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Hey Sam, guess what?
What, Dave?
This is our 50th Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers video!
50!
The big 5-0!
A milestone in blooper videos!
Only a select number of blooper videos live to see a 50th episode.
Life begins at 50.
50 is the new 30.
In the words of Bob Dylan:
"May you stay forever young."
I wonder how the person who said "life begins at 50" feels.
I'm afraid I can't tell you that, Beulah.
Why not, Abby?
He passed away at 49.
Doesn't the shield have a sense of humor anymore?
Why not ask it yourself?
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaam?
It's not "Why Bother," It's "Warner Bros.!"
Get it right, you noodge!
SCOTTY!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIRED!
Fired!?
FIRED!?
[Sam] That's right, fired!
And this time, it's permanent!
[Sam] Out you go!
[CRASH!]
Microsoft Sam!
How DARE you do this to my boyfriend!
Re-hire him now!
You heard her, Sam!
No way, Dave!
Microsoft Sam, you ***!
Bring Scotty back or I quit!
Unacceptable!
If I see you near Scotty again, I'll kill the both of you!
You can't do that, Sam!
That's ***!
[Sam] Screw it, Dave!
[Beulah] You put me down!
[Sam] Beulah, you're fired!
[Sam] Out you go!
[CRASH!]
Sam's gone crazy!
I agree, Mike.
No sympathy for Scotty and that's an order!
Sam, I'm surprised at you!
First you throw Scotty out, then you throw Beulah out.
Forgive me, Anna, but it had to be done.
HAD to be done?
Frankly, Sam, we are outraged!
You're becoming a control freak!
That's insubordination!
You're all fired!
Sam, you can't do this to me!
I love you!
I don't love you anymore, Anna!
Get out! All of you!
Not again, Sam!
Stop being such a control freak!
And that goes for you two as well, LH Michael and LH Michelle!
You're both fired! Get out!
I forbid this, Sam!
You too, Dave!
I'm calling the wagon, Sam!
You've flipped out!
You too, Abby!
{Sam] You're all fired! Get out!
Out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out!
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[Sam] Now what's this?
[RoboSoft 3] It's the WB Shield, Sam.
{Sam] That B should be a capital B, not a lower case b.
[Sam] Not "WP," "WB!"
[RoboSoft 3] Give me a break, Sam.
I'm just a novice at being a shield guy.
[Sam] No, no, no!
Not "WD!" "WB!'
B, not D!
B-B-B-B-B!
[RoboSoft 3] All right, all right!
Can I help it if you act childish?
[Sam] No!
[Sam] No!
[Sam] No!
No, no, no, no, no!
"WB!"
W as in Wisenheimer, B as in Blockhead!
RoboSoft 3, so help me, if you screw up one more time...
Must you shout so, Microsoft Sam?
Oh, its you, Officer Flanigan.
What brings you here?
We just got a letter fom the law firm of Shyster & Shyster.
What does it say?
The court has thrown out your injunction barring davemadson, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary,
Microsoft Anna, Radar Overseer Scotty, Jimmy, Hank, Guy, Beulah, Abby,
LH Michael and LH Michelle from returning here.
Remind me to get a new lawyer.
The letter also said that not only have you been ordered to re-hire them,
but have also been fined $50,000 for being a control freak.
Take it easy, Sam.
Remain
calm.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
WHY CAN'T I WIN A CASE JUST ONCE?
I STILL SAY I SHOULD HAVE DOMAIN IN THIS STUDIO!
I'M DUMPING MY LAWYERS BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE SHYSTERS! YOU HEAR ME?
SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS SHYSTERS!!
[BOOM!!]
Sam? Are you all right?
I'm all right, Anna.
What brings you back here?
We won the lawsuit against you.
And we hope this teaches you not to be such a control freak, Sam.
Lucky we came back when we did.
We overheard you throwing a tantrum over the court decision.
You should know you can't fight city hall.
But you can have a lot of fun trying.
And why did you throw us out of here when we did nothing wrong?
It's bad enough that you acted like a control freak
without trying to use the law for your own selfish gains.
I'm sorry I acted that way.
If you needed a law to run the place like you were Napoleon, you shouild have run for public office.
And if you didn't get enough public support, you would at least have tried your best.
We could have made good campaign workers.
President Microsoft Sam?
How about getting back to business regarding the Looney Tunes intro?
Great idea, Dave!
Roll camera!
Cue the shield!
Well, we're getting close.
I agree, Scotty.
One more try should do it.
Yeah, but it's been a trying day.
Let's take off now and go on vacation.
[Anna] That's a good idea, Dave.
[Mary] Where should we go on vacation?
[Beulah] Aruba?
[Abby] Jamaica?
[Jimmy] Madagascar?
[Hank] Timbuktu?
[Guy] Timbuk 3?
[Mike] Timbuk 3?
That's a band, not a vacation spot.
[Dave] I remember Timbuk 3.
They had a song called "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades."
[Anna] That song fits you well, Dave.
We're always seeing you in shades.
[Abby] It always makes you look cool.
[Dave] I know.
[Sam] So where should we spend our vacation, Dave?
[Dave] Timbuk 4.
[Sam] Timbuk 4?
[Dave] Sure, Sam.
It's twice as nice as Timbuktu!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[Sam] Oh Skeezix!