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I know i said be right back but what i really meant was
I wasnt coming back
Oh wait i am back, nevermind
Heh Heh heh! You know what I'm talking about!
The rumor that some bad guys are having a little get-together on this mountain
And everybody knows that where theres bad guys, there's treasure!
That's just the way of the world
Don't you gotta take care of your own business first?
Haven't you noticed they swiped all your stuff?
While you were out, they shook you down good, pal
You're gonna want to get your stuff back before you go
and try anything else
I can get you started. I stole these back for you
Mogma Mitts
[Gasp]
I knew it, im a genie
You got your Mogma Mitts back
Use them to plan an escape that even a Mogma would be proud of
They are gonna be proud, all of them
Time for me to tunnel out, pal!
You got your work cut out for you!
Good luck out there!
Panggg
Lets get some hearts
No hearts there
Do i have my items?
Oh god I do not
I dont have my dowsing obviously
I dont have my plus, oh wait I do but ... nevermind
no I have nothing
[Whine]
Oh god what's a man to do. There we go
I wonder if my medals still count even though I dont even have them
Cos I seem to be getting a lot of hearts
I guess that's just what you always get
Here i go, I kind of did a little jump there
gonna kill them all
I heard bats, im scared
right, where's my stuff
Oh god this is Windwakery this is
I cant get in any barrels though can I?
Right, where's my stuff
Oh look i can just sit down and take this all in
I havent got my items
Im useless without them
I can't even beat people up
I can't even fall out of the sky
grab someone who's skydiving and make them go crashing down onto the ground
dig
No no no! Link, why?
I've had enough of you Link, get out
Ooh nice
DUnno why i need them i don't have any items
Hmm... if i were an items. AN ITEMS. if I were an items where would i be
I would be in the most well hidden place which is not over there
maybe
No i cant get in there
[Gasp]
Ok ok ok i can do this, oh i cant get around there either
Oh well
This is gonna have to be the metal gear solid time
[Metal gear solid music starts]
I'll go first person though
What's that?
Theres a bird statue right there, right there
Why?
Oh my goodness
Gossip stone?
Theres a dude down there
No Link, dont do that
Oh god this is scary
He hasn't seen me
Pst! Hey, boy oh boy, have i got some great hints for you.
Want to see one?
Show me
What?
See one?
What!?
What the hell?
The hell is this?
Huh?!
What the heck?
Uhh
I know how to fix those so dont worry
Woah, this is weird
This is like a hint to everything ever
No, im not going to do this
Wait, i've cleared everything?
Sort of
No, i have not ... apparently
Well this is a bit cheaty
You wouldn't have this in any other Zelda game, what the heck
That's a bit much
That's like, that's a bit like looking up a guide isn't it?
I bet they're really really subtle hints though actually
Now that i think about it
Oh my goodness
I just realised where we are
This is, this is, we've been here before
Haven't we?
Yes, we have, im going to say that now, yes we have
Oh yeah because that's where i went down there
and tightroped onto that thing to get a tear
ahhhhh
Oh hello, jesus christ, you scared the christ out of me
Hey!
What are you thinking?
You shouldn't be out here in the open with no way to defend yourself
This place is crawling with thugs
Don't worry, im Snake
Well just be careful they don't spot you while you're sneaking around
Araaand
Oh my god
This really is some MGS right in here
Crikey where would i even go to get my stuff
What the?
And i probably don't even need to say this again
But seriously pal, don't let them bad guys see you, you hear?
They aren't going to do nothing nice if they catch you
So dont do anything heroic and get yourself caught!
Got it?
Ok already
Dot dot dot
Ah, you know i really worry about ya, pal
It's a weakness of mine
His voice is going slightly gay or something
[Stereotypical gay voice] OK, tell you what I'm gonna show you something good, open up
your map!
I don't even know if that's a gay voice, i don't even care
I feel just terrible for you, pal
Here, let me do one more thing for ya!
Old Plats here's going to show ya what's in all the treasure chests
Ta dahh
Oh my goodness
OH!
My god
that is cool
ah now what does this remind me of?
Theres another game where you lose all your stuff and you have to go around looking for
it
And im not talking about Metroid
something else ...
No, i think im thinking of the Super Smash Bros Brawl part where you lose all your characters
and you have to go collect them again
That might be it
After all none of it looked like stuff i'd want anyhow
But if some of them things were yours i'll bet you're gonna want to get them back, right?
