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[both gasp]
>> ON THIS EPISODE OF
TIA & TAMERA...
>> DAMN, GINA!
>> THIS IS HIS FIRST PARTY!
THERE'S GONNA BE A TACO TRUCK,
A PETTING ZOO, A SNOW CONE
TRUCK.
>> YOU'RE TAKING IT TO A WHOLE
NOTHER LEVEL.
>> CREE IS ONLY GONNA HAVE A FEW
BIG BIRTHDAYS.
1, 16, 21.
>> OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU NUTS?
>> MILANO HAS BEEN ACTING UP A
BIT.
>> HE'S GETTING KIND OF OLD.
HAVE YOU TAKEN HIM TO THE VET?
>> WELL, I HAVE BAD NEWS.
>> OH, NO.
>> DID YOU GET THE INVITATION?
>> NO, ACTUALLY, TIA, IT'S IN MY
SPAM FOLDER.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY PEOPLE
HAVEN'T RSVP'D.
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW
THAT CREE'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY
PARTY.
>> WELL, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
>> LET'S PRACTICE BLOWING.
[blows]
>> [whimpers]
>> OKAY, YOUR TURN.
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB!
WE ARE PRACTICING BLOWING FOR
HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE, FOR HIS FIRST
PARTY, RIGHT, CREE-CREE?
>> GOOD BOY.
>> CREE IS TURNING ONE.
I CANNOT WAIT TO CELEBRATE WITH
THIS HUGE PARTY.
IT HAS TO BE BIG, IT HAS TO BE
WONDERFUL, AND HE REALLY,
REALLY HAS TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
>> [coos]
>> THIS IS OUR TO-DO LIST.
>> OKAY.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> OH, I SEE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
>> [grunts]
>> OH, YOU WANT IT BACK?
>> DO YOU WANT BALLOONS?
>> [coos]
>> OKAY.
CLOWNS, BIRTHDAY CAKE--YOU WANT
FOOD TRUCKS?
>> FOOD TRUCKS?
>> YES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE FOOD
TRUCKS.
>> YOU'RE DOING A LOT FOR A
ONE-YEAR-OLD PARTY.
>> IT'S A HUGE CELEBRATION,
TAMI.
REMEMBER WHEN WE TURNED 21?
>> TIA.
>> WE HAD THAT HUGE PARTY.
>> [laughs]
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
LOOK AT THIS.
DO YOU SEE HIM LAUGHING?
CREE.
>> JUST REMEMBER, TIA, THIS IS
HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND
HE'S GONNA LOVE YOU EVEN IF ONE
PERSON SHOWS UP AND THERE'S
JUST PIZZA.
>> OH, AND, UH, I HAVE TO MAKE
SURE THAT ALL OF THE INVITATIONS
HAVE GONE OUT TO ALL OF THE
GUESTS BECAUSE--
>> ARE YOU OVERWHELMED AT ALL?
>> NO, I JUST WANT THE BEST
PARTY EVER FOR CREE.
>> CREE, WHAT'S GOING ON, HOMEY?
>> WHERE'S YOUR STINKY FEET?
>> SHOW ME YOUR STINKY FEET!
>> SHOW ME YOUR STINKY FEET.
>> OH, I CAN'T LIFT THAT UP.
SHOW ME YOUR STINKY FEET.
>> NO, TAMERA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DO THAT.
>> ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY
BUNION?
TIA!
NO, DO NOT DRAW ON MY BUNION.
IF YOU'RE DOWN THERE, YOU WANNA
MASSAGE IT?
>> YEAH, I CAN MASSAGE YOUR
BUNION.
>> GOSH, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
>> YOUR BUNION NEEDS A NAME.
HOW 'BOUT WE NAME HIM BERNIE?
>> BERNIE THE BUNION?
>> BERNIE THE BUNION.
>> I LIKE THAT.
THAT'S THE BEST MY BUNION HAS
EVER FELT.
>> REALLY?
DOES BERNIE HAVE A TWIN?
>> BERNIE HAS A TWIN, AND HIS
NAME IS BOB.
BOB IS NOT AS BAD AS BERNIE.
[laughter]
MILANO!
THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
EAT-EAT.
MILANO, YOU'RE NOT EATING.
DID YOU JUST PEE?
MILANO, YOU'RE STICKING YOUR
TAIL IN IT.
EVER SINCE I RETURNED FROM
SHOOTING MY MOVIE IN
NEW ORLEANS, MILANO HAS BEEN
ACTING REALLY STRANGE.
MILANO, NO.
HE HAS PEED ON MY COUCH TWICE...
DANG IT.
AND HE NEVER DOES THAT.
THIS IS A NO-NO.
BAD DOG!
BAD DOG.
MILANO.
>> SO WHY ARE WE GOING BOWLING?
>> TIA, TO GET YOU OUT OF THE
HOUSE AND PLAYING WITH PEOPLE
YOUR OWN AGE.
EVER SINCE TIA DECIDED THAT
SHE'S NOT RETURNING TO THE GAME,
SHE HAS BEEN OBSESSED WITH
PLANNING CREE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
>> HI, GIRL!
>> both: HI!
>> SO I PLANNED A LITTLE GIRLS'
NIGHT TO DISTRACT HER FROM
CREE'S PARTY, PLUS I HAVE SOME
BIG NEWS TO SHARE.
[indistinct chatter]
>> WOW, CHERI!
>> I JUST THROW IT HARD.
I MEAN, REALLY, I SWEAR.
[indistinct chatter]
>> WOW, LOOK AT AN, TIA!
WHOO!
[cheering]
>> TIA?
>> WHAT?
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO BOWL?
>> NO.
OH, DAMN!
DAMN!
DAMN, GINA!
[laughter]
>> IT'S MY TURN.
>> ALL RIGHT.
DO IT TWICE.
>> OKAY, AND THERE'S THE BALL.
>> TAMERA, PUT YOUR HIPS INTO
IT!
>> PUT MY HIPS INTO IT.
>> GET IT! GET IT, GIRL!
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> WHOO!
>> [meows]
[laughter]
>> YAY.
>> OH, IT'S GOIN' DOWN!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> IT'S GONNA BE A STRIKE!
[overlapping chatter]
>> WHOO!
>> YEAH!
[cheers and laughter]
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> I HAVE A LITTLE GIFT FOR MY
SISTER.
>> AW.
>> ME?
>> YEP.
I HAVE A LITTLE GIFT FOR CREE.
>> OH, MY GOD!
THAT'S SO CUTE!
>> ISN'T THIS CUTE?
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> SO THIS IS FOR MY NEPHEW.
>> OH.
>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO
ADORABLE.
>> IT'S AN EARLY BIRTHDAY
PRESENT FOR CREE, AND THIS IS
FOR YOUR NEPHEW.
>> OH, MY GOD!
[cheers and applause]
>> WE'RE HAVING A BOY.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> I AM SO HAPPY TO SHARE THIS
AMAZING MOMENT WITH MY SISTER
AND MY FRIENDS.
I JUST HAD MY SONOGRAM THE OTHER
DAY, AND I COULDN'T KEEP IT IN
ANY LONGER.
HOW CUTE IS THIS, TIA?
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO CUTE.
>> THEY BOTH WEAR IT, YEAH.
>> I AM SO EXCITED THAT TAMERA
IS HAVING A BOY.
