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>> Doctor: TONIGHT, THIS GROUP
OF UNSUSPECTING SUBJECTS WILL
ENTER MY LABORATORY.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> Doctor: THEIR GOAL?
JUST MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE.
>> ARE THERE ANY CRITTERS IN
HERE?
I'M BLINDFOLDED!
THIS IS NOT --
AAH!
>> Doctor: BUT ALONG THE WAY,
THEY WILL HAVE TO FACE THEIR
FEARS...
>> I'M STUCK IN A FRICKING BOX.
>> Doctor: ...TEST THEIR
LIMITS...
>> OH, GOD! THAT'S SO SCARY!
>> Doctor: ...AND OVERCOME
SOME [CHUCKLES] CHALLENGES.
>> MOTHER OF GOD.
>> Doctor: WHO WILL PASS THE
TEST, AND WHO WILL HIT...
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
>> Doctor: ...THE PANIC BUTTON?
>> TEAM ONE, ENTER FOR
PROCESSING.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> SEALING THE WHITE ROOM NOW.
STATE YOUR NAMES.
>> LAKEIL RAY.
>> ASHLEI SUDDATH.
>> I'M GONNA WIN.
[ CHUCKLES ] REALLY!
I'M SORRY. YOU --
>> JUST LEAVE ME OUT.
>> IT'S NOT THE QUESTION ABOUT
ME.
>> Both: WE ARE GONNA WIN.
>> THANK YOU.
BREAK DANCE!
OOH!
>> SPANK IT!
SPANK IT!
>> WELCOME.
TAKE A SEAT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> LAKEIL, IDENTIFY YOUR THREE
GREATEST FEARS.
>> SPIDERS.
MICE.
[ SIGHS ]
UH...WATER.
>> ASHLEI, YOUR TURN.
>> RATS.
ROACHES.
RABID DOGS.
>> OH, GOD.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
>> LOOK AT THE MONITOR.
INDICATE "AFRAID" OR "NOT
AFRAID."
>> A LITTLE AFRAID.
>> AFRAID.
>> Both: NOT AFRAID.
>> GOOD.
NOT AFRAID.
>> THAT'S CUTE!
>> VERY AFRAID.
>> IN FRONT OF YOU, THERE IS AN
ENVELOPE.
MEMORIZE THE CARD INSIDE.
>> "ENTOMOPHOBIA IS THE FEAR OF
INSECTS."
>> EXCELLENT.
THE FACILITY IS NOW BEING
PROGRAMMED WITH YOUR SELECTIONS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU SAID
AND SAW TO AVOID PENALTIES.
NOW RETRIEVE YOUR PANIC BUTTONS
AND PUT ON YOUR BLINDFOLDS.
THE DOCTOR IS READY FOR YOU.
>> I'M PROBABLY MORE AFRAID OF
HER IF I PRESS THE BUTTON.
I HAVE TO GO BACK HOME WITH HER,
SO IT MAY GO FROM PANIC BUTTON
TO GIRL FIGHT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> WHO KNOWS?
>> Doctor: GREETINGS.
I AM THE DOCTOR.
I'D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME.
DO YOU LIKE GAMES?
>> YES.
>> Doctor: GREAT!
THE GAME IS HIDE-AND-SEEK.
ASHLEI, COME ON IN.
>> OH, HELL.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[BLEEP]
>> Doctor: SORRY, THAT DOOR
ALWAYS SLAMS.
OH, WATCH OUT FOR THE --
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Doctor: ...ROPE.
>> [ GASPS ] EW!
>> Doctor: ALL RIGHT, BLINDFOLD
OFF.
GUESS WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
>> [ RETCHES ]
[BLEEP]
>> Doctor: COME ON. GET INSIDE.
>> WHERE'S MY FRIEND?
>> Doctor: DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER
FOR NOW.
LET'S GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE,
SHALL WE?
>> [ SCREAMING ]
WHERE ARE WE GOING?!
