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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE."
IS KENNY G THE BEST ARTIST OF
ALL TIME?
WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT LENGTH
SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TO BE
THE FIRS IN LINE TO BUY NEW
ALBUMS.
PLUS HOW MUCH CREDIT IS THE
WHITE HOUSE GIVING THE BRITISH
BOY BAND ONE DIRECTION FOR
REVIVING THE ECONOMY?
>> THEY ARE THE REASON WHY WE
HAVE CLIMBED OUT OF THE WORST
RECESSION SINCE THE GREAT
DEPRESSION.
>> AND FINALLY SNOW MEN.
SUPER COOL OR SUPER CREEPY?
OUR PANEL DEBATES IN A CAN'T
MISS FOUR-HOUR DEBATE NEXT.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT.
>> NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUEST.
SHE IS SO HOT SHE GIVES RUGS
LORI ROTHMAN BURNS. I AM HERE
WITH LORI ROTHMAN.
YEAH, KEEP SMILING EVEN THOUGH
YOU ARE HURTING INSIDE.
HIS BOBBIES -- HIS HOBBIES
INCLUDE CRYING INSIDE.
HE IS HARRIER THAN A A BAR OF
SOAP IN A TURKISH BATHHOUSE.
HE IS THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF
MAXIM MAGAZINE.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF IT.
AND IF GENIUS WAS A MUD MASK I
WOULD GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT
WITH HIM ON MY FACE. PEN
GILLETTE.
YOU CAN SEE HIM IN A PREMIERE
IN NEW YORK CITY AND L.A. AND
SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR
AN OSCAR AND WASN'T THIS
FRIDAY.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
HEY, GREG, I CAN SEE YOU WANT
A CIGARETTE.
YOU ARE ALREADY SMOKING.
>> THAT'S NICE, MR. VOICE.
>>> SHOULD WE GO FOR GOLD OR
PUT THE GAMES ON HOLD?
THE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE
HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE
SAYS HE IS OPEN TO ICING THE
WINTER OLYMPICS IF THE SOCHI
SITUATION GETS WORSE.
THEY WENT TO ASSESS THE
THREAT.
>> I DON'T THINK IT IS A TIME
TO BE AN ALARMIST AND CAN
SELL.
IN THIS THING GETS WORSE MAYBE
WE WOULD CONSIDER THAT.
I WOULD SAY THE SECURITY
THREAT TO THIS PARTICULAR
OLYMPICS ARE THE GREATEST HAVE
I SEEN BECAUSE OF THE
PROXIMITY OF THE TERRORISTS TO
THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE.
>> WELL THAT IS HELPFUL.
THE STATE DEPARTMENT WARNED
ATHLETES NOT TO WEAR THEIR
UNIFORMS OUTSIDE THE 1500 MILE
SECURE "RING OF STEEL."
THAT WAS MY NICKNAME IN HIGH
SCHOOL FOR TRICKS I DID IN THE
LOCKER ROOM.
ACCORDING TO A MEMO BY THE
"WALL STREET JOURNAL" WHICH IS
OWNED BY OUR PARENT COMPANY
DANCING DUDES IN JOCK STRAPS
THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP
AMERICANS SAFE IN THE VIOLENT
REGION.
ALREADY ADVERSARIES ARE TRYING
TO BREECH THIS RING OF STEEL.
>> THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.
>> I ALWAYS ENJOY THAT WHEN
THEY ACTUALLY HURT THE PEOPLE
FILMING.
IT IS SOMETHING I ENJOY.
PENN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> NICE TO BE HERE.
>> ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
AS USUAL YOU DON'T READ THE
STORIES, BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE
AN OPINION WHICH I LIKE.
IT IS IDIOTIC TO SAY WE WILL
CAN SELL THE GAMES BECAUSE OF
A THREAT.
WHAT SAY YOU?
>> I HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM
WITH THE OLYMPICS.
FIRST OF ALL TO TALK FROM MY
POSITION OF IGNORANCE I NEVER
WATCHED THE OLYMPICS EVER.
BUT IF WE ARE COMPETING
COUNTRY AGAINST COUNTRY TO SEE
WHO HAS THE BEST COUNTRY, WHY
DON'T WE PICK THE PEOPLE WHO
ARE GOING TO COMPETE AT
RANDOM?
WE SET UP OUR TRAINING CAMPS
AND SET UP OUR TRAINERS AND
YOU GET A LOTTERY IN THE
COUNTRY AND THEN YOU HAVE LIKE
A -- WE HAVE A WELDER FROM
MINNEAPOLIS WHO IS GOING TO
TRY A SKI JUMP.
WE HAVE BEEN TRAINING HIM FOR
THREE WEEKS AND HE IS GOING UP
AGAINST A YUGOSLAVIA GUY WHO
RAN A PIZZA PLACE.
THEN YOU WOULD HAVE REAL
DANGER AND REAL EXCITEMENT.
THE SLALOM WOULD BE ONE GUY
MAKES IT ALL THE WAY DOWN.
THE IDEA THAT THE BEST OF US
SHOULD COMPETE IS INSANE.
>> AND YOU FIGURE SKATING.
>> YOU COULD DO THAT ANYWAY IF
YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT.
>> I HAD THAT DREAM.
>> THAT WOULD TEST OUR
TRAINING FACILITIES, OUR
TRAINING, HOW WELL OUR --
>> IT IS LIKE THE MILITARY.
IT IS LIKE A MILITARY DRAFT.
>> IMAGINE THE SUMMER OLYMPICS
WITH THE HIGH DIVE WITH PEOPLE
JUST UP THERE GOING OH --
JUMPING OFF AND THAT WOULD BE
WONDERFUL.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IS GREAT?
I CAN STEAL THIS IDEA TOMORROW
FOR "THE FIVE" AND NO ONE WILL
KNOW.
>> THE ADVANTAGE OF NOBODY
RIGHTING THE SHOW?
>> THE RIGHT PEOPLE WATCH
TONIGHT.
