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"Improbable Scenes"! Everybody plays.
I'll pick up sentences written by the audience
and they will have to do the first thing that comes to their minds...
Whoever has an idea, step ahead,
do your thing and I will ring the bell when it's over.
'Things said during a jiu-jitsu practice'
'Conversas durante um treinamiento de... Jui-jitsu'!
No! C'mon!
You have to love him for real! Grab him! Grab hard!
Yes!
Good morning... We were practicing jiu-jitsu and we got stuck...
Spare some change?
I guess jiu-jitsu must be different in Colombia.
Kid, today's lesson is the Tiger Uppercut!
'Sculptures we wouldn't see in a museum'
Look! A perfect replica of Wonder Woman's plane!
'Conversations between flowers in a garden'
Hey, Daisy!
What kind of flower is criss-crossed?
Small flower and big stem, yeah!
'Worst things to read on your soap opera script'
'Piores coisas para ler no el guión de la novela'
The script is here! I'm loving to do this soap opera...
...'And then he dies'.
Thank you. Title: '90210'
'Things that shoudn't be done simultaneously'
Joãozinho...
Why is your homework all sticky?
Because I used glue!
Do you believe I can be illiterate and be Brazil's president at the same time?
'Worst accessory for your head'
Oh, it's Elidio!
'Conversation between dogs... Cachorros, perros... In a pet shop'
'En uno pet shop'
You guys dig the spanish?
'Et tu padre vate adoraste varput karst vitarst vartish'!
Oh, I love the german shepherd!
"Improbable Scenes", ladies and gentlemen!
Gustavo, did you get it?
We speak 'pastor alemán' too.
- Oh you can speak it? - Yes... No, we don't speak german. We say 'pastor alemán'.
You say 'pastor alemãão'.
- That's right... - There's a difference in the languages...
We say 'banano', you say 'banâna'.
Like... 'Nââ-na'!
You come and go, like 'vanâââna'!
'I want a banano'! 'I want a banâna'!
Portuguese is very similar to spanish, but you have to do like 'thiiis'...
Gustavo Miranda!
CIA. BARBIXAS DE HUMOR presented
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.