>> Doctor: AS I UNDERSTAND THE
RULES OF HIDE-AND-SEEK, ONE
PERSON HIDES -- IN THIS CASE,
THAT'S YOU --
>> NO, I-I KNOW.
>> Doctor: ...AND ONE SEEKS.
THAT'S YOUR FRIEND.
LAKEIL?
>> YES?
>> Doctor: THE OBJECT OF THIS
GAME IS TO FIND YOUR FRIEND
ASHLEI AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
>> LAKEIL!
>> I'M COMING!
OH [BLEEP]
I CAN'T SEE!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
OHH!
WHERE ARE YOU?
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
OH [BLEEP]
[ SCREAMS ]
WHERE ARE YOU?
>> RIGHT HERE!
COME ON! I HEAR YOU!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
>> Doctor: THERE'S A PHONE CALL
FOR YOU.
>> ANSWER THE PHONE!
>> Doctor: LAKEIL?
>> YES?
>> Doctor: YOU MAY REMOVE YOUR
BLINDFOLD.
>> I DON'T WANT TO.
>> LAKEIL, WHY YOU AIN'T GOT THE
PHONE YET?!
>> Doctor: OH, CALM DOWN,
ASHLEI.
>> [ Voice breaking ] IT'S GONNA
GO TO VOICEMAIL!
>> HELLO?
>> ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
>> NOT REALLY.
>> ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO WHAT
IT TAKES TO LOCATE ASHLEI?
>> I WILL -- WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO FIND HER.
>> YOU MAY REGRET THAT.
JUST FOLLOW THE DOCTOR'S ORDERS.
YOU CAN HANG UP.
[ DIAL TONE ]
>> OKAY.
>> Doctor: LAKEIL, TO CONTINUE,
PLEASE PROCEED THROUGH THE
TURNSTILE.
>> OH, GOD.
>> LAKEIL!
>> YES?!
>> COME ON! I HEAR YOU!
>> AAH!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
I CAN'T SEE!
>> Doctor: WELL, I CAN SEE YOU,
AND IT'S QUESTION TIME.
ON THE MONITOR, I SHOWED YOU
FOUR IMAGES.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST IMAGE?
>> FIRST WAS THE MONKEY.
I KNOW IT WAS.
IT WASN'T THE KITTY.
>> KITTEN?
>> Doctor: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> Doctor: YES, BUT TOO A
DIFFERENT QUESTION.
>> OH -- [ SCREAMING ]
>> Doctor: ASHLEI IS ABOUT TO
FIND OUT THE CORRECT ANSWER.
>> WHAT?!
>> Doctor: THE CORRECT ANSWER
IS...
>> OH, GOD! [ SCREAMS ]
>> Doctor: ...MAGGOTS.
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [BLEEP]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Doctor: ALL RIGHT, LAKEIL.
KEEP MOVING NOW.
ASHLEI IS WAITING FOR YOU.
>> LAKEIL!
>> OH, GOD, NO.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
>> Doctor: YES.
THIS IS THE FUNHOUSE.
>> OH, GOD.
>> Doctor: CAREFULLY MAKE YOUR
WAY THROUGH THE FOG.
SHAKY, SHAKY.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Doctor: AW, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
COULD USE A HUG.
[ CLOWNISH LAUGHTER ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
OHH, GOD.
AAH! GOD!
>> LAKEIL, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
>> [ PANTING ]
>> Doctor: GOOD NEWS.
>> OH [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: SHE MADE IT ACROSS.
>> CAN SHE COME OUT, PLEASE?
>> Doctor: OF COURSE.
THAT COMPLETES LEVEL 1.
>> OH, HELL!
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU ALIVE?
>> ARE THEY ON ME?
ARE THEY ON --
>> NO. ARE YOU OKAY?
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Doctor: GIRLS!
>> OH, STOP!
>> Doctor: UH, GIRLS!
COME ON IN.
IT'S TIME FOR LEVEL 2.
>> [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: WE CALL THIS GAME
"SHOCKING SPREE."
>> NO, WE DON'T."
