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It's the year 2258,
Darwin City has become a bustling metropolis.
But with big cities, come big crime.
My name is Sergeant Edward Kelly of the DCP, Outpost 9...
...and this is just one of my stories.
Sergeant, come in sergeant! This is Constable Shields.
I've sighted the outlaws in sector 346...
...in pursuit, requesting immediate backup.
I'm on my way.
Attention! Attention!
Officer down! Need immediate backup! Atten... [static]
[Sparks]
Shoot that coppa!
No! Noo!!
Bloody hate coppas, grab his gun.
What do you think I'm doing ***?
Ah ***...
Activate loudspeaker.
This is Sergeant Edward Kelly from the DCP, Wild Bruce is dead.
Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands up!
Go screw yourself coppa!!
Don't make me come over there and shoot you in the face!
Piece of ***...
Oh ***...
Bugga!
I know you're in there Choppa!
[Heart beat]
Don't even think about it buddy.
Call me a medic! I think you pierced my lung.
Sorry about that, I was aiming for your face! Haha
You're such an ***.
Mate, the only *** you should worry about is your own,
because you're going straight to the Doug Owston Correctional Centre.
Headquarters, come in headquarters.
Shazza from headquarters here, how can I help you?
Yeah I got one dead officer K.I.A, one dead perpetrator,
and the other one is whinging at me.
I'm bleeding out here!
Alright first aid? Hold on.
Applying pressure to the wound. [gargle]
Can I get a medical emergency evacuation please?
It's always a bad day when an officer goes home with a toe-tag.
But that's just how it is in Darwin city, we're Territory tough,
and the toughest one of them all, is justice.
[music]
Slippery gypsy hehe
Get out of the road butterfly, you'll get run over!
Backup! Officer! Attention! Haha
Haha, just joking.
!@#$, I just hit a wombat! Haha
Haha, you can't laugh!
...a bug just flew up my nose.
You got sand in your *** crack.
I wouldn't have it any other way!
The only thing is, you were smiling this entire time, haha.
Haha! Too much legs.
This is sergeant...!@#$. Haha.
Bruce is dead, now come out with your weapon... weapon? haha
...I'll shoot you in the face!
Activate loud speaker... !@#$ I forgot haha.
Ah, a stick went right in my eye, haha.
You want something like this?
Ahh ***, hehe.
Look around, you see him, he tries to shoot you, now! Haha
Ew, that's disgusting
Yeah I got one dead soldier... soldier?
Crotch blood!