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Welcome to Prhyme Time news,
It's quick, if you blink then you miss it...
Though in that case there's not much that we can do
and basically you can kiss it.
no seriously dear viewer, we're honoured that you're...
spending your valuable time watching this superficial news show...
about politics, also known as crime
there's also business and sports news
and even a bit of sex...
and you can watch every bit of it
as long as you sign your cheques!
so let's get started and tell you...
what happened in the world this week
because we assume you're a news buff
or may be, you're just a freak!
well Brazil's president claimed at the United Nations, it'd be wrong to impeach her for her capers...
well apart from her sob story, her nemesis in congress...
is himself named in the Panama Papers.
remember earlier this month we got...
the greatest surprise of our lives.
We found that politicians are corrupt...
and screwing other people than their wives!!
The Panama Papers were first published
and Iceland's leader looked grim...
because the first lady was his creditor...
so the wife was screwing him.
Now politicians and celebrities are being called naughty and bad...
From Lionel Messi to Jackie Chan and even David Cameron's dad.
Then the Panama Papers law firm was raided...
It was a raid without precedence...
it went on for 27 hours!
and in the end they said...
we have no evidence.
In other news...
Donald Trump and Hillary are heading for a clash...
He thinks his d$$$ is the best thing and she thinks the same of her g@#$.
and the Turks are illegally returning...
Syrian refugess to Syria
because they think that these immigrants are...
little better than bacteria.
In Japan an earthquake toppled buildings...
and so they called in the army
people died but politicians looked on the bright side...
because at least it was not tsunami.
From Japan to Equador there's an increase in seismic activitie like this quake,
plus temperatures are higher than ever which is making people shake and bake.
Heaven's sake...moving on
Oil prices fell as producers failed...
to freeze output and curb their misbehaviour.
Prices are so low, productions are falling anyway...
and besides, who ever heard of a "Freeze" in Arabia.
So those are the headlines, dear viewer...
we're sorry if we left anyone out.
incase we forgot your grandmother's tea party
then tell her not to give us a shout.