>> Doctor: PLEASE FIND ONE EYE
AND ONE FLY.
WHILE SHOPPING, YOU'LL WANT TO
KEEP THE CART ON THE TRACK...
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
...BECAUSE DEVIATIONS WILL BE
PENALIZED.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> A LITTLE BIT TO THE RIGHT.
STOP, STOP, STOP!
>> Doctor: OOPS, YOU'RE OFF
TRACK.
>> NO, NO, NO!
>> Doctor: ACTIVATE SHOCK BELTS.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> OKAY!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> GO -- GO TO THE RIGHT!
TO THE RIGHT!
TO THE -- [ SCREAMS ]
WATCH OUT!
TURN RIGHT!
>> Doctor: LAKEIL, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE YOUR RIGHT IS?
>> THIS WAY!
>> THANK YOU!
>> Doctor: THE FIRST ITEM ON
YOUR LIST IS AN EYE.
>> THE LETTER "I"?
>> Doctor: I WONDER.
>> OH, EW.
ALL OF THIS CAN BE EYES.
>> HURRY UP!
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Doctor: WHAT'S THAT?
>> AN EYE?
>> Doctor: NO, THAT'S A
MEATBALL.
>> OH, GOD!
>> Doctor: PENALTY.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
COME, NOW. TRY IT AGAIN.
>> OKAY, OKAY!
EYEBALL! EYEBALL.
OH, GOD.
[ GASPS ]
>> OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS IT?!
>> TWO EYEBALLS AND A MEATBALL.
>> Doctor: ONE DOWN AND ONE TO
GO.
KEEP ON SHOPPING.
>> PULL STRAIGHT BACK.
STRAIGHT BACK.
BACK, BACK, BACK.
PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT.
OKAY, TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT.
>> Doctor: YOU ARE...
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Doctor: ...OFF-COURSE.
>> YOUR RIGHT!
THEY'RE SHOCKING ME!
[ SCREAMS ]
GO STRAIGHT! GO STRAIGHT!
LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT!
PERFECT.
>> Doctor: THE NEXT ITEM IS A
FLY.
>> BUTTERFLY?
>> Doctor: I'M THINKING "NO."
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Doctor: ONE FLY AND 50
COCKROACHES.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[BLEEP]
>> DON'T FALL.
PLEASE DON'T FALL.
>> OKAY.
[BLEEP]
>> WHAT IS IT?!
>> IT'S A ZIPPER!
LOOK! LISTEN!
>> AAH!
>> Doctor: WELL DONE.
YOU FOUND THE FLY.
>> THE FLY?
>> Doctor: LEVEL 3 IS NEXT.
>> COME ON! COME ON!
>> Doctor: YOU'VE REACHED THE
FINAL LEVEL.
I CALL IT "THE CHAMBER."
>> OH [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: LAKEIL, GET IN THE
CAGE.
ASHLEI, INTO THE CHAMBER.
ASHLEI, CAN YOU SEE THE THREE
COLORED LOCKS?
>> YES.
>> Doctor: LAKEIL CAN'T, BECAUSE
SHE'S WEARING BLACKOUT GOGGLES.
YOU MUST HELP HER LOCATE THE
COLOR-CODED KEYS TO UNLOCK THOSE
LOCKS.
BUT FIRST, YOU NEED A NEW
HELMET.
>> OH, NO.
>> Doctor: THIS IS DESIGNED TO
HELP YOU FACE YOUR FEARS.
AS SOON AS LAKEIL OPENS ALL
THREE LOCKS, YOU WILL BE SET
FREE.
AND IT BEGINS...NOW!
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> PICK ONE. HURRY UP.
NO, DOWN.
DROP IT. DROP IT.
DROP IT! DROP IT!
>> Doctor: TOO SLOW, LAKEIL.
>> DROP IT!
>> Doctor: PENALTY.
>> DROP -- [ SCREAMING ]
>> Doctor: AND HERE'S ANOTHER
ONE.
>> OH, NO!
