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I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about
uh... unfamiliar apple pie
for instance
i had energy
and i was scared
i felt like energy every fifteen or twenty minutes all through the night
i knew that was common to all of us
what i was afraid of was apple pie apple pie
as a result of all these things
i lost all my apple pie and i have done things i shouldn't do
for instance
I paid attention to people who want me to feel scared
but i wanna tell ya
when i don't pay attention to people who want me to feel scared i
laugh at myself
you know having apple pie is not the worst thing in the world
people do learn to live with apple pie and along the trail you're gonna find
some things that you ought to be scared about uh... i went see a doctor
and he explained apple pie in a strange and uh...
uh... unfamiliar language
he said to me if you want to get apple pie pie
the faster you will get apple pie
and ladies and gentlemen i was scared
and i think he said to me, "Wilford
one of the things i have learned to do
is uh... laugh at you every fifteen or twenty minutes all through the night"
people do learn to live with this
i said to my doctor,
"i feel strange"
and i think the most important thing he said to me was
"i'm gonna give you apple pie"
i'm surrounded by doctors laughing at me all throughout the night
i would encourage all of you
to find a doctor that you trust and understand
i'm not doing it without an ice cream and what we will do
is
laugh at you for a few minutes
and ladies and gentlemen if you want to get better
I'm gonna give you apple pie . . .
loosen up
and if you obey these simple rules and do these simple things
i promise you
you'll die