THIS GOES BACK TO MY BELIEF
THAT THE OLYMPICS ARE SELFISH
ACTIVITIES, LORI.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND NINE
HOURS A DAY DOING ONE ACTIVITY
WHICH IS LIKE PUSHING A ROUND
THING WITH A BROOM --
>> CURLING IS THE ONLY ONE I
LIKE.
>> WHY IS THAT SELFISH?
>> BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY HAS TO
PUT UP WITH YOU AND YOUR
CURLING.
>> CURLING MY HAIR IS
DEFINITELY TORTURE.
>> GREG, ISN'T THIS SHOW YOUR
CURLING DISM.
>> THEY GET SPONSORS AND THERE
IS A BUSINESS SIDE OF IT.
IT IS A FULL TIME JOB THESE
GUYS.
>> COULDN'T THEY THINK OF
DONING DONING -- DODGING BOMBS
AS AN EVENT?
>> IT WOULD BE PART OF THE
VARIABLES.
>> THE SLOLOM.
>> YOU HAVE BEEN ON THIS SHOW
ENOUGH.
>> I ARGUE WITH HIM PLENTY.
>> WHAT IS THE POINT?
>> I TRY SPREAD IT AROUND.
THE UNIFORM SITUATION IS IT
PRUDENT TO NOT WEAR THEIR
UNIFORM?
>> ARE THEY ALLOWED TO WEAR
THE UNIFORM INSIDE THE RING OF
STEAL?
>> YES.
>> THE WARNING IS DON'T GO
OUTSIDE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE,
THERE IS NO REASON TO GO
OUTSIDE THE RING OF STEEL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS OUT
THERE?
STAY IN THE RING OF STEEL.
IT IS NICE IN THERE.
>> I WILL TELL YOU I AM A
LITTLE BOTHERED BY NOT BEING
ABLE TO WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT
WHEREVER YOU WANT, BUT THAT'S
BECAUSE I AM AMERICAN.
>> THASES THE P -- THAT'S THE
POINT.
>> IT IS NOT ABOUT THE
UNIFORM.
IT IS ABOUT WHAT YOU
REPRESENT.
THAT IS FREEDOM AND 24E ARE
TRYING TO SCARE YOU AND IT IS
WRONG.
>> AND THEY ARE BEING
SUCCESSFUL.
COUNTRIES ARE SAYING DON'T DO
IT.
>> YOU SAID AMERICANS SHOULD
WEAR FRANCE'S UNIFORMS WHEN
THEY TRAVEL WHICH IS
COWARDLY.
>> COWARDLY, YES.
GUTLESS, YES.
I THINK THE UNIFORMS ARE SO
UGLY THEY SHOULDN'T WEAR THEM
INSIDE THE RING OF STEEL.
AND BY THE WAY, RING OF STEEL,
HOW RUSSIAN IS THAT?
INSIDE THE RING OF STEEL
NOTHING GETS THROUGH.
>> IT IS A TRAVIS STEY.
IT IS A HIEWMG THREAT.
IT IS A HUGE THREAT.
>> WOULD YOU PREFER A RING OF
PAPER MACHE?
>> DON'T YOU THINK PART OF
THIS IS TWEAKING PUTIN?
DO YOU THINK McCALL IS OUT
THERE GOING I HAVE NEVER SEEN
A SECURITY SITUATION THIS
BAD.
IT MIGHT BE PARTIALLY TRUE.
BUT PART OF IT IS ALSO
TWEAKING.
>> IT IS NOT AS GOOD AS
TWERKING.
>> WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO
HAPPEN TO ANYBODY EXCEPT THE
TERRORISTS.
>> AND IT IS IMPORTANT TO
REMEMBER WHERE THERE IS A LOT
OF COUNTRIES WHERE IT IS NOT
SAFE TO ADVERTISE.
WE HAVE THE MESSIAH AS OUR
PRESIDENT AND THEY DON'T.
THEY ARE JEALOUS AND THEY
DON'T LIKE US.
>> IF YOU LEAVE THE UNITED
STATES YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU
GET.
THAT'S THE RING OF STEAL.
>> IN TERMS OF LIKE LEAVING
THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH?
>> YES, IT IS TRUE.
WE WANT EVERYBODY TO BE SAFE.
I CAN'T EMPHASIZE THAT
ENOUGH.
>> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICANS?
>> I ONLY HATE YOU, DAN.
YOU AND YOUR ROUND HEAD.
>> THEY WANT TO REVEAL THOSE
WHO CONCEAL.
A NATIONAL NEWSPAPER CHAIN
WANTS TO BUILD STATE BY STATE
DATABASES WITH THE IDENTITIES
OF CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT
HOLDERS.
A TOPPED FOR WROTE IN AN
INTERNAL E-MAIL THEY WOULD
EXAMINE THE CONCEAL AND CARRY
GUN PERMITS ACROSS THE U.S.
THE COMPANY OWNS NEARLY A
HUNDRED PUBLICATIONS AND THERE
ARE NO PLANS TO DISCLOSE THE
DATABASE.
AS THE OHIO-BASED BUCKEYE
FIREARMS ASSOCIATION SAYS --
WHO KNOW WHAT'S SIDE THEY ARE
ON -- THEY WILL NOT PUBLISH
THE LIST, BUT ONCE IT IS
COMPILED WHAT ARE THEY GOING
TO DO?
EXACTLY.
WHAT ABOUT CONCEALED HEDGE
HOGS?
>> THAT'S CUTE.
HEDGE HOGS IN TROUBLE ARE
CUTE.
THERE IS A WHOLE WEBSITE ON
THAT.
>> WE DON'T WANT THEM TO GET
HURT.
>> HEDGE HOGS IN TROUBLE.
>> THERE IS A REALITY SHOW.
WHERE AM I HERE?
GUNS.
YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
YOU SAID GOOD FOR THE
NEWSPAPER COMPANY.
>> I SAID RIGHT ON NEWSPAPER
COMPANY.
THIS IS THE PROBLEM.
YOU HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND
YOU ADD TO THAT REGISTRATION
OF THINGS AND THEN YOU WILL
HAVE THIS THING HAPPEN.
WHAT IS STOPING THEM FROM
DOING THAT?