NEXT YEAR, CREE WILL BE GOING
TO MY NEPHEW'S FIRST BIRTHDAY
PARTY.
YAY!
SO, TIA, IT'LL BE COUSIN,
COUSIN.
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO COOL.
>> I LOVE THIS PLACE.
>> YEAH, IT'S REALLY NICE AT
NIGHT, TOO.
>> YEAH.
>> AND THEY HAVE, LIKE, MUSIC.
SO WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY
FUNNY?
>> WHAT?
>> I CAN'T CROSS MY LEGS
ANYMORE.
[groans]
>> WOW, TAMERA.
>> THERE WE GO.
>> CAN YOU STILL SEE YOUR
VA-JAY-JAY?
>> TIA!
>> [chuckles]
>> THANK YOU FOR THAT VISUAL.
>> I'M HUNGRY.
>> ME TOO.
>> DO YOU LIKE MY GLASSES?
>> TRES CHIC.
>> REALLY?
>> VERY.
>> YOU LOOK NOT CLEAR, BUT THEN
WHEN I DO THIS, IT'S LIKE HD.
>> HOW DO I LOOK IN HD?
>> FABULOUS, HONEY.
FABULOUS.
>> [giggles]
>> YEAH, CREE'S PARTY'S COMING
UP, AND I'M REALLY, REALLY
EXCITED.
OH, MY GOSH, TAMERA.
I WANNA MAKE SURE THAT I HAVE
CREE'S CAKE GLUTEN-FREE.
>> SERIOUS?
>> GLUTEN IS, LIKE, KIND OF
LINKED TO CHALLENGES WITH KIDS,
LIKE, A.D.D., A.D.H.D., AUTISM,
AND CANCER OF THE INTESTINES.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS ALL
CONTROVERSIAL, BUT I DON'T WANNA
TAKE THAT RISK.
I DON'T WANNA BE THAT PARENT
THAT DOESN'T ALLOW HIM TO HAVE,
YOU KNOW, SWEETS AND TREATS.
IT IS A CELEBRATION, SO IF YOU
COULD HAVE A GLUTEN-FREE AND A
GREAT-TASTING CAKE AT THE SAME
TIME, WHY NOT?
>> WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE
THERE WHO WANT A DESSERT BUT
MAY NOT WANT THE GLUTEN-FREE
CAKE 'CAUSE MAYBE THEY DON'T
LIKE THE WAY IT TASTES?
>> WELL, THEN, MY GOAL IS TO
MAKE A GLUTEN-FREE CAKE THAT
TASTES GOOD.
>> YOU'RE GONNA BAKE THE CAKE?
>> YES.
>> CAN I HELP YOU?
>> YEAH! OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE THE BAKER!
>> YEAH, I LOVE TO BAKE.
I'VE JUST--I'VE NEVER BAKED A
GLUTEN-FREE CAKE.
>> I'VE NEVER BAKED A CAKE.
>> IT IS SO TIA TO WANT TO SERVE
50 PEOPLE A GLUTEN-FREE BIRTHDAY
CAKE.
I KNOW SHE IS A HEALTH NUT, BUT
THIS IS A PAR-TAY!
NOT EVERYBODY IS GONNA EAT
GLUTEN-FREE CAKE!
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,
AND IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.
>> OKAY.
>> FOR TEN YEARS, MILANO HAS
NEVER PEED ON THE COUCH.
TIA, HE PEED ON THE COUCH THREE
TIMES.
>> [gasps]
>> I THINK MAYBE BECAUSE I WAS
AWAY, AND THAT'S THE LONGEST
MILANO HAS EVER BEEN IN, LIKE,
DOGGY DAY CARE.
>> HE IS GETTING A LITTLE OLD,
TAMERA.
DOESN'T HE HAVE ARTHRITIS?
>> HE DOES.
MAYBE HE HAS ARTHRITIS OF THE
BLADDER.
>> ARTHRITIS IS IN THE BONES.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S NO BONES
IN A BLADDER.
>> I'M BLAMING THAT ON THE
PREGNANCY BRAIN.
>> IT'S MUSCLE.
>> WE'RE MOVING ON FROM THAT.
>> SO THE MAIN THING IS TO GET
HIM A REALLY CUTE OUTFIT THAT'S
SAYING, "I'M ONE AND I'M NOT A
BABY ANYMORE."
THIS STORE IS SO CUTE.
OUR FEET WERE TINY LIKE THIS
BEFORE.
ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
FOR SOME REASON, THIS SAYS,
LIKE, BIG BOY, LIKE...
>> YEAH.
>> "I'M ONE," RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> THIS IS SO ADORABLE.
ALL RIGHT, ALEENA, SO THIS
THING IS KIND OF COMING ALONG.
WE ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS, AND
NOBODY HAS RSVP'D.
DID YOU GET THE INVITATION AT--
>> NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
>> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE
INVITATION?
>> NO.
>> I SENT IT, LIKE, MAYBE TWO OR
THREE WEEKS AGO.
>> YOU SENT IT IN THE MAIL, OR
HOW DID--
>> NO, OVER THE INTERNET.
I HAD SEEN SO MANY PEOPLE DOING
THAT, AND IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS
QUICK AND EASY.
BUT YOU DIDN'T GET IT?
>> NO, ACTUALLY, TIA, IT'S IN MY
SPAM FOLDER.
>> OH, MY GOD.
SO THAT'S PROBABLY WHY PEOPLE
HAVEN'T RSVP'D, BECAUSE THE
INVITATIONS HAVE BEEN SENT TO
SPAM.
>> MM-HMM.
>> NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW
THAT CREE'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY
PARTY THIS WEEKEND.
[groans] NO WONDER.
IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE, 'CAUSE
I'M LIKE, "NOBODY'S EVEN CALLED
ME.
NOBODY'S EVEN SAID ANYTHING,"
AND I'M JUST THINKING, "YOU
KNOW, THEY'LL JUST KIND OF SHOW
UP," BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT HIS PARTY?
OH, MY GOD.
COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I DID ALL
OF THIS, AND NO ONE SHOWS UP FOR
CREE'S PARTY?
>> HOW'S THE PARTY PLANNING
COMING?
>> UM, DID YOU GET THE INVITE?
WAS IT IN SPAM?
>> YEAH.
THE HUBBY SENT IT TO ME 'CAUSE
HE GOT IT OUT OF SPAM, AND THEN
HE SENT IT TO ME.
>> SEE? PERFECT.
THIS IS WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING.
MY FEAR IS JUST NOBODY'S GONNA
SHOW UP.
KAM IS A FRIEND OF MINE, AND
SHE'S JUST CONFIRMED MY WORST
FEARS.
SHE DIDN'T GET AN INVITATION
EITHER.
NOW I NEED TO CALL EVERY SINGLE
PERSON THAT I INVITED BECAUSE I
WANNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS PARTY
IS AMAZING.
THERE IS GONNA BE A TACO TRUCK.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> A SNOW CONE TRUCK!
>> OH, MY GOSH.
OKAY, TIA, YOU'RE TAKING IT TO
A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.
>> OKAY, WAIT--WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.
A PETTING ZOO.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I'M SO EXCIT--SEE, BUT THAT'S
WHAT I'M TALK--I'M GETTING MORE
EXCITED THAN, LIKE, THE KIDS.
>> I'VE BEEN GETTING A LITTLE
SLACK.