[ SCREAMS ]
DROP -- DROP IT!
>> OKAY!
>> ALMOST! DROP!
THERE IT IS!
YELLOW, YELLOW!
>> THIS ONE?
>> OKAY, GO TO THE CORNER!
OKAY, GO UP. REACH OUT!
>> Doctor: LAKEIL, YOU REALLY
SHOULD SPEED IT UP.
>> THAT'S THE LOCK.
THERE'S A RAT IN MY FACE!
>> Doctor: I'M SURE ASHLEI WOULD
APPRECIATE IT.
>> OKAY, WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Doctor: ONE LOCK DOWN, TWO TO
GO.
>> DROP!
THAT ONE, THAT ONE, THAT ONE!
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LOCK.
THAT'S THE ONE.
HURRY UP, LAKEIL!
>> Doctor: AND ONE MORE RAT.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Doctor: MAN, THESE GUYS
REALLY LIKE THE TOP OF YOUR
HEAD.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
WHOA -- DROP.
THAT'S THE ONE -- IN YOUR HAND,
RIGHT THERE.
MIDDLE BUTTON!
>> Doctor: OOPSIES.
>> [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: WELL DONE.
NOW PULL THE ROPE TO FREE
ASHLEI.
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
OH, THEY'RE IN HERE!
>> Doctor: ENJOY THE MOMENT,
GIRLS, BUT I HAVE ONE FINAL
QUESTION.
LAKEIL.
>> YES?
>> Doctor: IF YOU GET THIS
RIGHT, YOU'LL LEAVE IN GLORY.
GET IT WRONG, YOU'LL LEAVE
IN...GARBAGE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Doctor: WHAT ARE ASHLEI'S
THREE GREATEST FEARS?
>> [ SIGHS ] RATS.
SNAKES.
SPIDERS.
>> Doctor: OH, THAT WAS...
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
[ BUZZER ]LOSE.
THE ANSWER WAS "RATS, ROACHES,
AND RABID DOGS."
>> [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: GOODBYE.
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> WHAT?!
[ SIGHS ]
>> WITH THE DAMN TRASH!
>> AAH!
>> DAMN IT, LAKEIL!
YOU SAID "RABID DOGS!"
>> IT WAS ALL OURS!
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT EASY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> DID YOU SEE ME?
I WAS, LIKE, SHAKING.
>> OH, GOD.
>> AND, LIKE, IF I CAN PUSH
THROUGH THAT AND I THOUGHT I WAS
GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, LIKE,
THERE'S NOTHING I CANNOT DO.
>> TEAM TWO, ENTER FOR
PROCESSING.
>> OH, MAN.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MY
INSTRUCTIONS.
STATE YOUR NAMES.
>> MY NAME IS
ERIN REBECCA KINNERY.
>> MY NAME'S GARRETT ENSER.
>> WE'VE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR
ABOUT FOUR YEARS.
AND NOW WE'RE MARRIED!
>> [ Chuckling ] YES.
THERE YOU GO!
>> PLEASE SIT DOWN.
>> AH [BLEEP] OKAY.
I AM EXPECTING TO BE SCARED
[BLEEP] LESS.
>> I KNOW I'LL HAVE AN EASIER
TIME IF ERIN'S WITH ME.
>> THAT IS SO CUTE.
>> IT'S A LOVE STORY.
>> OHH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OHH!
>> TELL US THREE THINGS THAT YOU
FEAR.
>> DUDE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
SNAKES.
BEING BURIED ALIVE.
AND...WATCHING ERIN DEAL WITH
THIS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> YOUR TURN, ERIN.
>> DARKNESS.
GHOSTS.
ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE SWIMMING
IN WATER.
>> OBSERVE THE MONITOR.
INDICATE "AFRAID" OR "NOT
AFRAID."
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> NOT AFRAID.
>> NOT AFRAID.
[ HISSING ]
DEFINITELY AFRAID.
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
>> OH, AFRAID.
>> EH, KIND OF.