I TEND NOT TO BE PARTICULARLY
A GUN NUT.
BUT THAT BEING SAID WHY ARE
YOU COLLECTING ALL OF THIS
INFORMATION IF YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO USE IT?
I ALWAYS ALIGN MYSELF -- WHAT
WAS THE POUGHKEEPSIE FIREARMS
COMPANY?
EVERYTHING THEY SAY I AM OKAY
WITH.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WANT THE
INFORMATION IF YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO USE IT.
>> DAN, I THINK THIS HURTS
NONGUN OWNERS.
IT TELLS CRIMINALS THESE
PEOPLE ARE NOT ARMED AND THEIR
HOMES ARE MORE AMENABLE.
I WOULD LIKE TO BE EXPOSED FOR
MY GUN OWNERSHIP.
>> AS A FATHER --
>> I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE START
SENTENCES LIKE THAT.
NOW THEY ARE MORE SENSITIVE
THAN YOU ARE.
YOU ARE PROBABLY AN AWFUL
SPHEAR.
AN AWFUL FATHER.
>> I AM HERE INSTEAD OF CARING
FOR MY CHILDREN, THAT'S
OBVIOUS.
I COME ACROSS A LOT OF IDIOTS
IN MY LIFE.
SOMETIMES IT IS NICE TO KNOW
HEY THAT IDIOT MIGHT HAVE A
GUN SO MAYBE I DON'T WANT HIM
TO --
>> YOU ASSUME EVERY IDIOT HAS
A GUN AND YOU WILL TREAT THEM
BETTER.
>> THEY SHOULD HAVE A
ABOUT THAT? FOR EDITORS WITH
>> THE PROBLEM IS THAT WHOLE
ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE
SOCIETY.
>> I WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO
ICED THE ARGUMENT.
I'M SORRY AS A FATHER I SHALL
NOT USE IT.
>> THE REASON WHY THE ARGUMENT
HAS ONE EXCEPTION OLD CRANKY
GUY.
EVERYBODY THINKS OF GRAND TAU
RENO.
IT IS NOT GRAND TAU RENO WHEN
THERE IS AN OLD GUY WITH A
GUN.
LORI, SHOULD WE --
>> AS A MOTHER.
>> AS A MOTHER WHO DOESN'T
TAKE CARE OF HER CHILDREN.
>> HOW PAW -- HOW PATHETIC IS
THAT MY ONE LATE NIGHT I SPEND
WITH YOU?
>> IF YOU KNOW TO YOUR
ARGUMENT IF A HOUSEHOLD HAS
WEAPONS, MAYBE THAT IS GOOD
INFORMATION.
BUT IN THAT SAME VEIN YOU
WOULD WANT TO KNOW IF THEY HAD
STEAK KNIVES AND RAT POISONING
AND ALL OF THESE OTHER THINGS
THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HARM
YOUR CHILDREN.
IT IS A TOTAL INVASION OF
PRIVACY AND A BAD IDEA.
>> WILL THIS DATABASE AFFECT
YOU IN ANYWAY?
>> I AM STILL GOING TO BE AT
HOME WITH MY 50 CALIBER AIMED
AT THE DOOR.
>> WHAT?
>> TWO P26'S LOCKED AND LOADED
I'M TELLING PEOPLE NOW --
>> BY THE WAY THOSE ARE
PRINTOUTS OF THE GUNS.
>> ARE THEY?
ARE YOU SURE?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOCK ON MY
DOOR?
ARE YOU SURE?
>> I BELIEVE IN VEGAS WHICH IS
ANOTHER GREAT WAY TO START,
BUT I BELIEVE IN VEGAS NO
WOMAN HAS EVER BEEN PROS --
PROSECUTED FOR SHOOTING A MAN
ON HER PROPERTY.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
I THINK THAT IS TRUE.
AND I AM SAYING THAT WITHOUT
EVIDENCE.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE -- WELL I
CAN'T BACK THIS UP WITH
STATS.
>> WHY NOT?
>> SOME PEOPLE WHO GET GUN
PERMITS OR YCW PER -- OR CCW
PERMITS ARE STALKERS.
DO YOU WANT THEM PUBLISHED IF
THE STALKERS CAN FIND THEM.
>> YOU MUST HAVE A CRAZY FAN
HERE AND THERE.
>> YES.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE STALKERS
THOUGH?
DON'T WE DESERVE THAT
INFORMATION?
WHAT ABOUT US?
>> I AM MOVING ON.
IT IS LIKE DRIVING A CAR TO
DISNEYLAND AND EVERYBODY IS
CHATTING.
>> EXPRU SCREAMING AT YOUR
KIDS.
>> ARE WE GOING GET THERE?
>> WE ARE ALMOST THERE.
IT IS A A WALL MEANT TO
APPALL.
STUDENTS ARE CELEBRATING THE
SCHOOL'S UNITY WEEK BY
BUILDING A WALL OF HATE A.
IT ALL TIES TOGETHER.
STUDENTS WRITE WORDS OF HATRED
LIKE INSULTS AND SLURS.
THEY ARE MADE INTO A WALL AND
ARE TORN DOWN AND REPLACED
WITH A WALL OF LOVE.
THE SCHOOL SAYS, QUOTE, WHILE
HATE DOES EXIST IN THE WORLD
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT IT AND
TEARING DOWN THE WALL WE ARE
TEARING DOWN THE HATE ON OUR
CAMPUS.
>> WHOSE IDEA IS THIS?
>> IT IS SOMEBODY WHO SHOULD
NOT BE IN SCHOOL, BUT THEY
SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> BUT IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO
WRITE DOWN HATEFUL THINGS.
>> AND THEN MAIL THEM
ANONYMOUSLY.
>> OH NO.
THEY HAVE A GUN.
>> THIS IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT
HAD TO SAY.
>>
♪♪
>> WOW.
>> CHICKENS LOVE THEIR
YODELING.
>> EVERY TIME I SEE A CHICKEN
I SAY WHY DOES ANYONE DO
COMEDY?
YOU CAN'T BE FUNNIER THAN A
CHICKEN.