All right then, i'm going back to rummage around for treasure
See ya later
See ya!
There he goes
He's gone
good riddance
[Sarcastic] He didn't even help me anyway, he didn't give me any Mogma Mitts
Oh jesus
Aww man i'm gonna own at this, i am, i am the most patient mant in existance
ok maybe not
but i am quite patient
Crikey, Crikey!
He's coming
Oh he's stopped
He cant see through bars, you see
How the hell am i getting past him?
I got scared
Ok he's walking further up
Ah i see
I worked it out, OH GOD
No.
You scared the cripey out of me again
Stop that, you cheeky
What's this, burrow?
ok
Well what else we got
We got something i cant get past
euuuw
And
Oh
Isn't my claw up there
[Gasp] There it is
Oh what, i cant get up there
Maybe i'll burrow up, what?
Hang on hang on hang on
Hmm
yeah that's my claws
I guess i'm just burrowing down
Where is it? There you are
Oh yeah there's a new channel i want you to check out it's GameGrumps
it's it was made by Jontron and Egoraptor who are hilarious people, i watched their
well i watched all of it but my favourite one was the kirby superstar one
because that was just hilariously funny
I don't know, they got all serious in the other two ones, i'm like: what?
you're not supposed to be serious you're meant to be crazy and wacky
But yeah
It was very funny
That hurt a little bit
Just a little bit
[whine] just a little bit
Ok there we go
oh god
This is dangerous
Wow
I'm surprised noone heard that
Especially when it was underground i mean Jesus, man
Where am i?
Wait erm
What? Where am i?
Oh
Oh? what?
Ok let's go this way
Let's not go this way, it's a dead end, we don't need that way, we dont need it
Ok maybe we do a little bit maybe we can [surprised] Hide.. from this!
Jesus
Phew, No stop!
Stupid targeting
Doh god what.. the hyell
Ermmmmmm
What?
Ok Wait
I can burrow
There we go, i can get around that way just dont wanna get in the light, in the ligth
I told you i'm amazing at metal gear soliding
He's gonna have no idea unless he comes around, Oh dear!
[Straining] Uuh Come here!
Take that you batty
Right, let's do this proper
[Straining] Die!
No come back, come back please
Oh dear
[Squeel]
Let's just chase it down, Yes!
Defeatard!
Right, where you gonna go where you gonna g-[Gasp]
Oh, just got around the corner quick enough
I'm so metal gear solidy, im just owning this guy
Oh you jerk, come here
There we go taken out
phew
I'm gonna definatly need to have some appropriate metal gear solidy music here
Oh there's the light, i didnt have to take care of that guy
I just enjoy it already, i just love it
Love it, i love that
Right right ri- uhhhhh, this is not a nice place to be
What is this? this is gust bellos isn't it?
[Singing along]
Yes!
Now what do?
I have no idea
Wait wait wait we go up
Dis way, after we kill, we kill the evil rocks, we kill them
Crap
Now i have a way to defend myself
See look, these guys dont stand a chance
They do they are resisting, damn it!
They've ruined everything
I dont have my thing (bug net) to stop them
Aww man
Just brings a tear to my eye, oh my goodness
Don't want to jump down there
I want to go this way
I want my clawshot, it's pretty and stuff
And jeez! they took my hyrulian sh- no my Hylian shield, now they gonna die
You know, i can just blow them away
[Blow sound]
I can do that
Oh my good, theres so much stuff to get through and im gonna own them all
[Gasp]
Oh i did it, that was easy
[Voice cracky voice] Down i go
Cos i'm link
That was in Link's voice
Even though i have no idea what his voice is because he never makes words happen
Take that you batty! and that
See i taught him didn't i?
Noone messes with me i think
[Scared] Ahhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhh- ok i completely lost him for now
what a stupid boy, yes!
Yes!
take that- wait why am i even doing this, there's literally no point in doing this,
im going home
There, i spared one
I don't know why attacking someone's bottom makes a third of their body disappear
Yes!
Victory is mine!
[Singing along]
You got the clawshots back, now you can reach far away places again i think it said
Ok, let's do this
Let's get back ok ok
I have been Linkzaki. You, you have been Linkchappie, i have no weaponry i cannot defend myself
against you, you vile subsc- you vile viewers, please spare me
Fare thee well!