I'M LIKE, "THIS IS HIS FIRST
PARTY."
>> HELLO? THAT'S A BIG DEAL.
>> THANK YOU.
HE'S ONE NOW, AND--
>> OH, I GET IT.
>> YEAH.
>> I SPENT $200 ON HIS BIRTHDAY
CAKE ALONE...
>> [gasps]
>> FOR HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY.
>> OH, MY GOD.
I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A
GLUTEN-FREE CAKE.
>> AWESOME!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH. YEAH, FOR--YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
NOBODY WOULD KNOW.
>> I TOLD MY SISTER ABOUT A
GLUTEN-FREE CAKE, AND SHE WAS
LIKE, "AAH! THAT'S NASTY!
OH, MY GOD, TIA!"
>> WELL, SEE, THAT'S THE THING,
LIKE, PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE IT
STILL TASTES GOOD.
>> YEAH.
>> I JUST THINK IT'S A GOOD
THING TO DO.
WE ALL EAT GLUTEN-FREE--
>> GLUTEN-FREE, OKAY.
SOMEBODY WHO GETS IT.
>> COME ON, MILANO.
LET'S GO.
MILANO HAS BEEN ACTING UP AT
HOME.
HE PEED ON MY COUCH, AND THEN
HE PEED ON THE RUG, BUT, LIKE,
A LOT.
>> THE FANCY RUG?
>> THE FANCY RUG.
>> SO WE'RE GETTING HIM A TOY?
[toy squeaks]
>> WHAT IS THIS?
OKAY, SO--
>> ISN'T THIS LIKE YOU'RE
REWARDING HIM FOR PEEING ALL
OVER YOUR HOUSE?
>> NO.
IF ANYTHING, I'M THINKING MAYBE
BECAUSE I WAS GONE, I HADN'T
REALLY BEEN GIVING HIM ENOUGH
ATTENTION, SO WHAT I'M THINKING
IS MAYBE HE NEEDS A NEW TOY SO
WE CAN--WE CAN PLAY.
MILANO!
[squeaks toy]
WHAT'S THIS?
GO GET IT!
LET'S SEE IF HE PICKS IT UP.
>> HAVE YOU TAKEN HIM TO THE
VET TO SEE IF SOMETHING'S
GOING ON?
MY DOG GOT OLD AND, LIKE, HE
HAD--HE ENDED UP GETTING AN
ANEURYSM OR SOMETHING IN HIS
BRAIN...
>> REALLY?
>> AND HE STARTED ACTING REALLY
WEIRD, LIKE, COMPLETELY OUT OF
CHARACTER, AND WE HAD NO IDEA,
AND WE DIDN'T TAKE HIM TO THE
VET, AND HE ENDED UP GROWLING
AND ATTACKING MY DAD.
MAKE SURE YOU TAKE HIM TO THE
VET, PLEASE.
WILL YOU PROMISE?
>> OKAY.
>> I WANNA MAKE SURE NOTHING IS
WRONG WITH MILANO.
>> JUST RULE THAT OUT.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
HEARING ANDREA'S STORY JUST
MAKES MY HEART SINK.
IT HAS NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT
MILANO MIGHT HAVE A HEALTH
PROBLEM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
>> HEY, THIS IS TIA CALLING.
I'M CALLING FOR CREE'S PARTY.
UM, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU GOT HIS INVITE.
UM, SO YOU CAN--
>> HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
>> OH, IT'S I--HOLD ON.
>> WHO YOU ON THE PHONE WITH?
>> I'M LEAVING A MESSAGE.
>> WHY IS YOUR LIPSTICK, LIKE,
UP BY YOUR NOSE?
>> IT IS?
>> YES.
>> REALLY?
>> [laughs]
>> WAIT! FIX IT, HOSEA.
>> NO, I CAN'T!
I AIN'T NO, UM, MAKEUP ARTIST.
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN HOSEA SINCE I
DECIDED NOT TO GO BACK TO THE
SHOW, BUT I ASKED HIM TO COME
OVER TODAY BECAUSE I JUST WANTED
TO JUST CATCH UP, AND I WANTED
TO ASK IF HE WAS COMING TO
CREE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
REMEMBER I CALLED YOU THE
OTHER DAY, AND YOU SAID THAT YOU
DIDN'T GET HIS INVITATION?
>> MM-HM.
>> EVERYBODY HAS BEEN TELLING ME
THE SAME THING.
I HAD EMAILED ALL OF THE INVITES
OUT AND NOBODY GOT THEM.
>> MM.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL
EVERYBODY?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST DOING.
AND BY THE WAY, ARE YOU COMING?
>> POSSIBLY.
TRYING TO SEE IF I CAN BORROW A
BABY BY SATURDAY.
>> SEE IF YOU CAN BORROW A BABY
BY SATURDAY?
>> YEAH, SO I CAN GO.
I FEEL AWKWARD BEING AT A BABY'S
PARTY AND NOT HAVE KIDS.
>> BUT THIS IS YOUR FRIEND.
♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO ♪
HASN'T HE CHANGED?
>> YEAH, HE'S A LITTLE MAN NOW.
>> HE WANTS TO WALK, AND HE JUST
WANTS TO DO EVERYTHING.
WAIT, BUT SO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THE PARTY.
SO I'M HAVING FACE PAINTING.
THERE'S GONNA BE FOOD TRUCKS
THERE.
THERE'S GONNA BE A TACO TRUCK,
A POPCORN TRUCK, A SNOW CONE
CART, AND THERE'S GONNA BE, UM,
A STATION WHERE KIDS CAN MAKE,
UH, LIKE, CRAFTY THINGS.
>> BUT WHY ARE YOU DOING SUCH A
BIG PARTY FOR A ONE-YEAR-OLD?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.
>> CREE IS ONLY GONNA HAVE A FEW
BIG BIRTHDAYS: 1, 16, 21, 30,
50, OR WHATEVER, BUT WHEN HE--
>> OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU NUTS?
I THINK FIVE IS A BIG
CELEBRATION.
ONE IS--YOU JUST HAD HIM...
>> NO.
>> A YEAR AGO.
>> THAT'S HIS--YEAH, BUT THAT'S
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT.
>> NO, THAT'S WHAT'S SO BAD
ABOUT IT.
HE'S NOT GONNA REMEMBER IT.
IF HE WAS FIVE, HE'D KNOW THE
PEOPLE.
HE'D UNDERSTAND IT.
HE KNOWS WHERE THE CAKE IS.
HE'S ALL ABOUT--
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT HE
DOESN'T KNOW?
>> 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T!
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> IS HE A GENIUS?
>> WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
>> HE AIN'T NO GENIUS.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, HOSEA.
>> CAN HE SPELL?
>> NO.
>> OKAY, HE AIN'T A GENIUS.
>> HE CAN SAY "MILK" IN SIGN
LANGUAGE.
SEE? "MILK."
[laughs]
>> SEE, THAT'S THE THING ABOUT
PARENTING A KID.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET, OKAY?
[laughter]
>> THE ONLY THING I'M UNSURE
ABOUT IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO FOR
THE ENTERTAINMENT.
>> HAVING A BAND?
>> I'M HAVING--[laughs]
[laughter]
>> 'CAUSE THEN I'M REALLY GONNA
KNOW YOU'RE NUTS.
>> I'M NOT HAVING A BAND, BUT--
>> I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.
WHO'S COMING? U2?
