFF, LIKE, ONE DAY A WEEK.
- YOU KNOW, YOU BEEN OVER THERE HIDING TODD, CHILD.
- WHO SAID I'M HIDING HIM?
- AIN'T NOBODY SEEN-- I KNOW I AIN'T SEEN HIM.
- I'M NOT SURE TODD WOULD WANT TO COME
BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT OUR CREW IS DRAMA,
AND HE DOESN'T LIKE DRAMA.
- YOU KNOW, I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD.
I THINK WE ALL NEED IT.
AND, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
MAYBE MENTION IT TO HIM.
- OH, I WILL. - KROY IS, OF COURSE, INVITED.
- I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN MUCH OF KIM LATELY,
BUT SHE GAVE US THE DATES THAT SHE COULD TRAVEL,
AND WE'VE JUST BEEN PLANNING AROUND THAT.
- I KNOW SHE COULD DEFINITELY USE A LITTLE VACAY.
- YEAH, SHE COULD.
- SHE'S GETTING-- HOW MANY MONTHS IS SHE NOW?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'LL BRING IT UP TO HER
AND SEE WHAT SHE SAYS.
- OKAY.
- NOW, IT MAY BE A LITTLE STRANGE
TO HAVE HER ON VACAY AND NENE ON VACAY.
THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY TO YOU
BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TIGHT Y'ALL ARE,
BUT TO ME, I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING NENE DOES,
THERE'S A MOTIVE TO IT.
- MM.
- IT'S LIKE, WHEN SHE BEFRIENDS SOMEBODY,
IT'S A REASON FOR IT.
IT'S LIKE, OKAY, YEAH,
'CAUSE THIS PERSON DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH YOU AND NENE
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS JUST
DON'T CONNECT FOR SOME REASON.
- MM-MM.
- AND I FEEL LIKE IT'S ONE OF THOSE
WHERE SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.
AND I'M NOT TRYING TO FORCE ANY KIND OF FRIENDSHIP
OR WHATEVER, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE HAS ANY ISSUE WITH YOU REALLY.
BECAUSE I PROMISE YOU, SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE,
"I DON'T KNOW WHY KANDI DON'T LIKE ME," AND BLAH BLAH BLAH.
- CHECK HER 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT THE PERSON WE KNOW.
LIKE, WHO IS SHE?
[laughing]
- COMING UP NEXT...
- IT'S NOT JUST FEEDING THE HUNGRY
ONLY ON THANKSGIVING.
THIS IS 265 DAYS A YEAR.
- IT'S A 2-YEAR-OLD'S PARTY. - RIGHT.
- SO IF YOU COULDN'T COME, I DIDN'T FEEL SLIGHTED,
- IF MISS PHAEDRA DOESN'T STOP LYING TO MY FACE,
I MAY JUST HAVE TO PRESENT EXHIBIT "A."
[soulful instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- SO IS IT THREE PEOPLE? - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S CYNTHIA BAILEY.
- BAILEY AGENCY.
- YES, AND NENE LEAKES IS COMING.
- NENE? - YES.
- SHE HAS A SHOW OR SOMETHING. - YES.
- SHE'S THE COACH ON GLEE.
- OH.
- SO YOU NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
- MM-MM.
- AND YOU TOOK ACTING CLASS WITH THE--
- HER UNCLE. - WITH HER UNCLE.
- THE FAMILY. - OH, OKAY.
- CYNTHIA BAILEY IS A BLACK SUPERMODEL,
AND NOW SHE'S FOCUSING ON UPLIFTING OTHER YOUNG WOMEN.
AND NENE LEAKES HAS HER OWN BATTERED WOMEN FOUNDATION.
AND ANY WOMAN WHO STANDS FOR A CAUSE
IS WHO I WANT TO BE CLOSE FRIENDS WITH.
- HELLO? - HEY.
- HI. - HOW YOU LADIES DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
- I'M CYNTHIA. - HI, PORSHA.
- NENE. - HEY, NENE.
I'M GOOD. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'M GLAD YOU LADIES MADE IT TO THE HOSEA WILLIAMS HOME.
- I KNOW HOSEA FEED THE HUNGRY AND HOMELESS VERY WELL.
MY FAMILY AND I HAVE GONE OVER AND HELPED OUT
WITH THE CHARITY ON MANY OCCASION.
- MY UNCLE, HE TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.
MY AUNT WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, PORSHA?"
HE LOVES NENE.