YOU TAKE THE BEST SHOW YOU
HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU
PUT IT UP FOR FOUR MINUTES AND
THEN ANOTHER SMOKIN MONKEY AND
A CHICKEN AND I DEFY ANYONE
EVEN IN YOUR FAMILY TO LOOK
OVER AT THE SCREEN AND NOT
LAUGH.
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER THAN
A CHICKEN.
GIVE UP.
>> LET'S GO.
LET'S HEAD TO THE BAR.
HERE IS A POINT.
DAN YOU RUN A MAGAZINE FOR
YOUNG MEN AND YOU EXPERIENCE
HATE EVERY DAY BEING HAIRY AND
WEIRD.
ISN'T THIS SOLUTION BASED ON
SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST
THE WAY THEY CLAIM IT DOES?
MOST HATE INCIDENTS ARE HOAXED.
THEY ARE PEOPLE THAT WRITE THE
STUFF DOWN AND ARE PART OF THE
ACTIVIST GROUP THAT ARE
AGAINST IT.
THEY CAN'T SEEM TO FIND
ENOUGH.
>> BUT HATE -- THAT ISN'T
HATE.
EVERY ACT OF VIOLENCE HAS HATE
BEHIND IT.
THE FACT THAT THERE IS A
SPECIAL MAGIC HATE.
WHEN YOU HURT SOMEONE ELSE IT
IS HATE NO MATTER WHAT.
IF YOU WRITE A WORD IT IS NOT
HATE.
>> IT IS NOT HARMING ANYBODY.
BUT THIS IS A FEEL GOOD
EXERCISE.
I AM GOING BACK TO DAN.
>> IT IS A FEEL GOOD
EXERCISE?
>> IT IS FEEL GOOD.
>> IT PER SPEECH WAITS THIS
STUFF.
-- PERPETUATES THIS STUFF.
>> WE ARE TEACHING PEOPLE TO
HATE THE WALL OF HATE.
>> WE ARE MAKING FUN OF IT
BECAUSE IT IS SO CORNY.
>> AND IT DOES PRESIDENT GIVE
YOU -- AND IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU
PEOPLE -- IT IS LIKE A
THESAURUS FOR WORDS.
>> YOU FEEL ALL
SELF-CONSCIOUS.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE WALL?
>> WHAT ABOUT THE WALL?
>> THE WALL WAS THERE AND A R
IT IS LIKE COOL I'M A WALL AND
THEN THE NEXT DAY IT IS
KNOCKED DOWN.
>> WHAT IF SOMEBODY ARRIVES
LATE AND THE WALL OF LOVE IS
ALREADY UP.
JUST IN CASE YOU THINK I SAY
ANYTHING THAT POPS INTO MY
IDIOT HEAD THERE WAS A MOMENT
OF SELF-SENSORSHIP.
>> WHAT IS ON YOUR HATE WALL.
>> I AM CURIOUS WHAT IS
HATEFUL?
>> I HEARD THEM SOMETIMES.
>> HAVE I A WALL OF HATE -- I
HAVE A WALL OF HATE IN MY
APARTMENT FULL OF PEOPLE I
LOATHE WITH A PULL UP BAR.
>> LIKE "CAPE FEAR"?
>> IF YOU GO IN THAT DIRECTION
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE NAME OF
THE MOVIE ON HAND.
>> I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE THAT
LOVE CRIME IS FAR MORE
DANGEROUS THAN HATE CRIME.
MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED IN
***-SUE SIDES.
THAT IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN
HATE CRIMES.
>> I THINK STATISTICS ARE ON
ON YOUR SIDE. THAT'S A BANNER
DAY.
>> IT IS RARE I AM RIGHT BY
USING THIS MOUTH.
>> 32% OF WHAT YOU SAID THOUGH
IS NOT A STATISTIC.
>> AND THE KIDS DON'T BUILD
THE WALL.
THEY BUILD IN A MASONRY
COMPANY TO BUILD THE WALL.
>> HAVE THEM BUILD SOMETHING.
>> IT IS BIG MASONRY OR IT IS
MASONRIES.
>> MASON REECE I JUST SAW
HIM.
HE LIVES IN HELL'S KIF --
KITCHEN.
WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT MASON
REECE?
>> HE IS A GREAT GUY THOUGH.
>> HE HAS VERY SOFT HANDS.
WHO KNEW?
COMING UP, --
>> WE ALL KNEW WE HAD SOFT
HANDS.
>> I AM GOING TO SKIP THIS
TEASE AND GO TO THE NEXT ONE.
AND THEN I CAN USE IT
TOMORROW.
WHAT IS LEFT TO SAY ABOUT THE
GRAMMYS THAT HAS BTS ALREADY
BEEN SETS.
GLU RG,
>>> JUST DECIDED GUYS NAME
DAVE.
>> DAVE IS WHAT I WOULD WRITE
ON THE WALL.
>> HE HATES PEOPLE NAMED
DAVE.
>> WAS THE SHOW A BORE BECAUSE
OF MACKLEMORE?
HE WON BEST RAP ALBUM AND THEN
AFTER THE SHOW THIS SEATTLE
RAPPER SENT AN APOLOGETIC TEXT
TO FELLOW NOMINEE KENDRICK
LAMAR.
HE SAID HE FELT HE WAS
ROBBED.
GREAT STORY AND MOVE ON TO THE
NEXT CRAP.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WAS OUR
GIST.
TAYLOR SWIFT DANCED, AND SHE
DANCED -- THERE YOU GO.
SHE IS IS A GREAT DANCER.
BOTTOM LINE SHE DANCED A LOT.
>> SHE IS HAVING FUN.
>> ARE YOU IN THE FRONT ROW.
YOU DON'T TONS.
SHE SAID IT IS THE SICKEST
CONCERT EVER AND SHE CAN'T
HELP BUT DANCE.
>> AND THEN THE PERFORMANCES
FROM BEYONCE AND DEAF PUNK AND
MANY OTHERS, BUT ONE STOOD
OUT.
>> ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> BEGIN YOU WONDER HOW DID HE
GET THE HORSE TO DO THAT?