>> NO, I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
>> WHO'S COMING, HUH?
YOU MAY AS WELL BE ON
"THE HOUSEWIVES OF SOMETHING."
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I BET YOU YOU HATIN'.
>> LET ME JUST TELL YOU--
>> YOU HATIN' 'CAUSE YOU WISH
YOU HAD A PARTY LIKE THIS.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU COULD BE WASTING YOUR MONEY,
ESPECIALLY IF NOBODY'S RSVP-ING.
>> [cries]
>> HOSEA, YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL,
LIKE, GUILTY.
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> 'CAUSE IT'S OVER THE TOP.
IT'S TOO MUCH FOR A
ONE-YEAR-OLD.
IT'S A MOMENT--
>> CLEARLY, YOU HAVE NO KIDS.
>> YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOU.
YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOU.
IT'S JUST LIKE A WEDDING.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> WELL, I HOPE PEOPLE SHOW UP.
AND IT'S NOT JUST YOU AND HIM
AND CORY WITH Y'ALL ANIMALS AND
Y'ALL SNOW CONES AND Y'ALL
CLOWNS.
>> AT LEAST WE HAVE EACH OTHER.
>> EXACTLY, AND YOU COULD HAD IT
HERE, HAD EACH OTHER, AND SAVED
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
>> I DON'T GET HOW HOSEA DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND THAT THIS PARTY ISN'T
FOR ME.
IT'S FOR CREE.
I LOVE MY SON, AND I WANT HIM TO
HAVE A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY PARTY.
I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
I'M JUST HOPING PEOPLE SHOW UP,
THAT'S ALL.
>> AND IF THEY DON'T, THEN
HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL HAVE LEARNED
YOUR LESSON.
>> COME ON, LET'S GO, MILANO.
LET'S GO.
I JUST WANNA CHECKUP ON
MILANO'S BLADDER BECAUSE HE'S
BEEN PEEING A LOT.
>> YOU GUYS WANNA FOLLOW ME INTO
ROOM ONE?
>> SURE.
COME ON, MILANO, LET'S GO.
ANDREA SUCCESSFULLY SCARED THE
BEJESUS OUT OF ME YESTERDAY, SO
I MADE THE FIRST POSSIBLE
APPOINTMENT THAT I COULD WITH MY
VET.
I JUST HOPE WE CAN GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
HIM.
>> HI, MILANO!
>> HI!
>> HI, BUDDY.
>> HIS ARTHRITIS IS DOING REALLY
WELL.
>> GOOD.
>> BUT THE MAIN THING IS, IS
HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY STRANGE.
>> WHAT'S HE DOING?
>> HE'S PEEING EVERYWHERE IN
PLACES THAT HE'S NEVER PEED
BEFORE, SO I HAVE MY THEORIES,
YOU KNOW.
I WAS AWAY...
>> OKAY.
>> AND, UM, I TOOK HIM TO A
DOGGY DAY CARE, SO I THOUGHT
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
HE WAS FREAKED OUT A LITTLE BIT,
BUT USUALLY, HE'S FINE WHEN
I COME BACK.
>> WOW.
>> YEAH.
>> I THINK THE FIRST THING WE
TRY TO DO IS MAKE SURE THAT IT'S
NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> UM, YOU KNOW, DISEASES LIKE
DIABETES, KIDNEY DISEASE,
SOMETIMES LIVER PROBLEMS WILL DO
THAT.
SO, UM...
SO, YEAH, LET ME TAKE HIM
BACK...
>> OKAY.
>> AND I'LL KNOW IN TEN MINUTES
WHAT'S GOING ON.
>> OKAY.
BYE, MILANO.
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> OKAY.
>> BYE, MILANO.
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> OKAY.
I BROUGHT MILANO TO THE VET
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN ACTING STRANGE
FOR A WHILE.
NOW I'M HEARING MILANO MAY HAVE
DIABETES OR LIVER PROBLEMS.
IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.
>> HERE WE COME.
>> OKAY.
[chuckles]
HI, BUDDY.
>> WELL, I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND
BAD NEWS.
>> OH, NO.
>> WHEN THEY URINATE
INAPPROPRIATELY, IT'S EITHER
MEDICAL OR BEHAVIORAL.
FRANKLY, YOU WANT IT TO BE A
MEDICAL PROBLEM, RIGHT?
'CAUSE THAT'S EASIER TO TREAT.
>> YEAH.
>> AT LEAST THERE'S A KNOWN FIX
FOR THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> THE BAD NEWS IS, THERE'S
NOTHING MEDICALLY WRONG WITH HIS
URINE.
THERE'S NO BLOOD IN HIS URINE.
THE pH IS NORMAL.
>> MM-HMM.
>> SO, UNFORTUNATELY, HE COULD
HAVE SOME KIND OF ANXIETY.
>> SO WOULD THAT AFFECT HIS
BLADDER, THOUGH, THAT?
>> ANYTHING THAT AFFECTS HIS
PSYCHE WILL AFFECT THAT.
>> OKAY.
>> SO THE RE-TRAINING AND--AND
RE-POTTY-TRAINING IS A PRETTY
LABOR-INTENSIVE PROCESS.
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT, MILANO?
YOU'RE FINE, BUDDY.
YOU'RE FINE.
>> SORRY, BUDDY.
YOU WERE REALLY GOOD.
>> I AM SO RELIEVED TO HEAR THAT
MILANO IS HEALTHY, BUT AT THE
SAME TIME, I'M EVEN MORE
CONFUSED.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DR. ADAMS.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
WHAT COULD CAUSE A DOG TO HAVE
ANXIETY?
ALL RIGHT, MILANO.
WOW, SO THIS MARKET HAS
EVERYTHING GLUTEN-FREE?
>> EVERYTHING GLUTEN-FREE AND...
>> OH, WOW.
>> I KNOW TAMERA DOESN'T THINK
I CAN PULL OFF HAVING A
GLUTEN-FREE CAKE, SO WE'RE GONNA
DO A TRIAL RUN BY MAKING
CUPCAKES FIRST.
IF THIS WORKS OUT, I'LL BE
CONFIDENT THAT I CAN MAKE A
GREAT BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR CREE.
HERE IT IS, RIGHT HERE.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY WE NEEDED?
>> GARBANZO AND FAVA BEAN FLOUR.
>> THIS IS FLOUR?
>> UH, I'M...
>> WHY IS THE PREGNANT LADY
HOLDING THE BASKET?
>> GIVE ME THAT, SIS...
>> I'M COMPLETELY JOKING.
I CAN DO IT.
>> OH, GOD, I LOVE THIS PLACE.
>> HERE, PUT IT IN THE BASKET.
>> WAIT, I GOT TO ALWAYS LOOK
AT THE INGREDIENTS.
GARBANZO, FAVA, FAVA BEANS.
THAT'S IT.
SO IT'S CLEAN.
WE ALWAYS SAY CLEAN.
OKAY, WE NEED COCONUT OIL.
OOH, WOW, THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS ARROWROOT.
OH, LET'S GET THE ARROWROOT.
>> BUT I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ARROWROOT IS.
>> ARROWROOT...
DANG, THIS IS A LOT OF MIXING
STUFF.
>> THIS IS GETTING HEAVY.
HERE YOU GO.
>> OH, SISSY, OKAY.
VANILLA FROSTING.