THAT'S THE ONLY WOMAN THAT I'LL LET HIM LOVE BESIDES ME.
- HE AND I, WE BEEN WITH THE SAME AGENCY FOR YEARS,
AND WE WOULD GO BACK AND FORTH TO L.A.
AFEMO IS A GREAT ACTOR.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FROM YOU DOING THE FEED THE HUNGRY.
- NO, EVERYBODY HERE IN ATLANTA KNOWS
ABOUT HOSEA AND FEED THE WEAK.
IT'S A GREAT THING.
IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU KNOWING THAT YOU ARE A PART OF IT.
- BUT YOU KNOW, LIKE, I NORMALLY WORK
ON THE MARKETING BEHIND THE SCENES,
BUT I'M BRANCHING OUT.
I FEEL LIKE WE ALL, AS LADIES,
CAN USE THE SISTERHOOD TO RAISE MORE MONEY.
THE HOSEA WILLIAMS FOUNDATION IS NOT JUST
FEEDING THE HUNGRY ONLY ON THANKSGIVING.
IT'S A EVERYDAY SITUATION.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THIS IS 265 DAYS A YEAR.
- [laughing]
THAT IS FUNNY.
265 DAYS?
WHERE THE HELL THAT *** LIVE AT?
- AND ANOTHER REASON I WANTED YOU GUYS TO COME TO THIS HOME
IS BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF THE CELEBRITIES
COME HERE AND SHOOT A P.S.A.
LUDACRIS HAS DONE ONE, YOU HAVE T.I.,
ANY WELL-KNOWN CELEBRITY THAT LIVES HERE IN ATLANTA.
AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS WOULD LEND YOUR TIME
TO COME HERE AND DO ONE FOR US.
- OKAY, WELL, I'M IN, BECAUSE I REALLY--
THAT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING I'M VERY PASSIONATE.
- YES. - OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
- THIS PAST YEAR, I HAVE BEEN VERY BLESSED.
AND THIS OPPORTUNITY WILL GIVE US A CHANCE TO GIVE BACK.
- YOU LADIES WANT SOME RIESLING OR SOME CHAMPAGNE?
- I MEAN, IT'S AFTER 12:00. I COULD SIP ON IT.
- OKAY. I'M GONNA GO GET IT.
[laughing]
P.S.A. FOR THE HOSEA WILLIAMS.
- YES.
HERE'S TO GIVING BACK.
- FROM THE EVENT THE OTHER DAY, THERE WAS A LADY THERE.
DO YOU KNOW A KENYA MOORE?
DO YOU? YOU DO.
- WELL, LET ME SAY, I DON'T KNOW HER KNOW HER.
I ACTUALLY INVITED HER TO SOMETHING AT MY SCHOOL.
- HOW DO YOU COME TO AN AUDITION SHOWING YOUR COOCHIE CRACK
AND YOUR *** CRACK AND THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE?
- DEFINITELY DISRESPECTED ME, SHE DISRESPECTED MY STAFF,
JUST WASN'T NICE.
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EVENT.
- WELL, WHEN SHE GOT TO THE EVENT,
I SAID, "I WANT TO THANK MISS KENYA MOORE
FOR COMING HERE TO SUPPORT."
AND I SAID, "SHE IS MISS AMERICA.
OH, MISS USA."
AND SHE SAID, "YES."
I SAID, "MY APOLOGIES."
SHE WASN'T HAVING IT.
SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU MESSED UP MY TITLE FROM 20 YEARS AGO,
AND I'M DONE WITH YOU."
SHE RAN OUT THE PARTY DOWN THE CURB.
- IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.
WAS IT MISS AMERICA? WAS IT MISS USA?
I MEAN, WHO REALLY REMEMBERS?
NOW, THAT'S JUST, OBVIOUSLY,
VALIDATION THAT I AM NOT CRAZY
AND THAT KENYA IS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS CRAZY, THE WAY SHE BEHAVED
WHEN SHE CAME TO THE SCHOOL.
BUT IT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE
FOR HER TO COME TO A CHARITY EVENT
AND NOT JUST BE GRACIOUS AND HUMBLE.
JUST SHOW SOME RESPECT. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, I KEEP PREACHING ABOUT RESPECT.
IT JUST KEEPS COMING UP.
- EXACTLY. - I STILL DON'T LIKE HER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- PORSHA SEEMS LIKE SHE'S FUN, SHE'S GOT A LOT OF ENERGY,
SHE LIKES TO DRESS, SO SHE SEEMS
LIKE THE TYPE OF GIRL I DON'T MIND KICKING IT WITH.
