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Ever Since man first observed...
...the smooth graceful soaring of a Boeing 707,
he's had an unquenchable desire to fly.
Meanwhile in a certain country a certain king...
had gathered together all of his finest scientists...
in a massive research project, attempting once and for all...
...to break the flight barrier.
Gentlemen, today is an historic occasion.
With the vast amount of knowledge and experience at your command,
...I am confident we will achieve success.
Dr. Thingies.
Fly!
Hmm. Not as successful as hoped for. Next.
Fly!
No... Next.
Fly!
Fly! Fly! Fly!
But then, on July 27th, 1643...
No, that's still not right. Next!
Nice little birdies.
Suddenly, 300 years later,
in this tiny seemingly insignificant shop,
somewhere in Krakatoa, East of Miami,
Incredible! Fantastic!
Come quick Madge! Look at this!
What is it, dear?
It's incredible. I've just invented...
The airline ticket!
With this amazing breakthrough everything else soon fell into place.
I've just discovered inflight movies.
I've just invented the aerial sickness bag.
I have just invented stewardesses.
I've just discovered the 'please fasten your safety belt' sign.
And I've just invented the air terminal.
Flight 507 for Krakatoa East of Düsseldorf now boarding gate 3.
Boarding pass please sir.
Thank you.
Have a very pleasant flight, sir.
Flight 507 now leaving...
FLY!
No, still not got it.