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Omg, It’s Alice, the most popular girl in school.
Guys! Alice is sitting over there studying alone
Omg, she's so pretty.
Wow she looks really good today, I think that's a new scarf.
All right guys, I've decided.
Today is the day we are going to talk to her and become friends.
I’m tired of sitting here thinking about being popular when we could be over there sitting next to her, being popular. I'm going to go talk to her.
Wait, why do you get to talk to her?
We know you aren’t good at talking.
You’re just bluffing.
Tiffany's got a point.
I have the most skill in the art of conversation.
It should be me.
What? You know I talk the “goodest”.
Step aside ladies.
I’ll give her 30 seconds, she’ll fall on her face then I'll go save her.
Twenty-five.
Are you okay?
Oh, Alice. It's nice to see you. ...
Hey, I read that book you’re reading.
I like your scarf. The material looks really soft.
24. What the hell was that?
What? We had a nice conversation. Good luck topping that.
You just petted her for like 500 years. You treated her like a cat.
Like a soft cat. What's the problem?
Ok. I'm going to see if I can fix your mess.
What do you mean?
Hey, no petting.
I'm confused. We really hit it off.
All right. Let me try. I'm going to go.
Ok I still don't get it. She's already thinks we’re best friends.
Yo.
Yes?
Uh - um hey Alice, I'm Ashley.
Pretty much the second most awesome person in the room right now.
Hey lucky me.
I know right? Want to know who's the first most awesome?
Who?
Hey Alice I ..uh.. I'm sorry I'm just being dumb.
To be honest I really think you're something.
And just being here sitting next to you is making me nervous.
I like your earrings. They make your earlobes look nice.
I was actually thinking about getting earrings myself.
Oh yeah?
I was kind of afraid it would hurt too much.
Oh. It actually doesn't hurt--
I'm sorry! I was talking. Excuse you.
She doesn't like my stories!
Listen, here's your first problem.
You can't only talk about yourself.
Did she bring me up?
You have to talk about her.
You have to let her know you're interested in who she is.
Did she catch amnesia?
I've been generous. You two both had your chances.
Thank you Bonnie, thank you Ashley, you set the bar unfairly low.
Hi Alice. I'm Tiffany. We have English together.
Oh yeah I remember you
Yeah, I sit a few rows behind you.
Isn't Teacher Ken such a jerk sometimes?
Why? Is he mean to you?
Did he do something to you?
I can get him fired. I can do that.
I'd do anything.
No, I just didn't get that “A” I wanted on the last quiz.
Really? But you're so smart. I can help you proofread.
I could go to your place.
8868 Durant Street, right? That's where you live?
How did you -
I drew you!
It's just the back of your head because that's all I see every day.
Look see I took some creative liberties with this one.
It's a bow.
Oh. That's nice.
Thanks.
I like your earrings. They go well with your hair.
Hm. Your hair looks different today. It looks different from the lock that I have.
You have a lock of her hair?!
You don't?!
NO. How?!
I used to sit right behind her.
Couldn't waste a good opportunity.
Teacher Ken is such a jerk.
Alice totally gets me.
Well I think you just ruined any chance you have to be friends with every other girl in this school.
I think she misses me.
Something doesn't make sense though. I mean we're cool people, right?
Yeah
And you know what? Tiffany you're quite the catch.
I am! You are too.
Thank you!
And Bonnie, no girl would not want you in her group.
I mostly agree with that.
You know what. Alice's the one who's got it all messed up.
All messed up.
We shouldn't let her get away with it. We should tell her.
All messed up.
Bonnie!
All right Alice what gives.
We're awesome people.
And we could like treat you sweet and like hold your books and braid your hair anytime you know.
So why can’t we be in/part of your group?
You're right.
I know you three are very uhhhh special people...
but you know I just like people who play video games.
Well uh I also like musicians...
Ummm...really. okay I just like people who teach Decals.
Ahhh dangit.
Aw man, why didn't we think of that I knew we should have learned that.
Hey Alice I'm making a video right now want to help?
Yeah that sounds like fun! Aww, we should be best friends.
Cool.