DO THEY HAVE VANILLA FROSTING?
>> I THOUGHT I SAW VANILLA
FROSTING.
>> OKAY.
>> YES.
>> OH, MY GOD, TAMERA, I AM SO
EXCITED.
>> THE ONLY THING, TIA, THIS IS
DAIRY-FREE, EGG-FREE, AND
NUT-FREE.
THAT'S ALL GOOD STUFF.
THAT'S WHAT TASTES GOOD.
>> DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY.
THIS IS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD,
I PROMISE YOU.
POTASSIUM BICARBONATE...
MONOCALCIUM PHOSPATE...
>> [slurping loudly]
>> WE NEED COCONUT FLOUR.
>> HERE'S ALL THE FLOURS RIGHT
HERE.
>> COCONUT FLOUR, YES!
YES, MM, MM, MM, MM, MM.
OKAY, I THINK WE'RE DONE.
I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED TO MAKE
THIS.
FINALLY, SOMETHING THAT I CAN
EAT!
>> OOH...
>> WHAT?
>> THIS FROSTING NEEDS--YOU'RE
NOT ALLERGIC OR ANYTHING TO
BUTTER, ARE YOU?
>> YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE BUTTER
WITH GHEE.
>> GHEE?
>> GHEE HAS NO CHOLESTEROL.
THIS IS ALL COMING FROM A
NATURAL SOURCE.
>> I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I TRY
IT.
LET'S PUT IT IN.
LET'S GO.
>> OKAY.
>> LET'S DO THIS.
>> WE ARE NOW THE BETTY CROCKERS
WITHOUT GLUTEN.
PREHEAT THE OVEN TO 325.
>> OKAY, IN BAKING, IT'S ALL
ABOUT RHYTHM.
>> WE NEED 1 3/4 CUPS OF THE
GARBANZO FAVA BEAN FLOUR.
>> OKAY, TIA, DO YOU HAVE
SCISSORS?
>> SCISSORS?
NO.
I HAVE A KNIFE RIGHT THERE.
WHERE'S THE 3/4?
[gasping]
>> OH!
OH, MY GOD, TAMERA!
NOW THERE'S FLOUR IN THE
APPLESAUCE AND IN THE COCONUT
OIL!
>> REAL FLOUR WOULDN'T HAVE DONE
THAT.
YOU DO IT.
>> LET ME DO IT.
>> TIA, YOU HAVE SOMETHING RIGHT
THERE.
>> I DO?
>> YEAH.
>> LIKE WHAT?
>> IT WAS, LIKE, FLOUR.
>> OH.
THANKS, SIS.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
[banging]
>> YOU DIDN'T GET IT OFF.
>> I DIDN'T?
>> YOU STILL HAVE IT.
[laughs]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAMERA?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> I DID GET IT OFF.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW IF
SOMETHING'S GOOD?
YOU GOT TO TASTE THE MIX.
>> TIA....
>> [gasps]
YAHOO!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THESE IN
HERE.
>> OKAY.
>> SO DO YOU THINK THAT ANYBODY
WILL NOTICE THAT THIS IS
GLUTEN-FREE?
>> I'D HAVE TO TASTE THE FINAL
PRODUCT.
>> OKAY, LET'S GO, LET'S DO IT.
>> VERY IMPRESSED.
>> ALL RIGHT...DOWN THERE'S
GOOD.
I DON'T WANT IT TO BROWN.
[oven beeps]
>> START.
THERE WE GO.
MAYBE I'M WRONG OR MAYBE IT'S
JUST THAT I'M PREGNANT, BUT I AM
GETTING REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
THESE CUPCAKES.
IT SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY
GONNA BE REALLY GOOD.
LOOK, THIS IS THE FINAL PRODUCT.
>> [gasps]
YAY!
>> AND IT SMELLS GOOD.
>> IT DOES?
>> MM-HMM.
>> YES!
>> THIS IS THE MIX.
>> MMM.
>> IS IT OKAY?
>> YES, IT'S REALLY GOOD.
>> LET'S CHEERS TO GLUTEN-FREE
CUPCAKES.
OKAY, READY?
OOH...
>> NO?
>> OH, NO.
>> "OH, NO" LIKE IN "OH, NO"?
>> [muffled] HOLD ON.
LET ME GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE.
>> BE OPEN-MINDED, TAMERA.
>> OKAY.
>> OH, MY GOD, DID IT JUST,
LIKE, BOUNCE?
>> OH, GOD.
[laughter]
I'M GONNA PEE IN MY PANTS.
THIS IS SO BAD.
>> [laughs]
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A
PROFESSIONAL DO IT.
>> REALLY?
>> MM-HMM.
>> YOU DON'T THINK THE KIDS ARE
GONNA LIKE THIS?
>> NO.
>> YOU DON'T THINK CREE'S GONNA
LIKE THIS?
>> MM-MM.
AW, TIA, IT HAS A REALLY, LIKE,
A WEIRD AFTERTASTE.
>> CAN NOTHING FOR THIS PARTY GO
AS PLANNED?
NO ONE GOT THEIR INVITATION,
THEN EVERYONE'S GIVING ME SLACK
FOR THROWING THIS AMAZING PARTY
FOR CREE, AND NOW MY CUPCAKES
TASTE LIKE [bleep].
[giggles]
>> I NEED SOME APPLE JUICE OR
SOMETHING.
>> YEAH.
APPLESAUCE?
>> DO YOU LIKE YOUR SHIRT?
COME ON, BUDDY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
>> TAMERA?
>> HEY, AN.
>> HI, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> MILANO'S DEPRESSED.
AND HE'S STILL ACTING THIS WAY.
>> HE LOOKS SO SAD.
>> I KNOW.
I TOOK HIM TO THE VET.
>> HOW DID IT GO?
>> IN GENERAL, HE'S A VERY
HEALTHY DOG.
HE'S JUST OLD...ER.
SORRY, BUDDY.
YOU'RE OLDER.
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO,
AN.
MAYBE WE JUST NEED TO GET--MAKE
EYE CONTACT.
LOOK AT THIS, HE'S ACTING LIKE
HE'S ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING.
>> HELLO.
>> MILANO.
HE'S JUST NOT HIMSELF.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, MOMMY'S AT A
LOSS.
>> MAYBE YOU NEED, LIKE, A
SPECIALIST, SOME SORT OF DOG
WHISPERER OR SOMETHING.
>> DO THOSE EXIST?
>> YEAH, I THINK.
I MEAN, WE'RE IN L.A.
I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND
SOMEBODY.
>> MAYBE.
>> DO YOU WANT TO LAY ON A
COUCH AND TALK ABOUT YOUR
PROBLEMS, MILANO?
>> YEAH, I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY
WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO,
BECAUSE, HONESTLY, I FEEL LIKE
I'M AT A LOSS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
>> MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS SOME
SPACE.
[laughs]
>> OKAY, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME SPACE.
YOU JUST DON'T GET UP.
I'M FINE.
>> [laughs]
LET'S JUST--LET'S JUST LEAVE HIM
ALONE.
>> BYE, MILANO.
>> SO, ALEENA, I CALLED THE
AGENCY THAT IS IN CHARGE OF
ENTERTAINMENT FOR KIDS AT
PARTIES AND STUFF, AND WE HAVE
SEVERAL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE
LOOKING AT TODAY.
>> OKAY.