>> I THINK THE HORSE WANTED TO
BREATHE.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS CORKED.
>> HE CAN DO THAT FOR HOURS.
LORI, 33 GAY AND STRAIGHT
COUPLES GOT MARRIED AT THE
END.
YOU SAID THAT MADE YOU THROW
UP?
>> OH STOP.
I ACTUALLY TURNED TO "DOWNTON
ABBEY" BY THE TEAM THAT CAME
ON.
I WATCHED THE FIRST COUPLE
HOURS, BUT -- IT WAS NICE.
MADONNA RUINED THAT PART.
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WERE
SAYING.
>> I SAW MADONNA.
>> QUEEN LATIFA WAS INVESTED.
THE POWER WAS INVESTED WITH
HER.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
>> SHE IS A QUEEN.
>> DAN, YOU WERE ALARMED BY
TAYLOR SWIFT'S DANCING.
>> I WAS.
I HAVE SEEN MY MOTHER BUST
FUNKIER MOVES THAN THAT.
MY MOM WAS A SOLID GOLD
DANCER.
>> REALLY?
>> YES, SHE WAS AMAZING.
>> AS HER SON.
>> AS HER SON I CAN SAY THAT.
THE WEDDING WAS PRETTY GOOD.
I ACTUALLY HAD A SIMILAR
WEDDING.
I HAD THE FAT BOYS OFFICIATE
MY WEDDING.
VANILLA ICE *** OVER IT.
IT WAS AN AMAZING, AMAZING
TRIBUTE.
I THOUGHT THE WEDDING WAS
COOL.
MAYBE A LITTLE I'M PERSON WITH
ALL OF THOSE OTHER PEOPLE ON
TV, BUT THERE YOU GO.
>> I DON'T MIND A SOCIAL
POLITICAL MESSAGE IF THEY ARE
NOT PREDICTABLE.
IT ALWAYS FEELS LIKE ALL OF
THESE THINGS ARE ACCEPTABLE.
YOU ARE BUSTING THEM FOR
THAT.
THAT'S WHY 3:00 A.M. AND I AM
SICK OF THESE PEOPLE SELLING
OUT AND DOING STUFF.
WE WON'T BE DOING ANY OF
THAT.
WHEN I COME ON "RED EYE."
I EXPECT TO HEAR NOTHING.
>> HORSES PLAY FLUTES WITH
THEIR NOSTRILS.
>> PUT THAT ON YOUR WALL.
>> THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF
CONTEXT.
>> THE WORST PART A IS THE
HORSE GOT ROBBED BY BEST ALBUM
BY THE RACCOON ON MACKLEMORE'S
HEAD.
>> ANDY, McLEMORE --
MACKLEMORE HAS BECOME FAMOUS,
BUT HE IS NUTTIER THAN A
SNICKERS BAR.
KENDRICK LAMAR SHOULD HAVE WON
BEST RAP ALBUM.
STAY STRONG K-DOT.
>> ARE YOU SO IN THE HOOD WHEN
YOU WEAR THAT V NECK.
YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY --
>> THAT IS SITTING DIRECTLY TO
HIS RIGHT?
>> HIP HOP IS NOT WHAT IS
ABOUT OUT HERE?
IT IS WHAT IS ABOUT OUT HERE.
>> IT IS THAT PART OF THE SHOW
, TAYLOR SWIFT HAVING AN
*** PLAYING THE PIANO.
WE SHOWED A CLIP.
>> I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY
POINT --
>> I THINK SHE WAS FAKING.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY
POINT, SOCIAL MESSAGES IN THE
ENTERTAINMENT WORLD SHOULD NOT
BE EASILY AGO AT THE PRESENT
ACCEPTED.
SOMEBODY SHOULD SAY BUY MORE
GUNS.
GOD BLESS THE NRA.
LET'S FRACK THE DAKOTAS.
>> THEY ARE CHEERLEADING.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH
THAT.
>> I KNOW.
I AM NOT SAYING BAN IT.
I AM SAYING THEY ARE STUPID.
>> WHAT ARE YOU NOT SAYING?
YOU ARE NOT SAYING ANYTHING
ABOUT MASON REECE ANYMORE.
>> I THE ONE THING WE LEARNED,
GOOD MESSAGE PLUS BAD SONG
EQUALS BAD SONG.
>> TELL THAT TO BOB DYLAN.
>> I JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE HE
WAS TALKING ABOUT BOB DYLAN.
>> YOU KNOW WHO BOB DYLAN'S
FAVORITE POLITICIAN WAS?
>> BARRY GOLD WATER.
HE WAS A BIG FREEDOM GUY.
HE WAS FOR GAY RIGHTS.
JEW A
>> A LOT OF THE FREEDOM
STUFF.
>> I DON'T LIKE A LOT OF THE
FREEDOM.
>> ONCE YOU ARE IN THE RING
YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF THE
FREEDOM YOU WANT.
THIS IS WHAT I TELL MY HOUSE
BOYS.
GET IN THE RING AND YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
OUTSIDE THE RIPPING YOU ARE
DUST.
>> THEN YOU LIGHT THE FIRE.
>> AND I DIVE INTO THE RING.
>> PLAYING NOTHING BUT JANUARY
KNEE CASH.
I BURN INTO THE BURNING RING
OF HOUSE BOYS.
>> WHEN WE WERE DONE
EVERYTHING HAD A OF FIRE.
>> COMING UP, CAN HUMANS FLY?
HERE IS INDIVIDUAL VIDEO OI
SHOT LAST WEEKEND.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST ME
IN THE MEETING.
>> LATER, YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT A KANSAS MAN SAVED FROM
HIS BURNING HOME.
OR MAYBE YOU WILL.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
>>> YOU KNOW WHY I ENJOY POUND
CAKE?
IT IS LIKE A POUND OF EACH OF
THE INGREDIENTS.
I THOUGHT THE DENSITY WAS LIKE
A POUND.
>> A POUND, EXACTLY.
>> EACH ONE WAS A POUND.
>> IS THAT REMOTELY TRUE?
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT.