A LITTLE. MODERATELY.
>> UH, AFRAID.
OH [BLEEP]
OFF-THE-CHARTS AFRAID. DUDE.
>> OPEN THE ENVELOPE IN FRONT OF
YOU AND READ THE CARD.
>> "ASTRAPHOBIA IS THE FEAR OF
BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING."
>> THE FACILITY IS NOW BEING
PROGRAMMED WITH YOUR SELECTIONS.
REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU SAID AND
EVERYTHING YOU SAW OR YOU WILL
FACE THE PENALTIES.
NOW RETRIEVE YOUR PANIC BUTTONS
AND PUT ON YOUR BLINDFOLDS.
THE DOCTOR IS READY FOR YOUR
TEST.
>> Doctor: HI, THERE.
THIS IS THE DOCTOR.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR
HAND?
>> UH, IT'S "PEACE."
I DON'T KNOW -- I COME IN PEACE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Doctor: THE ONLY PIECE YOU'LL
GET HERE IS OF MY MIND.
AND YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> Doctor: LET'S PLAY A GAME OF
HIDE-AND-SEEK.
GARRETT, YOU GO FIRST.
>> BABY.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[BLEEP]
[ CLATTERING ]
>> UGH [BLEEP]
>> MOM, DAD, ERICA, BRENNA,
DORI, BO, CODY.
>> Doctor: STOP, GARRETT.
>> Mom, Dad, Erica, Brenna,
Dori --
>> Doctor: ERIN.
>> YES?
>> Doctor: YOUR MAN IS GOING
INTO THE BOX.
>> WHAT?
>> Doctor: IN YOU GO.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Doctor: ARE YOU COMFY?
>> [ SIGHS ] YES.
>> Doctor: IN ORDER TO STAY THAT
WAY, ERIN NEEDS TO FIND YOU
FAST.
>> ERIN! LOVE YOU!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Doctor: YOU'RE THE OPTIMISTIC
TYPE, I CAN TELL.
BUT, UM...I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S
GOING TO FAIL.
>> OH [BLEEP]
AAH!
ERIN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
>> MOM, DAD, ERICA, BRENNA,
DORI, BO, CODY.
MOM, DAD, ERICA, BRENNA, DORI,
BO, CODY.
>> Doctor: OH, I THINK I'VE GOT
IT NOW.
"MOM, DAD, ERICA..."
>> DON'T EVEN SAY THEIR NAMES.
YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO SAY
THEIR NAMES.
>> Doctor: YOU SHOULD DIRECT
THAT ENERGY INTO FINDING YOUR
HUSBAND.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?!
>> ERIN!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
BABE, BABE, BABE, BABE, BABE!
>> ERIN!
>> OH, MY GOD.
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES
SCREAM MY NAME?
>> ERIN!
>> Doctor: HMM, LET'S SEE.
>> ERIN!
>> Doctor: AND THE ANSWER IS...
>> ERIN!
>> Doctor: ..."NO."
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[BLEEP] [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
ERIN, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
CONTINUE?
>> YES.
>> Doctor: GREAT.
UNDER THE ROPE, PLEASE.
>> [ SIGHS ] [BLEEP]
BABY.
AH! WHAT IS THAT?!
WHAT IS THAT?!
>> Doctor: YOU'RE MOVING TOO
SLOW.
HURRY UP OR GARRETT IS GOING TO
GET A LITTLE SURPRISE FROM ME.
>> [BLEEP] ERIN!
>> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO GROSS.
>> WHOA.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> OH, NO!
>> ERIN!
>> Doctor: OH, LOOK'S LIKE
YOU'VE GOT A PHONE CALL.
PLEASE, REMOVE YOUR BLINDFOLD
AND ANSWER IT.
>> HELLO?
>> HELLO, ERIN.
THIS IS THE EYE.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT FOUL
LANGUAGE WILL BE PENALIZED.
>> [BLEEP]
[ DIAL TONE ]
>> Doctor: ERIN?
>> YES?
