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Ho Ho Ho, That's Right..
I want to *** for Christmas.
Hi Guys!
So, I left my Christmas video dangerously late
But that's because I've been getting involved with all the festivities, you know
Look at my tree
LOOK AT IT
IT'S SO COOL
I've been listening to Christmas music, I've got my advent calendar.
the coca-cola advert has been on TV It's Christmas!
if so festive all the ads have gone Christmasy
I saw an advert for crisps that said "Merry pringles"
That's not a thing...
Is It?
It's such a BAD pun.
what stupid work experience boy came up with that?
I mean it's awful!
they could have Merry Crisp-mas
Pringle-bells. Or Santa Himself...
Krisp Pringle
The Argos adverts are doing it as well... 'Gifts For Her'
the Dyson ball a George Foreman grill A bit sexist Argos
A Bit Sexist
I went into John Lewis and they had a little table of gift ideas If You're going to buy a gift, usually they should be...
Relevant! Something they would use
You wouldn't buy a lawn mower for someone who lives on the 5th floor in a block of flats
Some of the gift ideas were: Dog Treats, a Bonzi Tree, a chocolate golf club
and an executive toy
You wouldn't walk into John Lewis and say
Mum Wants a Bonzi Tree
Dad wants a golf club, but made out of chocolate
And I want one of these things
No!
No one walks into a shop, finds and assistant and says. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
I need some mints. But wait, I need them in a Hello Kitty Tin
Wait, I don't want them to taste as nice as real mints
But I wanna be twice as expensive
don't be mistaken though there's a big difference between
A Gift and a Present
A gift is something you don't need. A present is something that might be useful
A Chocolate from Anne Summers That's a gift, nobody needs that in their life
A t-shirt, well I wear cloths
I tell you what I got my mum last year for Christmas I got her a nice winter coat.
practical everyday use - present
I also got her the Kama Sutra
A sex manual
Why did I buy this 'gift'
I'll tell you something about joke presents, DON'T! they will backfire
I did genuinely buy my mum the Kama Sutra for Christmas last year
I then went on holiday over the New Year
I came back to find it with lots of sticky notes in it
saying done
stop putting your willy in my mum!
thanks guys I hope you enjoyed it, if you did remember to share the video with all of your friends!
I hope you have a fantastic Christmas and an awesome New Year
byee