>> HE HAS TO BE A PART OF IT,
BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE THAT GIVES
THE ULTIMATE SAY-SO.
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHO'S
COMING OVER, BUT THE AGENCY TOLD
ME THAT THEY'RE SENDING OVER A
VARIETY OF PEOPLE--
YOU KNOW, MAYBE CLOWNS OR...
WHO KNOWS?
BUT I JUST HOPE THAT WE HAVE
SOME AMAZING OPTIONS FOR CREE.
[doorbell rings]
WHO'S THAT?
>> HOW YOU DOIN'?
MY NAME'S PIPER.
>> SAY HI.
>> CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE?
HOW ABOUT A LOW FIVE?
OR A SIDE FIVE?
OR KNUCKLES?
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> CAN YOU GIVE US JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF SOMETHING?
OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, FIRST I GOTTA
STRETCH THIS BALLOON OUT--OW,
OW, OW!
>> [crying]
>> OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
>> UH-OH, I GOT HIM.
>> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> [wailing]
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, BIRTHDAY
MAN.
[balloon popping loudly]
[Tia and Cree exclaiming]
>> [crying]
>> OH, MY GOD, OKAY, I'M SORRY.
>> AND IT GOES LIKE THAT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'S, UH, HE'S A LITTLE SCARED,
HUH?
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT SCARED ME
HALF TO DEATH.
THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED
WHEN I PLANNED ON HIRING
ENTERTAINMENT, NOT AT ALL.
>> I'M PRINCESS PRETTYPINK.
>> HI, PRINCESS PRETTYPINK.
I'M ALEENA.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> DO YOU WANT TO SAY HI?
>> HELLO.
>> DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH HER
WAND?
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY
SCEPTER?
[gasps]
>> SO FAR, HE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU.
SO THEY SENT US THE PRINCESS.
I'M NOT SURE IF THEY GOT THE
MEMO THAT IT WAS FOR A BOY'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY, BUT, I MEAN,
HEY, CREE'S NOT CRYING.
>> CREE...
>> SAY CREE.
>> PRINCE CREE TAYLOR!
HOW ABOUT A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY
SONG?
♪ YOU'VE HAD A BIRTHDAY ♪
♪ SHOUT HOORAY! ♪
>> OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, CREE.
>> [wailing]
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> BYE-BYE.
>> [whining]
>> GOOD-BYE.
AW.
>> SO THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON
LEFT, AND I AM PRAYING TO GOD
THAT THEY ARE AMAZING.
>> MR. SILLY.
>> IT'S MR. SILLY.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI, I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI.
BOO!
>> [shrieking and crying]
>> OH, NO.
CREE...
>> OOH, LOOK WHAT I HAVE.
>> OH, NO.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
>> LOOK, CREE, LOOK.
>> [crying]
>> NO?
LOOK AT THE COW.
>> CHIKA-CHIKA-CHIKA-BOO!
SEE THE FROGGY?
>> OH, LOOK, CREE, THE FROGGY!
>> RIBBIT, RIBBIT, RIBBIT,
RIBBIT.
>> NO?
>> PEEK-A-BOO!
>> HE LOVES PEEK-A-BOO.
>> PEEK-A-BOO!
>> OH, HE'S, LIKE, SO WARMING UP
TO YOU, YEAH!
>> PEEK-A-BOO.
BOO--UH-OH.
>> [laughs]
>> BOOM!
>> THANK GOD MR. SILLY WAS ABLE
TO CALM CREE DOWN, BUT I STILL
CAN'T BELIEVE CREE CRIED MOST OF
THE DAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, BYE.
>> HOWEVER, I DO THINK THAT
MR. SILLY IS THE RIGHT CHOICE,
AND I JUST HOPE THAT ALL OF THE
OTHER KIDS FEEL THE SAME WAY.
I GUESS WE CAN CHECK THAT OFF MY
LIST.
NOW WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE
PEOPLE SHOW UP.
>> RIGHT.
>> HI, SISSY.
>> HEY.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
CAN I SIT IN YOUR BED?
>> SURE.
I AM SO HOT.
>> OH, I'M TRYING TO FEEL YOUR
BELLY.
>> THAT'S NOT MY BELLY.
>> BUT YOUR *** ARE JUST AS
BIG AS YOUR BELLY.
>> DO YOU FIND THAT WHEN YOU
SQUEEZED AROUND THIS TIME, YOU
SAW, LIKE, WHITE STUFF?
>> MM-HMM.
>> EW.
>> IS THERE STUFF COMING OUT?
>> THERE'S SOME WHITE STUFF.
>> EW, TAMERA.
>> [laughs]
>> NO, BUT I JUST WANTED TO COME
OVER HERE AND JUST TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE BECAUSE...
CREE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY--
THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL.
NOBODY'S GETTING ANY OF THESE
RSVPs, THE CAKE SITUATION
DIDN'T HAPPEN, AND THEN HOSEA IS
DOWN MY BACK ABOUT THIS PARTY
BEING TOO MUCH.
>> I CAN GET WHERE HE'S COMING
FROM, BUT THIS IS THE THING--YOU
HAVE TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU.
>> IT'S A CELEBRATION.
>> YOU KNOW, AND THIS TIME RIGHT
NOW, YOU KNOW, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE
TIME TO ENJOY YOUR FAMILY.
>> YEAH, I'M NOT BUSY.
I THINK THE THING THAT I'M
QUESTIONING IS ME NOT WORKING
AND KIND OF, LIKE, THE STRESS
WITH THAT...
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M JUST STARTING TO
OBSESS WITH THIS PARTY AND
MAKING SURE IT'S RIGHT AND
MAKING SURE IT'S THE BEST.
DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE IDLE?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, GOD,
I GOT TO DO SOMETHING."
AND WHEN I HAD THE GAME, IT'S
LIKE, YOU PUT ALL YOUR ENERGY
INTO THAT, SO IT'S--
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, TIA?
>> SO IT'S LIKE I'M QUESTIONING
WHETHER OR NOT THAT ENERGY HAS
SHIFTED TO THIS PARTY, AND I'M
JUST LIKE, "AM I TRYING TO DO
TOO MUCH?"
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT TIA WAS
HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME AFTER
DECIDING SHE WAS GOING TO LEAVE
HER SHOW.
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WAS
STRESSING SO MUCH ABOUT CREE'S
PARTY.
>> MAYBE I'VE BECOME SO OBSESSED
WITH THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T OBSESS
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.
>> HELLO.
>> HI, I'M PATRICE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS MILANO.
>> HI, MILANO.
>> THIS IS THE BAD BOY.
>> AW.
>> HE'S EXCITED TO SEE YOU.
>> HI.
>> I MISS THAT.
HE DOESN'T DO THAT TO ME
ANYMORE.
>> HE DOESN'T?
>> NO.
>> OH, LET'S GO FIND OUT WHY.
>> YEAH.
AFTER TAKING MILANO TO THE VET
AND BUYING HIM NEW TOYS, I'M
STILL AT A LOSS WITH
UNDERSTANDING HIM.
NOW I'M INVITING A DOG WHISPERER
OVER.
THIS IS DEFINITELY MY LAST HOPE.
HE JUST LOOKS DEPRESSED TO ME.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH, AND WHEN I'M AWAY, HE
GETS ANXIOUS.
BUT I HAD TO SHOOT A MOVIE IN
LOUISIANA.
