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Hi guys it's Jordan. And Mia. And Steve. Steve's our special guest today. Today we are going
to do part two to 'Let's Talk Boys' except we're going to do Let's Talk Girls. So we're
going to go through the same subjects and just give our opinions on them. Keep watching.
Girls are dumb. Keep watching. Okay so, the ideal girl. A *** lady, she got a big ole
butt. Blonde. So that's the stereotype. For us. And she's tall. She's tall too. Everybody
has their own ideal. And she wear five inch heels everywhere. Some people like the big
ole girls, some people like little skinny twigs.Kay, now what's yours? Personally, I'm
a fan of girls that are kind of my size. I don't want a girl that's too short or way
too tall, it's weird. You know I'm 6'2" so I don't have to worry about tall girls. Uh,
hopefully someone who's not a ***, that kind of factors in there so; my size, not
a ***. So that's the ideal girl to Steve. Alright and then some just characteristics
of good girls. A good girl, like a? Not necessarily a good girl. Like a bad girl? If that's what
you think a good girl is. No, but. Like a girl that would be a good fit for you. A girl
that I would like always has that good personality, always wants to do stuff with you. Just kind
of a close girl not too far away but not too clingy. Um, looks definitely help but it's
not you know. It's a plus . It brings you in, it brings you there but when you're close
to them then it's the personality that actually seals it. Right because looks is what you
notice first. Obviously if there is no physical attraction then you're not going to get to
know them. There's no desire. Humor is big. Really girly girls over girls that dress like
men. Humor just gets rid of all the awkward pauses. Yeah. Cuz Mia has a lot of awkward
pauses. Turn on's. Turn on's. Make me a sandwich. Make Steve a sandwich. Do it. Sandwich making.
If you can make a good sandwich, you have the key to every mans heart. I think that's
good for like a guy too, if you can pull your own weight. Cuz I am always hungry. He really
is. And free food from somebody I like is fantastic. Beauty definitely helps that's
kind of a turn on. Uh, like being kind of a classy lady but with that little bit of
extra something. Not a ***. Well you can be a *** but there is a time and a place.
No. Yeah. Flirty. I don't mean *** like you go and sleep with thirteen dudes. But that's
me you know. You don't count as thirteen dudes. Oh no. Steve is thirteen guys. Thirteen in
one. We can put it that way. Alright things you don't like in girls. Don't fart in my
face. That's how pink eye is spread. Uh, burping is kind of okay to me. Some people don't like
it that's not really a huge turn off. Yeah. I don't like them snooty ***. Don't act
like you're the ***. You're not too good for anybody. It's okay to be a snooty ***
if you're a dude. Or like really stupid people. Wow. Not cute. This ***, this *** isn't
cute. Girls that do this dumb *** with all their hands, no no. Every time they're yelling
they got to clap. What are you doing? Every syllable right? Steve's a jerk. He wont be
back. Okay so turn offs. Didn't we just do that. Like a big mole on your face and it
grows hair. Okay, if there's a mole on your face. If it grows hair shave it. Um. Stinky
feet. That's disgusting.That's kind of a problem. Wash yo feet. Gross, and put deodorant on
and shower. I hate liars. Don't be two faced. Yeah, don't be fake. Frienemy, it's girl code.
Girl Code is trademarked. This Girl Code stuff is redonkulous. I think. I'm getting really
butthurt over all of this. Any final remarks? On girls, um, most of them are good. There's
some bad ones. Chilling with no man. Like Mia. Hit Mia up. No Mia is not cool. Steve
thinks. Uh, I will rate females a seven out of ten. On average not on looks I just mean
on average. I would say it's a must rent. Yeah you should probably go check it out.
Yeah that's my verdict, that's my review. Alright guys. Take it or leave it. Thanks
for watching. Comment if you want Steve back. Thumbs up if you like Steve in our videos.
Comment if you have things to do with Steve. And if you thumbs down I disown you. That's
not a bad thing. Alright guys so we'll talk to you next time. Peace a lay broha. Holla
at ya lata brace face.