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SMILE GUIDE
Hello
Today you're gonna learn how to make from pa-
pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa-
From paper!
pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa- pa-
From paper.
We're going to need:
paper
...and a whole lot of fun!
Don't forget about fun.
I know, jeez, get lost you retard!
YOU are a retard!
But I love you anyway.
"Birds grow weary of flying, like people of walking." Zofia Kopytlanka
The phone rings. I answer - nothing.
It went on for days.
Eventually, one day I hear a voice:
"Turn on the TV, ma'am."
I ask him:
"Because your daughter is on the TV..."
"We've been simply separated,
like a meat from this proverbial bone.
MOLD DOES NOT CHOOSE YOU SHOULD TRY TOO (someone will drop by tomorrow)
Are you ready?
Wrong, you don't need this!
All it takes is a little bit of:
gooseberries
Cow
raspberries
bananas
FAT COW
stewed fruit
JEALOUSY
worries
20 DECAGRAMS, PLEASE
KEEP CUTTING, MA'AM - I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP
curse words
KITCHEN
THE SMELL OF YOUR JEANS
MOM
there, it's ready.
Oh no, I've become a Snow Queen! What do I do?
Quick! Cast the spell!
Bubalus-bubalis, a-choo!
Not this oneeeee...!
Our ears, our nasal corners
- everything puffs up and dissappears.
Puff, puff, puff, puff.
A meadow queen, vitamins' mother
actress, traveler - a good cow.
Do you want to be a wallflower, or have a great time?
You won't catch me!
MUSHROOMLAND