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Bonjour, beautiful people of the Internet.
The glow of the screen really brings out your eyes.
We will now make a drink that is more refreshing
than if we were to share our first kiss
while base-jumping off Mont Blanc into *** snow.
En garde, mon ami.
This will be the Grand Marnier Tonic.
Grand Marnier is a French classic
combining the beauty of the orange
with the chic of the cognac.
This sweet taste is balanced in the Grand Marnier Tonic by the bitterness of tonic.
We begin with a long glass
elegant as the supermodels I seduce with my easy French charm.
We add ice.
Cold ice is best because warm ice is philosophically not possible, non?
We fill the glass three quarters of the way with tonic.
See the joie de vivre of the tiny little bubbles.
Et maintenant the Grand Marnier, the crescendo to this taste concerto.
Sinking and mixing.
Sink and mix, mon ami, sink and mix.
Add a squeeze of lemon, a slice of lemon
give it a quick stir, and voila, c’est fini.
Finally, and this is most important
sip with une femme or un homme
so beautiful they light up the room like a supernova of sexiness.
Au revoir.