>> UH-HUH.
>> I CAME BACK...
>> UH-HUH.
>> AND THIS STARTED HAPPENING.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I'VE SEEN
HIM.
>> REALLY?
>> YES.
>> OH, I'M HONORED.
>> IN A WHILE.
CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT WHAT YOU DO?
>> I'M TOTALLY THE KID FROM
THE SIXTH SENSE.
>> SO YOU CAN SENSE WHAT DOGS
ARE FEELING?
>> YEAH, I COMMUNICATE WHAT YOU
WANT THEM TO KNOW, WHAT THEY
WANT YOU TO KNOW.
>> IS HE HAPPY?
>> HE'S NOT SO UPSET ABOUT YOU
BEING GONE.
HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE'S
GETTING THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
FROM YOU THAT HE NORMALLY GETS.
>> OKAY.
>> YOUR HUSBAND'S NOT HERE TO
DEFEND HIMSELF, BUT HE'S GONNA
START TALKING ABOUT HIM RIGHT
NOW.
>> HE IS?
OH.
>> OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A NICE,
SOFT VOICE.
I'M GETTING FROM MILANO THAT
YOUR HUSBAND HAS A DEEPER,
STRONGER VOICE.
>> YES, HE DOES.
>> HE DOESN'T REALLY AGREE WITH
THAT TOO MUCH.
>> OKAY.
>> HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
[both laughing]
SO HE'D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU
STOOD UP TO HIM A LITTLE BIT
MORE OR DEFENDED HIM A LITTLE
BIT MORE.
WE HAVE TO START THINKING AND
LOOKING OUTSIDE THE BOX...
>> OKAY.
>> AS TO WHAT NEW THINGS HAVE
ARRIVED IN YOUR LIFE AND IN HIS
THAT WOULD MAKE HIM A LITTLE
FRUSTRATED.
HI.
>> THE BIGGEST, I THINK, CHANGE,
UM, I'M HAVING A BABY SOON, AND
THAT IS A HUGE CHANGE.
>> SO I KNOW THAT BABY'S GONNA
REQUIRE MUCH MORE OF YOUR TIME
AND ENERGY.
SO IT'S IMPORTANT TO EMBRACE
MILANO AND, YOU KNOW, INCLUDE
HIM IN THE PROCESS.
HE WANTS TO BE YOUR BABY.
>> I KNOW, BUT I'M HAVING...
>> ANOTHER BABY.
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY.
SO MAYBE INTRODUCE A
BABYSITTER FOR MILANO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> AND THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY
HAVE, LIKE, HELP WITH YOUR BABY
AS WELL...
>> YEAH.
>> AND THEN I'M SURE YOU'LL
PROBABLY PLAY MUSIC FOR THE
BABY, SO PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR
MILANO.
>> DO YOU LIKE CLASSICAL?
>> SO WHATEVER YOU DO FOR THE
BABY, DO FOR MILANO.
>> I'VE BEEN SO FOCUSED ON
GETTING READY FOR THE NEW BABY
THAT I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN
FOCUSING ON MY OLD BABY.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS REALLY GREAT.
>> OH, GOOD.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME SO MUCH.
>> I'M--I'M--
>> OH, LOOK, HE'S LICKING YOU.
>> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE'S
DONE THIS IN A WHILE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING
HEARD?
ARE YOU SAYING THANK YOU?
>> [baby talk] COME ON, MILANO.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
LET'S--DO YOU WANT TO COME SIT
DOWN WITH US?
AND DON'T PEE ON ME NOW.
>> YOU SEEM AT PEACE.
>> WELL, I AM...
ESPECIALLY ABOUT THIS WHOLE
BIRTHDAY THING, BECAUSE YOU
HELPED ME REALIZE THAT I'M NOT
AS BUSY AS I USUALLY AM, SO THIS
IS A GREAT TIME FOR THE WHOLE
FAMILY TO COME TOGETHER.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU JUST
HAVE TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU
AND WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
THE OTHER THING THAT I HAVE COME
TO GRIPS WITH IS, I DON'T KNOW
WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP.
AS LONG AS FAMILY IS THERE...
>> TIA, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
>> I'M COOL.
[gasps] YOU KNOW WHO I FORGOT TO
INVITE?
>> WHO?
>> BAMBINO!
HEY, DO YOU WANNA COME TO CREE'S
PARTY?
>> YOU KNOW IT'S A GIVEN.
WHEREVER I GO, HE GOES.
>> YEAH.
>> SPEAKING OF BABIES...
>> MM-HMM.
>> I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT WITH
MY BABY.
>> WHAT?
>> NOT THIS ONE YET.
>> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY--
OH, MY GOD.
>> NO, NO, NOT THIS BABY.
THE OTHER BABY--MILANO.
>> MILANO?
YEAH, HE SEEMS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT.
>> SO I TOOK HIM TO THE VET,
'CAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT HE WAS FINE OVERALL.
I HAD A PERSON COME IN AND JUST
KIND OF, LIKE, SENSE HIS
BEHAVIOR.
>> OH, YOU DID!
>> YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOD, WHAT DID THEY
SAY?
>> TO HAVE A DOG NANNY.
>> WHAT?
>> HELL, NO, THAT'S NOT
HAPPENING.
>> A DOG NANNY?
>> YEAH.
>> SO WHAT SHE DID SAY IS,
I HAVEN'T BEEN GIVING HIM THE
ATTENTION THAT HE "THINKS" HE--
HE DESERVES.
>> AW, MILANO.
>> EVER SINCE I GOT PREGNANT,
I'VE CHANGED.
I DON'T CONNECT WITH HIM LIKE
I USED TO.
SO I JUST HAVE TO MAKE A POINT
TO BE THERE FOR HIM.
>> [baby talk] DO YOU WANT TO
COME STAY WITH ME?
>> ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR
BIRTHDAY?
THIS IS FOR YOU.
DO YOU SEE EVERYTHING?
AFTER WEEKS OF PLANNING AND HARD
WORK, THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME.
IT'S CREE'S BIRTHDAY.
IT'S PARTY TIME.
[gasps]
[baby talk] LOOK AT THIS.
>> HI, CREE-CREE.
>> CREE, SAY HI.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HI, DARLING, YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
>> HI, THANK YOU.
>> HI, BIRTHDAY BOY!
>> SAY HI.
>> BABE.
[clucking like a chicken]
>> [gasps] LOOK AT THE GOATS.
TIA, THIS IS SO COOL.
YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY...
>> ROCKS, RIGHT?
>> CAN I JUST SAY--ROCKS!
>> SO THIS IS THE CAKE THAT
EVERYBODY'S GONNA HAVE.
IT'S SO CUTE.
>> OH, MY GOSH, CREE-CREE.
>> AND THEN THIS IS CREE'S
GLUTEN-FREE CAKE, TAMERA...
>> [gasps]
>> WITH HIS LITTLE "1," WITH
THE CANDLE.
IS THAT CUTE OR WHAT?
>> SO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CAKE.
THANK GOD TIA GOT ANOTHER CAKE
BESIDES CREE'S LITTLE
GLUTEN-FREE CAKE.
>> DO YOU WANNA PLAY WITH EMMA?
LOOK! OH, OOH.
WHOA!
>> WELL, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, THE FOOD IS HERE, AND
NOBODY'S HERE.