I CAN TELL YOU THIS: I'M AN EXCELLENT JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
I DON'T REALLY GET IT, BUT I GOT A GOOD VIBE OFF YOU TODAY.
AND I NORMALLY DON'T GET GOOD VIBES.
- THANK YOU.
I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET IT WITH KENYA,
SO THAT TELLS ME SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, I'M WILLING TO TRY AND TALK TO HER
AND FIGURE IT OUT, BUT I'M A VERY GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
AND IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU WILL KNOW IT.
[carefree instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- YOU LOOK GOOD.
- GIRL, I HAVE BEEN TAGGED BY YOU, GIRL.
THIS IS FROM YOUR BOUTIQUE. - IT IS FROM MY STORE.
- YES, HONEY, I CAME AND GOT MY SHOP ON, HONEY.
I BOUGHT A BIG OLD BAG OF STUFF, HONEY.
I'VE BEEN TAGGED A FEW DAYS THIS WEEK.
- REALLY? - YES.
- I LOVE THIS STORE.
IT HAS ALL THESE LITTLE CUTE, QUAINT LITTLE ITEMS.
- OH, LOOK AT THIS LITTLE FUN, FAKE CANDLE.
IT LOOKS SO REAL, BUT LOOK AT IT.
I'M A VAMPIRE, I'M A VAMPIRE.
[hissing]
- I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.
- AIN'T THAT CUTE? - VERY CUTE.
- I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT TODAY TOO.
- YOU BROUGHT ME A GIFT? FOR WHAT?
- WELL, IT'S KIND OF LIKE A GIFT/I NEED YOU
TO TRY SOMETHING FOR ME.
- IS IT THE *** RING?
- NO, IT'S THE KEGEL BALLS. - OH.
- KEGEL BALLS ARE BASICALLY SMALL BALLS
THAT YOU INSERT INTO THE ***,
AND YOU USE YOUR *** TO HOLD THEM,
TO MAKE IT TIGHT AND RIGHT.
- YOU GOT SOME ROOM IN YOUR PURSE?
- YEAH. - MM.
DOES IT FEEL GOOD?
- WELL, IT FEELS FINE.
I HAVE MINE IN NOW.
- HUH. - [laughing]
- WELL, Y'ALL DO--
I GUESS I WON'T LOOK TO SEE FOR MYSELF, BUT OKAY.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THEM UP THERE?
- WELL, UM, WHEN I WAS GETTING DRESSED,
I PUT IT--YEAH, SO IT'S BEEN IN THERE EVER SINCE.
- KANDI'S SO ADVENTUROUS.
ONLY SHE COULD RUN AROUND WITH BALLS IN ALL DAY.
- YEAH, BUT I'M TRYING TO GET THE *** RING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M BRINGING IT FOR YOU ON THE TRIP.
CYNTHIA WANT TO TURN IT INTO A COUPLES' TRIP.
- YEAH, AND IF YOU BRING THE *** RING,
I'M REALLY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- [buzzing] - [laughing]
- SO KROY AND KIM ARE IN?
- YEAH.
- LAST YEAR WE HAD SO MUCH FUN IN SOUTH AFRICA,
AND IT WAS A SHAME THAT KIM COULDN'T JOIN US.
SO THIS YEAR WE GOT KIM'S SPECIFIC DATES
THAT SHE COULD COME,
AND CYNTHIA AND PETER HAVE SCHEDULED EVERYTHING
AROUND THOSE DATES.
- I HOPE THAT KIM DOES NOT CANCEL ON US AGAIN.
- I HOPE SHE DIDN'T EITHER, BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN'T--
THEY'RE NOT MULTITASKERS, YOU KNOW, HONEY,
I'LL BE DOING A FUNERAL, HONEY, DOING A LAWSUIT, CHILD,
DECORATING THE CHRISTMAS TREE, COOKING SOME BISCUITS,
AT THE SAME TIME.
- [laughing] YOU SAID "COOKING SOME BISCUITS."
- I LOVE THE IDEA OF GOING TO ANGUILLA,
BUT THE LAST TIME I SAW CYNTHIA, SHE WAS QUITE UPSET WITH ME.
- YOU'RE LIKE, "CYNTHIA AIN'T COMING BUT I REALLY DON'T
GIVE A *** ABOUT HER COMING."