>>> DOES IT MAKE YOUR WIFE
HAPPY WHEN YOUR WORK HOURS ARE
CRAPPY?
THE KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL
MARRIAGE IS --
>> YOU ARE LIKE NIPSY
RUSSELL.
A LOT OF THOSE RHYMES.
>> EVERYTHING HAS TO RHYME OR
--
>> WE ARE OUT OF TIME.
>> ANYWAY, MARRIAGE ONLY WORKS
IF THE MAN WORKS HIS FINGERS
TO THE BONE.
RESEARCHERS DISCOVERED WHEN
HUSBANDS PUT THEIR SAD AND
DESPERATE NOSES TO THE GRIND
STONE THEIR WIVES WERE
HEALTHIER AND HAD A BETTER
QUALITY OF LIFE.
LONGER HOURS MEANT BETTER PAY
AND THAT MEANT BEING ABLE TO
AFFORD HELP AROUND THE HOUSE
AND THEY CAN EXERCISE AND STAY
FIT.
>> WHERE DO YOU START MAKING
STUFF UP?
IS THAT REAL?
>> NOW I LOST MY PLACE.
>> GO BACK TO THE MAYOR OF
SOCHI JOKE.
>> THE MAYOR OF SOCHI AS YOU
KNOW IN THE OLYMPICS CLAIMS
THERE ARE NO GAY PEOPLE IN
SOCHI.
I WAS WONDERING YEW. -- WHY.
HE FILLETED ALL OF THE MEN
THERE AND THE MEN HE DIDN'T HE
INJECTED.
EVEN THE JOKE I RUINED.
>> TOTALLY WORTH IT.
>> GOD BLESS THE MAYOR OF
SOCHI.
BASED ON YOUR EXPERIENCE ARE
YOU BUYING THIS STUDY?
>> IT SEEMS CLEAR WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE.
THE LESS TIME A HUSBAND AND
WIFE SPEND TOGETHER THE
HAPPIER AND HEALTHIER THEY
ARE.
>> I THINK ARE YOU YAWNING.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN OVPRE
ME WRONG BASED ON THIS STUDY.
YOUR WIFE MUST BE VERY, VERY
HEALTHY JIE. SHE IS VERY HAPPY
AND VERY HEALTHY.
SHE PLAYS GOLF MOST EVERY
DAY.
SHE LIKES PLAYING GOLF.
SHE HAS A GOOD TIME AND SHE IS
VERY HAPPY.
THEY GET TO BUY PLASTIC
GARBAGE.
THAT IS A GOOD SUBSTITUTE.
>> IN A WAY, THE MAN BUILDS A
NEST.
THESE THINGS ARE THE NEST AND
IT MAKES US FEEL GOOD.
WOMEN LIKE TO HAVE A NEST.
>> ALL OF THE NESTS ARE BUILT
IN CHINA.
>> AND GAVE YOU LEAD
POISONING.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN TELLING ME
THIS STUDY FOR YEARS.
IT IS AN EXCUSE NOT TO COME
HOME.
>> THERE IS AN IMPORTANT STUDY
AND I AM NOT COMING HOME.
>> IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO
ME.
>> DIDN'T MEAN TO TOUCH A RAW
NERVE.
>> I'M FINE.
>> AT LEAST THERE IS
FOUNDATION THERE.
>> THERE IS FOUNDATION.
>> I HATE STUDIES THAT TRY TO
TELL YOU WHAT YOUR LIFESTYLE
SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
>> THEY ARE NOT REALLY
STUDIES.
THERE IS NO SCIENCE.
IT IS NOT DONE BY SCIENCE
PEOPLE.
IT IS NOT FROM ANY PLACE.
ALL OF THIS STUFF THAT GIVES
YOU THIS, IT IS SMALL SAMPLE
STUDIES BADLY DESIGNED.
IT IS AN EXCUSE FOR PEOPLE
LIKE US --
>> PART OF THE STUDY I BELIEVE
, THE OPPOSITE WAS TRUE THAT
IF THE MAN WAS HOME AND HIS
WIFE AS OUT WORKING MEN WERE
NOT AS HEALTHY.
THINK ABOUT IT.
THE WIFE IS OUT OF THE HOUSE
AND THE KIDS ARE OUT OF THE
HOUSE AND SITTING THERE AND
THERE IS *** ON YOUR
COMPUTER, WELL, WHAT ELSE IS
THERE TO DO?
THAT COULD BE HARMFUL.
>> STAY AT HOME DADS THAT IS
CODE FOR I WATCH LOTS OF
***.
>> EVERYBODY WATCHES LOTS OF
***.
>> I PREFER TO CALL THEM "MY
STORIES."
>> USUALLY IN REAL LIFE THEY
ARE TRAGIC STORIES.
>> EVEN THE THREE-MINUTE CLIPS
OF *** I FAST-FORWARD.
I REALLY DO.
EVEN A THREE-MINUTE CLIP NEVER
MIND A 90-MINUTE.
THREE-MINUTE AND I
FAST-FORWARD.
DO YOU DO THAT TOO?
>> I NEVER WATCH ***.
>> I JUST GO TO THE VERY END
SO I CAN EXPERIENCE THE
SELF-LOATHING.
THE UGLINESS INSIDE OF YOU
SAYING THIS IS ENERGY USED FOR
SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN
USED SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT.
I DON'T HAVE THE SELF-LOATHING
THING.
DIFFERENT SELF.
>> TO EACH HIS OWN ?IE. A
KANSAS MAN RAN INTO HIS
BURNING HOME TO SAVE HIS
XBOX.
HE WOKE UP TO FIND HIS HOUSE
ON FIRE AND RAN OUT BEFORE
REALIZING HE FORGOT HIS PRIZE
POSSESSION.
HE THEN DASHED THROUGH THE
FLAMES TO SAVE HIS GAMES.
HIS BRAVERY IS THE SUBJECT OF
TONIGHT'S --
>> WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
>> WELCOME BACK TO WHAT YOU
WOULD SAVE.
IT IS THE WHAT YOU WOULD SAVE
SAFETY CENTER.