>> I WOULDN'T, HONESTLY, WORRY
YET, BECAUSE--
>> BUT THE PARTY'S, LIKE, FROM
12:00 TO 2:00.
IT'S 12:00, AND NOBODY IS HERE.
THE REALITY OF KNOWING THAT NO
ONE COULD POSSIBLY SHOW UP
DIDN'T BECOME REAL UNTIL 12:00
HIT, AND NO ONE WAS THERE.
NOBODY'S HERE.
[baby coos]
>> I KNOW.
>> THERE ARE FOOD TRUCKS, A
PETTING ZOO, A MR. SILLY, AND
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT ARE HERE
ARE TAMERA AND ADAM.
I JUST WANT CREE TO HAVE AN
AMAZING, MEMORABLE, FUN BIRTHDAY
PARTY.
>> MY GOSH, THEY'RE SO CUTE.
>> LOOK AT THE...
>> [gasps] TALITHA!
>> HI.
>> HI! OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE TO
SEE THE BABY.
WHEN I SEE TALITHA SHOW UP,
SHE'S THE FIRST PERSON TO SHOW
UP WITH HER KIDS AND HER
HUSBAND--I'M LIKE, "HA HA! YES!"
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG BOY.
>> SEE THE BABY.
JESSICA!
HI, COME HERE.
HI, ALEENA!
>> HEY.
>> SAY HI.
NICE TO SEE YOU, SWEETHEART.
HOW IS EVERYTHING?
>> GOOD, TIA.
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE AN
AMAZING PARTY.
MY FRIENDS ARE HERE.
MY FAMILY'S HERE.
I AM SO RELIEVED.
>> HEY.
>> JACKEE!
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YOU LOOK SO CUTE!
>> DON'T I LOOK CUTE?
>> LOOK AT TAMERA.
>> OH!
[laughter]
>> [squealing] WAIT, WHAT?
>> ISN'T THAT CRAZY HOW LAST
YEAR YOU WERE AT MY BABY SHOWER,
AND I WAS PREGNANT, AND NOW LOOK
AT TAMERA.
>> SHE'S SMALLER, THOUGH.
YOU'RE CARRYING SMALLER.
>> REALLY? THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE
SAYS.
>> YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE.
>> THANK YOU! NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> THERE IT IS!
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> MY GOSH, LOOK AT ALL THESE
KIDS.
THIS IS SO GREAT.
>> STRETCH IT WAY OUT.
[snap]
GOOD--OW!
[laughter]
>> SAY HI.
[chicken clucking]
[baby fussing]
>> NO. UH-OH.
HOW OLD ARE WE, CREE?
>> both: ONE.
>> BOO!
>> UGH! STOP SCARING ME!
[laughter]
>> DO YOU WANNA GO OVER HERE?
>> ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
>> I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.
>> ME TOO.
HE'S BEEN SO GOOD.
>> THAT'S GOOD--GOOD FOR A
CHANGE.
>> I SAW THE DOG WHISPERER.
>> [laughs] OKAY.
>> I THINK IT'S--
>> DID SHE TALK TO HIM?
SHE TALKED TO HIM, DIDN'T SHE?
MILANO, DID YOU TELL HER--WHAT
DID YOU TELL HER, MILANO?
>> SHE SAID THAT MILANO DOESN'T
LIKE WHEN YOU REPRIMAND HIM.
>> I ONLY REPRIMAND HIM WHEN HE
PEES.
AND WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY?
SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD GIVE HIM
MORE ATTENTION THAN I HAVE.
>> [laughs]
>> AND HE'S BEEN SUCH A GOOD
DOGGY-DOGGY-DOGGY-DOGGY.
WATCH, I BET YOU HE'LL KISS ME
NOW, WATCH.
>> HE KISSED YOU BEFORE.
>> MILANO, CAN I HAVE KISS-KISS?
SEE?
>> OH, MY G--[chuckles]
>> WE'RE GONNA BE GOOD, BUDDY.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> IT'S GONNA BE A FAMILY OF
FOUR.
>> OH, BROTHER.
>> [smooching loudly]
THE ONLY THING IS, IS ONCE
I HAVE THE BABY, I DON'T WANT
HIM TO START ACTING OUT AGAIN.
>> [laughs]
>> BABE, GIVE HIM A KISS?
>> I'M NOT KISSING THE DOG.
YOU SNIFF OTHER DOGS' BUTTS, SO
I AM NOT GONNA KISS YOU, OKAY?
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME,
AND WE'LL CALL IT--WE'LL CALL IT
EVEN.
[indistinct chatter]
>> GIVE ME A KISS, YEAH!
YOUR DADDY LOVES YOU.
>> AW.
>> YEAH.
>> SEE, EVERYBODY SHOWED UP.
>> AW, THIS IS SO COOL!
>> LOOK AT ALL THE KIDS!
>> I'M HAPPY.
EVERYBODY IS HAPPY.
NO KIDS WERE CRYING.
PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THEIR FOOD.
PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE PETTING
ZOO, HAVING FUN WITH THE PIGS.
I JUST HOPE THAT EVERYBODY IS
GONNA ENJOY THIS CAKE.
>> all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CREE!
>> BLOW, BLOW, BLOW.
>> BLOW IT OUT, BLOW IT OUT.
>> OH.
>> OOH.
>> all: YAY!
[cheers and applause]
>> DO YOU WANNA PUT YOUR HANDS
IN THERE, CREE?
>> READY? OH, LOOK AT THAT.
>> READY? LOOK, HONEY.
DO YOU WANNA HOLD YOUR CAKE?
>> HOLD YOUR CAKE.
YOU GOTTA EAT IT.
>> YOU WANNA EAT IT?
>> EAT IT.
AHH.
>> YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!
>> ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME.
>> SAY YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY,
YUMMY, YUMMY.
>> IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD.
>> LET ME SEE, TAMERA.
>> IT'S TOTALLY NOT THAT BAD.
>> LET ME SEE.
>> OH, MY GOD, TAMERA...
>> THEY MADE IT--
>> THIS IS SO GOOD.
>> THEY MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER
THAN WE DID THE CUPCAKES.
>> all: YAY!
[cheers and applause]
>> SEE, EVERYBODY'S HERE FOR
YOU.
>> MWAH.
>> ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF
TIA & TAMERA...
>> I'VE ALWAYS BEEN OBSESSED
WITH OUR CULTURE.
>> HAVE YOU GONE TO THE BAHAMAS?
>> I'VE NEVER BEEN--
>> [screams]
>> OH, MY GOD!
THIS WILL BE SO MUCH FUN, TO GET
TO MEET SOME OF OUR FAMILY
MEMBERS.
>> IS THAT OUR PLANE?
>> THAT'S OUR PLANE!
>> NO.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT?
YOU DON'T WANT TO?
>> ALTHOUGH WE ARE HERE ON A
MISSION, WE'RE ALSO HERE ON
VACATION.
>> I DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE THE
DOLPHINS.
>> YEAH, JEROME DOESN'T WANT TO
GIVE YOU A KISS.
SAY, "WHATEVER."
[dolphin squeaks]
>> I WANT TO FIND OUT WHO THIS
WOMAN IS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
>> YES.
>> [screams]
>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> JODAHEE!
>> HI.
>> HELLO.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> FOR MORE TIA & TAMERA, GO TO
MYSTYLE.COM/TIAANDTAMERA.