AND THEN THE MESSAGE CUT OFF.
- THIS WEEK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET FOR BRUNCH
TO TALK ABOUT THE DETAILS OF THE TRIP.
AND I JUST WANT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER
BEFORE WE'RE ALL STUCK ON THIS ISLAND TOGETHER.
- WE SHOULD ASK KENYA TO COME.
- NOW, YOU KNOW HER AND CYNTHIA HAVE THAT LITTLE
WEIRDNESS HAPPENING, AND CYNTHIA SAID SHE WAS NOT
GIVING KENYA A SECOND OPPORTUNITY FOR FRIENDSHIP.
AND I SAID, "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"
THAT'S NOT CHRISTIAN-LIKE.
SHE IS AT A POINT IN HER LIFE THAT SHE IS NOT
TRYING OUT NEW FRIENDS, HONEY.
SHE IS JUST TRYING OUT NEW MODELS.
- KENYA IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY,
SO I DEFINITELY WANT TO INVITE HER ON THE TRIP
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHE'LL MAKE IT A REALLY GOOD TIME.
- I NEED NEW PICTURE FRAMES AND THAT'S REALLY CUTE.
- OOH, THAT'S NICE.
I LIKE THE OTHER ONES BETTER WITH THE LITTLE JEWELS ON THEM.
- I LIKE THAT TOO, HONEY.
FABULOUS.
- DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THESE GIFTS
OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU?
- NO, THAT'S FOR ME. - OKAY.
- I'M SO CUCKOO I JUST WANT MINE WRAPPED UP
SO I CAN JUST HAVE A GIFT.
- SHOULD I GO WRAP YOUR KEGEL BALLS?
- NO, NO, NO, HONEY, JUST GIVE ME MY BALLS, HONEY.
SO I CAN JUST GO AND POP THEM UP IN THERE.
- [laughing]
- THANK YOU. - BYE-BYE.
- OOH, THAT FELT GOOD.
[laughing] - GIRL, I FEEL YOU ON THAT.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- PHAEDRA, RULE NUMBER ONE FOR ME
IN FRIENDSHIP IS JUST RESPECT.
- HELLO, LADIES. all: HI.
- HELLO. - CUTE DRESS.
- SO KIM WALKS IN WITH HER BELLY.
SHE PROBABLY HAD AN EXTRA PILLOW UNDER THERE
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE BIGGER, ANYTHING TO BE DRAMA.
- SWEETIE, ARE WE GONNA JUST DO THIS
WITH ALL OUR CLOTHES?
AND THEN I GOT TWO RACKS HERE.
I GOT FIVE RACKS IN MY ROOM.
- HEY... - WHAT?
- CALM DOWN.
- IS THERE SOMETHING IN HERE THAT'LL HOLD MY ***?
[box crunches]
[laughing] I GUESS NOT.
- I JUST SAID, "DON'T SIT THERE."
- BEING AROUND ALL THESE BOXES AND THE CLUTTER
AND, LIKE, BEING CRAMMED,
LIKE, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
THIS HOUSE IS NOT A HOME.
- OH!
I GOT THIS.
- KEEP IT GOING. KEEP IT GOING.
WATCH OUT FOR DOLCE.
- I DON'T LIKE THIS COLOR WITH IT.
- NOBODY REALLY ASKED WHAT THE F[bleep] YOU THOUGHT.
- I GOT TO SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
AW, MAN!
I STEPPED IN DOG S[bleep].
- IF YOU DRAG DOG S[bleep] THROUGH MY F[bleep] HOUSE...
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DOG S[bleep] IN THE HOUSE.
- WHERE DID SHE S[bleep]?
- I DON'T KNOW.
UGH, THIS IS SO DISGUSTING. IT'S--
I KNEW I SMELLED S[bleep].
- I'M GONNA NEED FOR YOU TO LOCATE THE PILE OF S[bleep].
- OH...
- NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE S[bleep] ALL OVER THE HOUSE;
WE LITERALLY HAVE S[bleep] ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
- PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME PICK UP DOG S[bleep].
- DOLCE, EAT IT.
[percussive hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- HELLO. - HELLO. WELCOME.
- I'M GONNA BE JOINED BY FIVE OTHER LADIES.
- ABSOLUTELY. JUST FOLLOW ME.
- THANK YOU.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- THE GIRLS ARE MEETING FOR LUNCH
TO TALK ABOUT ANGUILLA, AND I'M EXCITED.