PENN IF YOU CAN PECK ONE THING
TO SAVE AND YOU CABTS SAY A --
CAN'T SAY A PERSON, WHAT IS
THE THING YOU WOULD SAY.
>> WHEN HE WAS ASKED THIS SAME
QUESTION IF YOUR HOUSE WAS ON
FIRE WHAT WOULD YOU SAVE IN --
SAVE?
I SAID THE FIRE.
I SAID GO AHEAD AND TRY.
>> MY WIENERS. MY WIENER
DOGS.
>> HAVE YOU DOGS?
>> TWO.
KIDS, DOGS HUSBAND, THE WHOLE
THING.
>> YOU ARE NOT A DOG PERSON?
>> WOULD YOU RISK YOUR LIFE
FOR YOUR DOG?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU WOULD RISK YOUR LIFE
FOR YOUR DOG?
KILL YOURSELF NOW.
JUST KILL YOURSELF.
YOU WOULD RISK YOUR LIFE WITH
YOUR FAMILY LOVING YOU, YOU
WOULD RISK YOUR LIFE FOR A
COUPLE OF DOGS?
>> I KNEW I WOULD STEP INTO
THAT.
>> JUST KILL YOURSELF.
>> I WOULD RESCUE MY CHILDREN
FIRST AND FOREMOST, BUT YOU
SAID NO PEOPLE.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DOGS
HAVE DONE FOR ME.
>> YOU ADDED IN YOU WOULD RISK
YOUR LIFE.
>> I DID THAT.
I ADDED IT.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK AMERICANS
SPEND $65 BILLION ON THEIR
PETS.
>> WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING IT?
I HAVE NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU
LOVING YOUR DOGS AND SAVING
YES, SIR DOGS. THE SENTENCE
THAT MADE ME BUG NUTY WAS I
WOULD RISK MY LIFE TO SAVE MY
DOINGS.
BEFORE THAT I WAS A REGULAR
PANELIST ON A [BLEEP] SHOW.
>> YOUR DOGS, YOUR CHILDREN
COUNT ON YOU.
I DON'T HAVE A MOM ANYMORE.
WHY?
>> SHE SAVED TWO WIENER DOGS.
TOO BAD THEY ARE DEAD.
>> FOR ALL YOU KNOW THE KIDS
LOVE THE DOG MORE THAN HER.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> I USED TO HATE GREG AND I
HATE YOU.
>> WE DON'T KNOW WHAT DAN
WOULD SAY.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAVE?
>> THE DOG BECAUSE I DOG
NAPPED THEM.
>> YOU WOULD DOG NAP THEM AND
THEN SAVE THEM.
>> WE HAVE TO GO.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK PENN'S NEW
DOCUMENTARY.
>> I WOULD RISK MY LIFE FOR.
STICK AROUND.
>>> WHRAW DOING HERE IS
ESSENTIAL -- WHAT YOU ARE
DOING HERE IS ESSENTIALLY
BLENDING?
>> YES, I AM EITHER DARKENING
OR LIGHTENING THE PAINT THAT
IS ALREADY ON THE SURFACE.
>> YOU AREN'T TRACING ANY
LINES BECAUSE THERE ARE NO
LINES.
>> THAT'S A CHARACTERISTIC
THAT MAKES THEM UNUSUAL IS
THAT THERE WEREN'T LINES.
THERE WEREN'T ANY LINES DRAWN
UNDER THE PAINT EITHER.
>> ARE YOU ONE HELL OF AN
INTERVIEWER THERE.
>> IF YOU WANT TO WATCH PAINT
DRY --
>> LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS.
IT HAS BEEN CALLED "THE
GODFATHER OF PAINTING"
DOCUMENTARY.
IT IS A FILM THAT FOLLOWS ONE
MAN'S ATTEMPT TO RECREATE THE
WORKS OF VERMIER.
IT WAS PRODUCED AND MARE RATED
BY OUR -- NARRATED BY OUR GOOD
FRIEND PENN GILLETTE.
>> A FRIEND OF MINE CAME TO
ME.
HAVE I BEEN FRIENDS WITH HIM
FOR YEARS.
HE IS AN ENTREPRENEUR AND
FLIES HELICOPTERS AND ALL OF
THAT.
HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO
BUILD AN EXACT COPY OF
VERMIER'S ROOM HE PAIBTED IN
HIS WAREHOUSE IN TEXAS AND
WITHOUT EVER HAVING OIL
PAINTED BEFORE DID A PERFECT
VERMIER.
IT COULD BE A MACHINE HE COULD
DUPLICATE AND THEN HE WOULD
SPEND FIVE YEARS PAINTING A
VERMIER.
HE WENT TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
WE COVER THEY HAD AND IT SEEMS
TO BE A MOVIE PEOPLE LIKE A
LOT.
>> IS THIS ALMOST LIKE SOME
COMBY IN 2514 REVEALING HOW
PENN AND TELLER DID THEIR
TRICKS?
>> ALMOST EXACTLY THAT.
THERE IS A PHOTO ISTIC QUALITY
THE WAY THE LIGHT GOES ACROSS
THAT NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN.
YOU CAN'T SEE THE LIGHT.
IT IS ACTUALLY DONE WITH
MIRRORS.
IT IS ACTUALLY LIKE THE PENN
AND TELLER SHOW.
WATCHING TIM TEAR DOWN THE
WHOLE SIDE OF A WAREHOUSE AND
BUILD LAY EVERY CHAIR FROM
THAT TIME AND PUT HIS DAUGHTER
IN HEAD CLAMPS SO HE CAN PAINT
WHILE SHE STAYS STILL.
THEN PAINTING A VERMIER.
>> HOW MUCH COULD HE SELL IT
FOR?
>> I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM
JACK WHITE AND FROM DAVID
COPPERFIELD.
THEY BOTH SAID THEY WOULD LIKE
TO BID ON THE PAINTING TIM
DID.
I HAVE TWO PEOPLE THAT WANT TO
BUY THIS.
HE SAID I WOULD NEVER SELL IT
NO MATTER WHAT.
HOW MUCH.
>> THROW ME IN THE LIST.
I START WITH 30 -- 30 BUCKS.