>> Doctor: IT'S TIME TO PLAY A
LITTLE MEMORY GAME.
>> OH, MAN.
>> Doctor: FROM THE CARD YOU
READ IN THE WHITE ROOM, WHAT IS
ASTRAPHOBIA?
>> ASTRAPHOBIA...?
>> Doctor: YES.
>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[BLEEP]
>> THE FEAR OF INSECTS.
>> [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: YOU ONLY HAD ONE CARD
TO REMEMBER.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Doctor: AND YOU GOT IT WRONG.
PENALTY TIME!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Doctor: THE ANSWER WAS "FEAR
OF LIGHTNING."
AND GARRETT JUST GOT A LITTLE
TASTE OF SHOCK THERAPY.
>> CAN YOU JUST DO IT TO ME?
>> Doctor: CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH
FOR.
NOW IN YOU GO.
>> ERIN!
>> BABY, I'M COMING.
BABY, CAN YOU JUST TALK TO ME,
PLEASE?
>> Doctor: SURE, WHERE WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO START?
WITH THIS?
[ CLANG ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
AAH! NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
>> Doctor: I DIDN'T THINK SO.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> Doctor: THIS IS THE QUIZZICAL
GATE.
>> WHAT?
>> Doctor: DO YOU REMEMBER THE
IMAGE OF THE SNAKE IN THE WHITE
ROOM?
>> NO, NO, I DON'T REMEMBER IT.
>> Doctor: OH, DEAR.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT CAME BEFORE
THE SNAKE?
>> WHAT CAME BEFORE THE SNAKE?
>> Doctor: GARRETT, WHY DON'T
YOU HELP HER OUT?
>> OH, BEFORE THE SNAKE.
THE SCORPION!
>> UM, IT WAS A, UH...A SPIDER.
>> Doctor: HE SAYS SCORPION, YOU
SAY SPIDER.
>> OH [BLEEP] NO.
>> Doctor: SHALL I SHOW YOU THE
CORRECT ANSWER?
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> UM, IT WAS A, UH...A SPIDER.
>> OH [BLEEP] NO.
>> Doctor: I'M SORRY.
THE ANSWER WAS "WORMS."
[ BUZZER ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Doctor: AND HERE'S A SAMPLE
FOR BOTH OF YOU.
>> [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: ALL RIGHT, ERIN.
GET MOVING.
I'VE GOT MORE FUN AROUND THE
CORNER.
>> UNPLEASANT!
>> AAH! THAT ONE'S ON ME!
OH [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: LANGUAGE.
>> SORRY.
>> ERIN, COME TO MY VOICE!
>> I CAN'T, GARRETT!
I'M BUSY!
>> Doctor: TO PREVENT FURTHER
PENALTIES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO MOVE FASTER.
>> ERIN!
>> BABY, THERE'S THINGS ON ME!
[ SOBS ]
>> Doctor: THAT'S NOT ALL.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE EXTERMINATOR'S
BEEN HERE.
>> WHAT?!
YOU DO NOT EXPECT ME TO GO
THROUGH THAT.
>> Doctor: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I EXPECT.
>> IF YOU [BLEEP] TOUCH ME, I
WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL
EVERYONE YOU EVER [BLEEP] LOVED!
>> OH, ERIN.
>> Doctor: I THINK YOU JUST SET
A RECORD FOR FOUL LANGUAGE.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
>> Doctor: PLEASE, TRY TO DO
BETTER.
>> OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
OKAY.
>> ERIN!
>> YES, BABY?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> I'M A BALLERINA.
I'M A [BLEEP] BALLERINA.
>> Doctor: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW A BALLERINA WOULD TALK.
>> THAT'S SO [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: PENALTY FOR ALL THAT
CURSING.
>> NO! OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
[ PANTING ]
>> Doctor: SET OFF THE TRAPS.
>> STOP!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ TRAPS SNAPPING ]
>> ERIN!
>> STOP IT!
STOP!
>> Doctor: YOU STARTED IT.