BUT I CANNOT PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING IS ALL HUNKY-DORY
WITH ME AND MISS PHAEDRA,
BECAUSE SHE STILL HASN'T COME CLEAN.
AND IF MISS PHAEDRA DOESN'T STOP LYING TO MY FACE,
I MAY JUST HAVE TO PRESENT...
EXHIBIT "A."
- HI, I HAD SOME FLOWERS THAT WERE DELIVERED.
- ABSOLUTELY. - HAVE THEY MADE IT?
- YES, THEY DID. - OKAY.
- WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO CARRY THEM TO YOUR TABLE FOR YOU?
- NO, I WILL CARRY THEM. - OKAY.
- MISS CYNTHIA.
I OWE SOME FLOWERS AND AN APOLOGY.
- OH, LORD, HAVE MERCY.
- DO YOU LIKE?
- THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION
THAT I DID SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
BUT IN THE MIDST OF PLANNING MY SON'S PARTY--
OBVIOUSLY, IT'S REALLY ABOUT MY SON.
SO EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "IS THIS PERSON COMING?
IS THAT PERSON COMING?"
I'M LIKE, "THIS IS A TWO-YEAR-OLD'S PARTY."
ONLY PERSON THAT'S GOT TO BE THERE
IS THOMAS THE TRAIN AND A WHALE SHARK.
SO IF YOU COULDN'T COME, I DIDN'T FEEL SLIGHTED,
BUT IT'S NOT AS IF YOU WEREN'T WELCOME TO COME.
SO I DO APOLOGIZE.
- I ACCEPT PHAEDRA'S APOLOGY,
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF I DIDN'T HAVE EVIDENCE.
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T SAID LITTLE THINGS
ABOUT MISS PHAEDRA.
I JUST AIN'T GOT CAUGHT ON THEM YET.
[laughs]
I THINK THAT'S VERY BIG OF YOU,
AND I CAN RESPECT THAT.
- I THANK YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT, YOU KNOW,
MAKING IT INTO BLACK-BABY-GATE, LORD, NO.
- OH, GIRL, NO. MOVE PAST THAT.
I FORGIVE, BUT I DON'T FORGET.
- MESSAGE DELETED.
- HEY, GIRL.
- OH, MY. LOOK AT YOU.
- WHAT'S UP? LOOK LIKE YOU GOING TO CHURCH.
- HEY. - WHAT'S UP, BABY?
- MWAH.
- OH, THIS YOUR BRUNCH OUTFIT?
- YEAH, LADIES BRUNCH OUTFIT.
- WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT?
YOU TALK TO KIM?
- I'M NOT SURE.
I DIDN'T TALK TO KIM THIS MORNING.
- OKAY.
- I DID TALK TO KENYA, THOUGH.
I INVITED HER TO COME TO EAT WITH US.
I TOLD KENYA TO COME TO THE LUNCH
BECAUSE, I MEAN, I WANT HER TO COME ON THE TRIP.
SO I SAID, "HEY, YOU KNOW,
MIGHT AS WELL LET EVERYBODY KNOW MY PLANS."
- THE MORE THE MERRIER.
- HI! - HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, BEAUTIFUL! - HEY.
- MWAH! AIR KISSES.
HEY, CYNTHIA. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- MM. AIR KISSES...
WITH YOUR MAKEUP.
- HELLO. - HI, BEAUTIFUL.
MM! - OH, I LOVE THE SHOES.
- THANK YOU.
- IT'S ALREADY GONNA BE DIFFICULT ENOUGH
TO HAVE NENE AND KIM AT THE SAME TABLE.
NOW WE GOT KENYA.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M JUST SO UNEQUIPPED
WITH THE ***.
[laughter]
GIRL, YOU GOT SOME CANTALOUPES UP THERE.
GOD SAID "A" CUPS FOR ME.
- WELL, HE MADE UP FOR IT IN THE BUTT DEPARTMENT.
- OOH, CHILD!
- HELLO.
- HELLO! - HELLO.
- HI, LADIES. - HEY!
- HEY. - HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW YOU DOING? - CUTE SHOES.
- GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH, HOW YOU DOING? YEAH, HOW YOU DOING?
LOOK AT YOU. GOT YOUR LITTLE HAIRPIECE ON.
- YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW...
- WELL, IS KIM COMING?
- OH, KIM SHOULD BE ON HER WAY, RIGHT?
