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Phone!
Hello?
Hello, who's this?
You called me.
This is the Callifax Collection Company.
Who am I speaking with?
I know who you're looking for, he's not here.
Do you know where he can be reached?
What month is it?
Uh, it is June I believe.
Then he's probably in the Northern Hemisphere somewhere.
Fam was just yelling,
"Yo, this is Connect Four, not chess"
Your girl woke me up.
Who?
Your girl.
I don't have a girl here.
It might be Swank's.
Anybody coming in today?
I don't know.
Eighty Five might roll through.
I love airplanes.
My daddy, he had me on an airplane.
Your dad had you on an airplane?
It's like that weird Bill Cosby episode where-
With the Muppets?
He gave birth to sandwiches.
Sandwiches and an orange soda, yeah.
Yeah but that was me on an airplane.
It was weird.
That's sounds more like...
What’s the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Oh yeah, with Danny Devito?
Nah, that's "Twins"
"Twins", I mean classics, regardless
The one with the guy where he's pregnant.
Uh... "Baby Mama"?
Nah, man.
It's called uh...
"Kindergarten Cop", with Gary Coleman?
"Junior."
That's really good.
"Junior."
You think we're gonna use that
That other song you did?
Which one?
The one with the slow 80's sound.
I don't know... But play it.
I like it. I don't have it...
I like that.
We could do something that's like...
Sounds a little like...
Like that...
Like...
'Cause no one raps over that.
I don't think so.
Your brother wants you.
Do you know her ?
Your room is disgusting.
It's not...that crazy.
That's debatable.
But yo, Misla swears she's seen more vaginas than me.
In real life.
Listen
I'm a woman. I'm in locker rooms
In like gyms, whatever.
I see naked women all the time.
Misla... since-
Forever too !
Not just since I have puberty !
Before puberty I have been searching for naked women
And that's all... Since... I'm here now and that's all I do.
You got a point.
'Boutta say man, how many vaginas have you accidentally seen?
Wait, me?
Both !
It's never been an accident.
It's not an accident for me either.
What?
That's even weirder.
You guys are crazy.
That makes no sense.
You guys sent your girl down there
Do get me for this?
I didn't sent a girl.
You got girls over there?
Swank?
Not me. I didn't bring any girl.
I'm looking for new girls.
You got girls downstairs?
Of course it's not my girl. Why would I bring girls here?
Missa never brings girls for anybody.
Yo, if that girl's cute, tell her to come upstairs, though.
What did you think of track seven?
I don't know. It was okay.
I don’t know about the second one though.
It wasn't scary enough.
What do you mean scary?
It wasn't scary enough?
You're not scary.
I'm pretty scary.
- No I'm not scared, try - I can be scary when I wanna.
Totally scary.
Totally missed.
Alright.
My phone is in my pocket!
Oh ***!
That was tight
- That was tight - The power went out.
It was too turnt up.
This decision is pivotal.
Right here.
Thanks.
God damnit did I just do it?
God damnit!
Go!
You're old Donald!
You're homeless.
I can do this all day.
I feel great.
I'm getting an ***.
Oh man, I'm so hard!
Stained, I can see it.
I feel like Chance's hat might pop off.
Theses are hat on pushups.
Go all the way down when someone
makes you do pushups.
Do you know her?
No
Then why's you wave?
I'm a gentleman.
I've had the most like
strangely reoccurring dreams over the last week.
And uh
It's like of my wedding
But nothing is going right.
Everything's a disaster.
My guests are all there, it's all of my real life friends.
They all look gorgeous.
They're all like fully done up in their gowns
That they're probably going to wear to the wedding
My family is there
But suddenly I realize
I should have been already married by now
And I'm not married, I'm not in my wedding dress.
I'm all alone, in this giant area
Where I see my guests being served their cocktails appetizers
On paper plates.
Everyone seems to be having a great time
But they're all dressed up eating off of paper plates.
And I am wearing cargo pants.
Army cargo pants.
Like old navy?
Yeah! Exactly, like Old Navy cargo pants.
I don't own Old Navy cargo pants.
I'm not even sure where that came from my head
But I'm wearing that with a T-shirt
And I'm supposed to be getting married.
My hair's not done
My makeup's not done
Everybody else is ready.