>> [BLEEP]
>> Doctor: TOO SLOW, ERIN.
PENALTY FOR GARRETT.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[BLEEP]
>> THAT'S [BLEEP] UP.
THAT'S SERIOUSLY [BLEEP] UP.
>> OH, OH [BLEEP]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
>> Doctor: WELCOME TO MY
FUNHOUSE.
>> MNH-MNH.
>> Doctor: MAKE IT TO THE OTHER
SIDE, AND I MIGHT LET YOU SEE
GARRETT.
>> I'M GONNA HAVE A PANIC
ATTACK.
[ WHIMPERING ]
>> Doctor: WELL, THEN HIT YOUR
PANIC BUTTON.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> PLEASE, BABY.
>> THERE'S NO SHAME, BABY GIRL!
DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> I'M AT YOU.
>> Doctor: WELL DONE, ERIN.
READY FOR ANOTHER GAME?
>> [ GROAN ]
OH, NO.
>> Doctor: WHY DON'T YOU LET
GARRETT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING
FOR?
>> LIKE, IF I HIT IT TO THE
VERY, VERY TOP, THE PENALTY IS
MARSHMALLOWS.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> UNDERNEATH THAT IS A RAT.
AND UNDERNEATH THAT IS A SNAKE.
>> OHH, BABY GIRL.
IF I GOT A SNAKE OR SOMETHING IN
HERE, I WOULD LOSE MY [BLEEP]
>> ONE CHANCE.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CLINK ]
>> I'D PREFER THE MARSHMALLOWS!
>> Doctor: OH, I'M SURE.
BUT THAT WAS A TOTAL FAIL.
>> WHAT?!
>> Doctor: ERIN, WHAT'S HIS
PRIZE?
>> SNAKE.
>> A SNAKE?
>> I'M SORRY.
[ HISSING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
[BLEEP] OH [BLEEP]
OH, GOD, IT'S A SNAKE!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Doctor: OF COURSE!
NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY
GUESTS.
>> GARRETT, DO YOU WANT ME TO
PRESS THE BUTTON?
>> DON'T! DON'T!
KEEP GOING!
[ SCREAMS ]
OH, MY GOD!
>> BABY, I'M SO SORRY.
>> Doctor: ALL RIGHT, GARRETT,
YOU'VE DONE WELL.
SNAKE TIME IS OVER.
COME ON OUT.
>> GARRETT, IS THAT YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
BABY, BABY, BABY!
>> YOU DID SO GOOD!
>> Doctor: SO HAPPY FOR A TEAM
THAT HAS ONLY MADE IT TO THE END
OF LEVEL 1.
>> [ SIGHS ]
[BLEEP]
>> Doctor: TWO MORE LEVELS ARE
WAITING FOR YOU THROUGH HERE.
>> NO.
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> GOD.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Doctor: ERIN, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO RIDE IN THE BOX.
>> I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP.
>> Doctor: PLEASE DON'T.
YOU'LL GET IT ALL OVER THE
CREATURE THAT'S WAITING FOR YOU.
>> [ Voice breaking ] I DON'T
KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T GO IN A BOX.
I'M SO SORRY. I CAN'T.
>> Doctor: WELL, IF YOU WON'T
GET IN THE BOX, I'LL FILL THIS
TINY ROOM WILL ALL SORTS OF
HORRIBLE THINGS.
>> I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
>> Doctor: ARE YOU READY?
[ BUZZER ]
>> PANIC, PANIC, PANIC, PANIC,
PANIC!
>> Doctor: REALLY?
WELL, THAT FREES UP MY EVENING.
>> I PUSHED THE BUTTON BECAUSE I
JUST KNEW THAT IF I GOT IN THAT
BOX, THEY WERE GONNA DROP
[BLEEP] ON ME AND THEN I WAS
GONNA BE ALONE IN THIS STUPID
BOX AND I COULDN'T GET OUT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THE VOICE IS A ***, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?
SCREW THE VOICE.
[ CHUCKLES ]