[percussive electronic beat]
♪ ♪
- LOVE YOU, HONEY.
HELLO, LADIES.
- HELLO, HELLO.
- CUTE DRESS. - I KNOW.
- HI, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
PREGNANCY SUITS YOU, HONEY.
- THANK YOU. - YEAH.
- SO KIM WALKS IN... WITH HER BELLY.
SHE PROBABLY HAD AN EXTRA PILLOW UNDER THERE
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS BIGGER.
ANYTHING CAN BE DRAMA.
- OH, HONEY, ALMOST OVER.
- ALMOST OVER.
[together] COUNTING THE DAYS.
- I AM, I AM. YES, I AM. - ARE YOU?
- HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANGUILLA?
- LAST YEAR. - OH, REALLY?
- WHEN I WAS PREGNANT.
I WAS, LIKE, FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH K.J.
KROY AND I WENT FOR TEN DAYS.
- OH, MY GOD. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
- THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
- I KNOW. IT'S TOTALLY GORGEOUS.
- IT'LL BE GOOD TO BE ABLE TO GET AWAY.
- I THINK WE ALL COULD USE A VACATION.
- SO IS THIS A COUPLES' TRIP OR...
- YES. - OH.
I GUESS I'M MAKING SURE I'M INVITED.
[laughter]
SO I'M INVITED, RIGHT, CYNTHIA?
WELL, I'LL INVITE MYSELF.
[laughs]
YAY.
- LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
IF KENYA WANTS TO BUY HERSELF A TICKET,
GET HERSELF A MAN, AND FLY TO ANGUILLA,
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BE
STANDING AT CUSTOMS TO TURN HER AROUND.
[laughs]
I JUST KNOW THAT I'M NOT INVITING HER.
- THE MORE THE MERRIER.
- I LOVE THAT OUR GUYS CAN COME, THOUGH.
I THINK THAT'LL BE NICE FOR ALL OF US.
- YEAH, THEY CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
- SO ARE YOU GONNA BRING KROY?
- YEAH, IF HE CAN GO.
YEAH, HE'S AT A CAMP-- MINI CAMP.
HE FINISHES THIS WEEK,
AND THEN HE GOES BACK TO FULL CAMP THE END OF JULY.
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
- SO WE CAN TOAST TO ANGUILLA.
YAY!
[glasses clinking]
- ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I'M VERY EXCITED.
- LIMONCELLO.
- SO EVERYBODY'S GONNA WORK IT OUT?
- HONEY, WE ON BOARD.
- YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
- ALL RIGHT, UM, NENE?
- I'M COMING. - KIM?
- YEAH, I'M GONNA TALK TO MY DOCTOR.
AT 28 WEEKS, YOU CAN'T TRAVEL,
BUT I WOULD LOVE TO GO BECAUSE I WENT LAST YEAR.
SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO MY O.B.
- I'M STARTING TO HAVE A FEELING
THAT KIM IS GONNA TRY TO BACK OUT OF THIS TRIP.
- MY *** HAS ALREADY SHORTENED JUST A LITTLE,
AND I HAD K.J. EARLY.
I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF FACTORS.
MY HUSBAND'S IN CAMP. I'M BREAST-FEEDING.
SO...
- SO HERE WE ARE.
SHE'S GONNA COME UP WITH EVERY EXCUSE
SHE COULD POSSIBLY COME UP WITH:
"MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS GOING UP.
"MY HAIR WAS SHEDDING.
"MY NAILS WERE COMING LOOSE.
I COULDN'T WALK."
- I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO TRAVEL
UP UNTIL A CERTAIN CUTOFF.
- RIGHT.
- AND I THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING
TO SCHEDULE EVERYTHING WITHIN THAT CUTOFF.
WE'RE TRYING TO SPEED IT UP BECAUSE OF YOU.
- YEAH.
- LET'S BE HONEST. I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL--
- BUT, YOU KNOW, MY DUE DATE
HAS BEEN MOVED UP TWICE...
BUT NOT SIGNIFICANTLY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE TALKING TEN DAYS.
HOWEVER, LET'S BE HONEST.
IF IT WAS RIGHT AT THE CUTOFF, RIGHT AT 28 WEEKS
AND, YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS 28 WEEKS AND 3 DAYS,
I MEAN, MIAMI OR DESTIN OR WHAT HAVE YOU,
BUT BEING 30 WEEKS...
OR, WELL, 31 WEEKS, ALMOST 32 WEEKS,
IS A PROBLEM.
