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>> Wow, it's George Washington!
It's an honor to meet you, sir!
>> Who in the *** are you?
>> I'm President Obama, sir.
>> What?! A *** for president?
What the *** has the world come to?
[LAUGHTER]
>> Excuse me, but I believe you owe me and my people proper respect.
You built this country on the idea that all men are created equal.
>> We did; however, all WHITE men are created equal.
I had twenty *** that were all plantation workers.
Hate on me, ***.
>> I do not wish to apply verbal violence to this situation, Mr. Washington.
Please, cease and desist.
>> *** you, ***. I'll talk all the *** I want through these wooden teeth.
Ain't no black *** gonna come stop me, especially not a diplomat.
>> Washinton, stop. NOW.
>> Tell me to stop one more time, ***, I'll slap the *** black off of your ***.
I wanna see you get at me and all my black hoes.
You and your damn healthcare reform ain't gettin' you laid.
Why do it? Stupid black ***.
>> Alright, that is it.
*** you and your white, slave-raping *** self.
Go get a real *** that's *** and white, like the rest of all y'all.
I don't play games with white-chocolate ***.
>> I'll get myself a white ***; you know, the ones that you can't afford.
At least I'm white chocolate, you're black like a log of ***
floating on top of the toilet water, ***. You're so far in the
closet that you have a part-time job in Narnia, ***.
So get at me and my racial rainbow of hoes.
>> Listen here, you has-been president:
go get a *** from Edward Scissorhands and then teabag a mousetrap, ***. Now, I don't know----
>> No, no, no, no, no! This world was made by ***, ***,
so get down on your knees and slob on my *** like bees on honey.
Your ugly *** is the reason abortions are still legal.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the *** *** factory, ***.
Dawg, you look like ***' Whoopie Goldberg with a flat top.
Get out of my sight, ***.
[OVERLAPPING CHEERING; Obama: "Damn..."]