My mom comes in and asks me
"Why aren't you getting ready for your wedding?"
I'm like "Oh, I will be, I will be."
But suddenly I'm smoking a cigarette
I don't even know why I'm smoking a cigarette
But in my mind I also know that I'm three or four weeks pregnant.
Horrible, right ?
So I tell my mom
"Mom, you don't know this, but I'm three or four weeks pregnant"
She says not "Put down the cigarette"
She says "Well, maybe you should go get into your wedding dress."
It's all very, very weird.
I'm not really sure what it means at all.
I think we have too many lemons.
One more?
Yeah.
- And these two. - Yeah, some of them.
That'll be enough.
We can make guacamole.
Investing time on writing lies
Slightly truth without a clue
I met my higher self
*** off the roofs of drunken goofs
He said "keep the mic smelly like a rotten tooth"
And all your fears forgotten when the Cap is in the booth
I'm an angel in an agony of flame
Feathers growing at the mention of my name
Reinvention of my shame
I'm a slave to the darkness of my innermost cave
And all these words I hold tighter
Than a glowstick at a rave, ***
Dance around the camp fire, buttnaked, blowing trees
Could give a single *** if somebody sees, I'm free
Red "V" bleed out a scarlet letter, kill a king
And I'll be sitting ready for whatever weather the seasons sing
Picking up expensive habits, chasing after little rabbits
Hope they lead me to a place of magic
Sad at all the times I never thought I had it
Losing all these memories, and y'all doubt it matters...
Patterns
Mouth to a Pellegrino, bottle color of envy
Who the *** is Gambino I hand a waitress a benji
To act like she never met me
I'm saying though
They want the game changed when your *** on the radio.
Fruit was so hanging low, I didn't even bother
She tryna land Obama's, man she get it from her mama
I don't blame her, I tame her, give her something to visualize
On my couch watching DVR'd "American Dad".
Man those new Celine bags are so to die for
I'm in that Porsche on Prozac, them suicide doors
Watch her walk as the death becomes her
Cause Mrs. Tarantino kill bills, no wonder.
My heaven is the present, so maybe this is it.
Pray to God every night to make me believe he exists.
Drink a fifth of ***, I don't need no sponsor
Heard a preacher holler, make him hold these souls.
And that's when like the hook...
Yeah yeah... That's tight. I like that.
You know uh... you got a little...
***.
Yeah.
***!
I remember being seventeen, being scared as hell.
Getting prank calls, like crazy stuff
Just like senior year in high school.
Had a lot of girls, it's crazy.
So, this one girl, she was super crazy
She would call my phone
From a blocked number, and it was her.
But then I started getting like the crazy like... death threats.
Started as a joke
Then they knew exactly what kind of car I was driving
They knew where I liked to hang out
Then they started you know,
Shooting in the area
So I couldn't sleep at home anymore.
Went... and got a gun from my friend
Started sleeping on the street for a week.
The scariest thing about it all is like,
Now that you have a gun, that you might have to use it.
Yeah.
Scarier than killing somebody is thinking about killing somebody.
Right, those seven days, man, just couldn't handle it. Just couldn't handle it.
You just get to that point like you're just... "How did I get here?"
Sometimes you can't explain why things happen.
They just... They just do.
When I was like five or six
We were living in Decatur, in the projects.
In Commons Drop. It's nice now, but like
we were living there and I remember my mom's friend.
Like a friend of the family.
This kid like...
Something happened, I didn't understand it but he had to stay with us for a couple of days.
And we were...
Like we didn't have any space.
We had like no room so he had to sleep in my bed.
I remember in the morning we woke up like...
He was like "Let's rub butts".
And I was like
I was like.. I just did it I was like "okay" like I don't know what that means
And I didn't really get it and then...
And then when we turned, when I turned, like he kissed me.
He kissed you?
Yeah.
Like you said, I don't know why it happened.
I don't know why it happened at all.
Did anybody like know about this?
Nah, just him.
That's wild.
Really weird.
It's crazy.
Like I said, sometimes you just can't explain things.
I'm gonna go inside.
Alright, I gonna stay out here, man.
Who are you?
Hello, who's this?
Transcripted by rapgenius, Subtitled/corrected by DiFFtY.