- KIM KNOWS HOW TO TELL SOME TALL TALES, HONEY.
BELIEVE ME.
THE *** MIGHT BE TWO WEEKS PREGNANT
BUT WILL TELL YOU SHE TWO YEARS PREGNANT.
DAMN BABY GONNA COME OUT THE SIZE OF A BUS.
YOU GOT TO BE CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T F[bleep] WITH HER.
- ESPECIALLY, I HAD A BABY LAST YEAR
AND A BABY THIS YEAR.
I MEAN, MY KIDS ARE GONNA BE A YEAR APART.
YOU KNOW, I'M EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT,
SO I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO--
- YOU'RE EIGHT MONTHS ALREADY? - UH-HUH.
- ***, LAST WEEK, YOU WERE FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT,
SO HOWEVER MANY MONTHS KIM WANT TO BE,
THAT'S HOW MANY MONTHS SHE GONNA BE.
- I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO TRAVELING WITH YOU THIS TIME.
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS IT.
- IT IS WHAT IT IS.
I HAVE, YOU KNOW, EIGHT WEEKS LEFT IN MY PREGNANCY,
SO I DEFINITELY CANNOT GO, UNFORTUNATELY.
- MM. - WELL, YOU'LL BE MISSED.
- I'M LIKE, "HUH?"
OKAY, BUT YOU JUST SAID, "YEAH."
IN THE SAME BREATH, YOU GONNA TELL ME
YOU CAN'T GO.
SO YOU AND KROY, Y'ALL NOT GONNA DO A TRIP
BEFORE YOU HAVE THE BABY?
- UM...
WE'RE GOING TO LAKE OCONEE FOR THREE DAYS, FOUR DAYS.
- OKAY, WELL, INVITE US TO GO WITH Y'ALL.
- YEAH.
- WELL, YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO COME.
IT'S NEXT WEEK.
- WHAT?
LIKE, HOW YOU GONNA SIT UP HERE
AND TELL ME YOU CAN'T GO ON A VACATION
BUT YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION THE SAME TIME WE ARE
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LADY?
THAT'S A LITTLE IRRITATING BECAUSE, LIKE, I KNOW YOU HAD...
- I HAD A CAMPAIGN.
- I HAD TO GO TO THE ASCAP AWARDS
WHERE THEY WERE DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL
FOR ALL THE SONGWRITERS OF THE YEAR
THAT I WAS GONNA MISS.
- EVERYBODY'S GOT A BUSY SCHEDULE.
- NOW, I'M LIKE, "DID I HEAR THAT *** RIGHT?"
YOU AIN'T GOING ON THE GIRLS' TRIP.
HOLD ON.
DID I NOT CHANGE MY SCHEDULE
TO ACCOMMODATE HER?
- I WAS THINKING IT WAS GONNA BE IN THE UNITED STATES.
BUT OUT OF THE COUNTRY IS DEFINITELY NOT AN OPTION.
YOU CAN'T FLY AFTER A CERTAIN PERIOD,
AND THAT'S THAT.
- ***, PLEASE.
YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRAVEL WITH US,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A DOCTOR'S EXCUSE.
IF YOU WERE THE RIGHT KIND OF ***,
YOU'LL WALK UP IN HERE AND SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"I'M NOT GONNA TRAVEL WITH YOU GUYS
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO."
- NO ONE TOLD ME THAT
THE TRIP HAD TO BE IN THE UNITED STATES.
ALL RIGHT, UM, SO...
- I THINK WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW IS,
YOU KNOW, ARE YOU REALLY COMMITTED
TO OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP?
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, 'CAUSE I THINK PEOPLE ARE FEELING
LIKE, YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU GOT MARRIED,
MAYBE, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ANYMORE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DON'T.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- DON'T TELL THAT LIE ON ME.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE.
I'M DONE WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
I'M NOT DOING IT.
- IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT,
YOU GOT TO GET OUT THE KITCHEN.
- F[bleep] YOU.
GET OUT OF MY F[bleep] FACE.
- F[bleep] YOU.
- I THINK PEOPLE ARE FEELING LIKE
SINCE YOU GOT MARRIED,
MAYBE, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ANYMORE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DON'T.
I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I GOT MARRIED. I HAD A BABY.
MY PRIORITIES HAVE CHANGED.
I HAVE A LOT GOING ON.
- I MEAN, CLEARLY, WE ALL GOT A LOT GOING ON.