>> I THINK JACK JUST BEAT
YOU.
>> HE IS NOT MUCH OF A
MUSICIAN.
>> I WILL GO $32.50.
BIT COIN.
>> OH, $32.50 BIT COIN?
SO ROAD TWO.
DO YOU HAVE BIT COIN?
>> WE WILL TALK LATER.
>> I LIKE BIT COIN.
>> NOT NOMINATED FOR AN
OSCAR.
>> WHEN WE WERE ON THE SHORT
LIST IT WAS AN HONOR TO BE
HONORED TO BE NOMINATED.
WE ARE STILL UP FOR A BAFTA
WHICH IS THE ACADEMY AWARDS OF
EVENING LAND.
OVER THERE THEY CALL IT THE
BAFTA OF AMERICA.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
DOCUMENTARIES IN GENERAL?
WE HAVE HAD THIS
CONVERSATION.
>> A DOCUMENTARY CAN NEVER,
EVER REPRESENT TRUTH.
THE WEIRD THING IS WE COVERED
EVERYTHING AS IT WAS GOING
ON.
THERE ARE NO FLASH BACKS ORIE
CREATIONS.
NOW WITH TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE ON
MOST BRUSH STROKES NINE
CAMERAS.
THERE IS NOT A TIME HE TOUCHES
THE CANVAS THAT IS NOT COVERED
BY THREE CANVA
>> ARE YOU NOT KIDDING ABOUT
WATCHING PAIBT DRY.
PEOPLE STAY LIKING IT AND YOU
ARE REALLY WATCHING A GUY
PAINT.
>> HAVE I TO GO AFTER THIS
QUESTION, BUT THOUGHTS ON
"SUPER SIZE ME"?
>> I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY FRIENDS
OF MINE, SCIENCE GUYS, THAT
THE MATHEMATICS DON'T WORK
OUT.
DIDN'T YOU DO IT?
>> I DID A SIMILAR THING FOR
MEN'S HEALTH IN 1996 AND I
LOST WEIGHT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT
WORK.
>> SUPPOSEDLY THE ARITHMETIC
IN AND THE RESULTS ON YOU
CANNOT BE TRUE.
I JUST HEARD THAT FROM
SOMEBODY.
I DIDN'T DO THE ARITHMECTI
MYSELF.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE.
>> I LOVE McDONALDS.
WHO CAN'T LOVE McDONALDS?
A QUESTION FOR THE AGES.
>> WHY DO I BOTHER?
>> YOU KNOW WHY?
THESE OTHER SHOWS ON TV ARE
JUST TRYING TO GIVE PEOPLE
WHAT THEY LIKE.
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER TUNE INTO
RED EYE FOR SOMETHING YOU WANT
TO SEE.
>>> THERE IS NO SHOW
TOMORROW.
WE ARE BUMPED FOR THE STATE OF
THE UNION ADDRESS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
AN OPERA SINGER CLAIMS HER
CAREER MIGHT BE OVER BECAUSE
SHE IS UNABLE TO SING WITHOUT
FARTING.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
>> THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO
SAY.
THE POOR LADY IS IN THE
HOSPITAL IN KENTUCKY OVER
ALLEGEDLY BOTCHING A SURGERY
THAT TOOK PLACE WHILE SHE WAS
GIVING BIRTH.
AS A RESULT OF HER EXCESSIVE
FLATULENCE SHE HAS BEEN UNABLE
TO WORK AS AN OPERA SINGER.
PENN YOU WORKED IN VEGAS.
SHOULDN'T SHE EMBRACE THIS?
SHE IS AN OPERA SINGER WITH A
BONUS.
WE TALKED ABOUT A GUY WHO WAS
ABLE TO FARTHER.
ABLE TO FART.
I MINE, THIS IS A DELICATE
QUESTION, BUT HOW CLOSE IS THE
AUDIENCE?
>> THAT'S TRUE.
YOU CAN ACTUALLY PAY MORE TO
GET CLOSER.
>> THIS COULD BE SOLVED WITH
VENTILATION.
AND OPERA SINGERS SING REALLY,
REALLY LOUD.
IT IS NOT LIKE YOU ARE
LISTENING TO A MUMBLING QUIET
FOLK SINGER.
>> SHE WOULD BE SINGING AND IT
WOULD BE LIKE SHE IS
ACCOMPANYING HERSELF WITH A
HORN OF THE.
>> GET THE GUY WITH THE FLUTE
AND THE HORSE.
I BET THAT WAS A SKILL THAT
WOULD TRANSFER DIRECTLY TO
THAT.
>> THAT'S THE ONLY OPERA I
WOULD PAY TO SEE.
>> I AM SAD SHE IS INJURED IN
SOME KIND OF WAY.
>> THIS IS A STORY BASED ON
OPERA AND FARTHERRING.
>> IT IS BASED ON CLASSICAL
GAS.
>> YOU GO THERE AND GO I
DIDN'T REALLY LIKE IT THAT
MUCH.
THE RECORDER AMUSED ME.
>> IN ALL SERIOUSNESS IT IS A
COMMON PROCEDURE AFTER YOU
HAVE HAD A BABY.
>> I THINK SHE DOES HAVE A
CASE.
>> IT IS A HUGE CASE.
>> WE HOPE SHE GETS BETTER.
>> WE HOPE SHE GETS BETTER SO
SHE CAN CONTINUE WITH HER
CAREER.
AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK IT IS
OPERA SINGING WITH FAT.
>> WE ARE NOT LAUGHING AT THE
SURGERY.
WE ARE LAUGHING AT THE
FARTING.
WE ARE MEN AND FARTING MAKES
US LAUGH.
>> WHAT WOULD SHE WRITE ON THE
WALL OF HATE WHEN HER IRON IS
COMPROMISED.
>> MAKES ALL OF THESE NOISES
WHEN HE PLAYS THE PIANO
SQUEALS, SQUEAKS AND SHE
SHOULD EMBRACE THIS.
>> I HOPE YOU GET BETTER AND
WIN YOUR CASE.
SPECIAL THANKS TO LORI ROTHMAN
AND ANDY LEVY AND PENN