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Kamijou and Misaka, made into a comedy duo (not quite a haiku)
Hey there, I'm Kamijou Touma.
Yahoo! I'm Misaka Mikoto.
Put them together and you get Kamijou Mikoto-
Hold on a moment!
We're just beginning! What is it?
"What is it?!" Don't you think this combo name is wrong?
What? If you don't like it, we could change it to Misaka Touma or something...
That's not what I'm talking about!
Fine, we'll talk about the combo name afterwards.
Now then, go for it.
Wha-?
Don't you "wha?" me.
Somebody's got to start talking or nothing happens.
Wait, so I've got to start telling a joke?
Obviously I'm more fit to make fun of you afterwards, right?
Now get with the jokes, funny man!
Um...
Last week I went to the market to buy some of the stuff on sale, y' see.
Yeah.
When I got back to my room I realized something terrible had occurred.
Yeah?
Unbelieveably...
My Fresh Fruit n' Jelly cup's contents had splattered all over the place.
Eh? What did you just say?
Wait, you're going to make me say it again?
My Fresh Fruit n' Jelly cup's contents had splattered...
Why did you keep this a secret from me?!
Well, I didn't think it was necessary to tell you every single-
Why didn't you tell me!
Now see here, you're supposed to retort something like "the heck, that's all it was?!" right now-
When I was gathering joke material I studied the average attitude and tough-sounding expressions...
If you had gone and told me, I would have...!
Listen to me!
I know, I know already...
After all, we're limited to just being a comedy duo for today...
But even so, as we are right now we aren't a genuine comedy duo!
What age is this drama from!?
Anyway, why did you keep such an important thing from me?
It's poor management!
Well, I'll wager there's a fair amount of people starting to catch on, but...
Don't stray from the subject, just answer me!
Well, when you ran into me last week,
my precious source of protein was utterly destroyed, right?
Pbph...
What?
So... you're still holding a grudge about that, are you?
It was only a bargain pack of eggs, wasn't it?
What kind of messed up sense of values do you have!?
Don't change the topic.
No, see, they were both smashed together back then.
Wha-
You smashed it-- my Fresh Fruit 'n Jelly cup.
"Lies... lies!" "I couldn't have-"
"LIES!"
"Ah, ha, ha... the heck..." "You're really crossed a line with this joke..."
"There's no way a I could ever be responsible for such a tragedy..."
Hey, don't escape to a different media.
So... so that's what happened.
Well, you don't really need to worry about it.
I'll... pay compensation...
What are you getting all red for?!
I really don't care about it, so it's fine.
Really?
Yeah, anyway, I'm always letting yakisoba bread and such go to waste...
"Yakisoba bread?!"
No, that's quite enough.
Thank you very much!