- OH, ABSOLUTELY.
- WE HAD BROUGHT UP THESE PARTICULAR DATES
BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT.
- NO, RIGHT.
- WE GOT PLAYED.
WE'RE GOING ON ANOTHER TRIP WITHOUT KIM.
- THE BOTTOM LINE IS, I'M PREGNANT,
AND YOU CAN'T GO OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
- WELL, WE CAN GO UP THE STREET.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I COULD BRING MY BABY HOME
IF I HAD HIM IN ANGUILLA, OKAY?
- WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL US THOSE DATES?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA BE ABLE
TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY ON THOSE DATES?
SO YOU WANTED TO BE ABLE TO SAY, "HA-HA!
BUT MY DOCTOR SAID..."
LIKE, WHAT IS THIS?
- IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I'M SORRY.
- NOW, LET ME JUST TELL YOU SOMETHING, KIM.
AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO GOT THEIR EARS OPEN,
PLEASE HEAR THIS VERY WELL.
YOU MAKE EXCUSES ALL THE TIME.
WHENEVER-- IF WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
WE WERE GONNA GO SHOPPING UP THE STREET,
YOU'LL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE TO NOT GO SHOPPING.
EVEN IF IT WAS KANDI GONNA SING ACROSS THE STREET,
YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT 'CAUSE YOUR BABY IS SICK.
YOU SICK. KROY SICK.
EVERYBODY SICK. IT'S JUST CRAZY.
- NENE, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I CAME TO YOUR EVENT. I WAS ON TIME.
YOU WERE TWO HOURS LATE. I HAD TO GO.
- YOU WERE THERE ABOUT 45 MINUTES.
- AND AS FOR YOU--
- WHAT YOU MEAN, AS FOR ME?
- IF I'M GETTING TO THE NAIL SALON AT 1:00
AND YOU'RE SHOWING UP AT 2:30, KANDI,
THAT'S NOT COOL.
- YOU LEAVE EARLY EVERY TIME.
EVERY TIME.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE.
YOU GOT A GOOD EXCUSE WHY YOU CANNOT COME.
- I NEVER CONFIRMED THOSE DATES.
- DON'T TELL THAT LIE ON ME. DON'T LIE ON ME.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU I WAS A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER?
KIM WILL TELL YOU A LIE
AND LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN YOUR FACE
AND MAKE YOU THINK THAT SHE IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
YOU--HOLD ON. LET ME JUST EXPLAIN TO YOU--
- LET ME TELL YOU THE TYPE OF--
WILL YOU-- DON'T INTERRUPT ME, PLEASE.
LET ME FINISH MAKING MY POINT.
- GO AHEAD.
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KIM,
BUT HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
LET ME JUST-- NENE...
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KIM.
DO NOT LIE ON ME.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE.
I'M DONE WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
I'M NOT DOING IT. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I DON'T LIKE ABOUT Y'ALL.
KIM, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
OKAY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THIS IS SOME BULLS[bleep].
THIS IS HER STUPID-*** S[bleep].
- ALL THESE *** ARE F[bleep] CRAZY.
- SO KIM STORMS OUT WITH HER BELLY AND WIG IN TOW,
AND I'M LIKE, "GOOD. YOU NEED TO BE GONE."
- I WILL NEVER ACCOMMODATE KIM ZOLCIAK AGAIN.
- GET OUT OF MY F[bleep] FACE.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
- THAT'S SOME BULLS[bleep].
- F[bleep] YOU.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA...
- I TOLD YOU MOTHERF[bleep]--
- HANDS OFF THE CAMERA.
- NEXT WEEK, WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO ANGUILLA.
- YOU GUYS SHOULD COME. - OH!
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- YEAH, PHAEDRA!
- OH, MY GOD. LORD, HAVE MERCY.
- THE ONE TIME I TASTED ALCOHOL,
IT MADE ME WARM INSIDE DOWN THERE.
- CAN WE REFRESHEN THIS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LIQUOR?
- HOLD ON TO YOUR WEAVES!
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[all shrieking]
- SLOW DOWN!
- WHOO! - NO!
- [laughing]
- I DON'T LIKE STUFF LIKE THAT.
- IF YOU HAD TO GIVE APOLLO A BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS,
NAME TWO.
- I DO NOT MESS AROUND WHEN IT COMES TO APOLLO.
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE REAL HOUSEWIVES, GO TO:
BRAVOTV.COM.