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Howdy folks it's Barry here now this video today is about adverts or commercials whatever
you wanna call them, old school adverts I don't know if you've ever stumbled upon them
I found a couple of corkers online and I thought i've got to show you guys this so it's just
a bit of a fun video check out these ones and let me know what you think.
Great Uncle Albert loved good food it's gotta be said great Uncle Albert has got an amazing
moustache he loved those moist piping hot muffins Aunt Sarah served they really made
the meal Great Uncle Albert what are you doing you're tearing the lid off that muffin do
other people eat the muffin that way am I the only person that eats the muffin as a
whole what are you doing? And now to make your meal extra special, wow i'm not sure
if that's the real Betty Crocker but she's kinda hot don't tell mrs barry I said that
here are my new quick and easy muffin mixes your choice of 4 different flavours golden
fluffy corn, delicious date, they don't look like dates!, hearty raisin bran and that looks
like sheep poo, tangy orange and that orange looks like something from a sci-fi movie all
so quick and easy to make so hold me good, so hold me good? i'll hold you good Betty!
Try a tempting hot raisin bran for breakfast hot orange or date for lunch or tea or steaming
hot corn muffins for dinner. Do they just look the same or is it just me? All piping
hot, light moist tender muffins enjoy hot muffins at your house make them this modern
way with new betty crocker modern mixes. Cut your favourite kind of kraft deluxe slices
in quarters we're using rich brand cheddar flavour, i'm sorry that is not cheese that
just looks like a massive wedge of play-doh kraft swiss and kraft meadow these rich tasting
squares fit perfectly on wheat crackers what is that they look like eyes on crackers that's
weird and we're decorating them with cocktail onions, sliced olives and anchovy curls someones
breath is gonna be smelling pretty good! To add a gay note to our tempting cheese nibblers,
alright you should never use the words gay note and tempting cheese nibblers in the same
sentence ever ok don't do it. Why not pick up your packet of the best tasting pasteurised
processed cheese you can buy - kraft deluxe slices to get any of tonights recipes free
just send a postcard with your name and address - a postcard? I don't want to send a postcard
I want to send a tweet come on guys get with the times. Hiya happy boy, wish you'd been
with me today. Yep that dog looks happy, we saw great dog shows beautiful dogs there was
the handsome poodle what is that? it looks like my Mum's hair from the 80's a real beauty
an International champion his owner gave me some good advice ok where did he just put
his hand? there are many dog foods on the market but the carnation company makes the
best it's called friskies. I get it now it's called friskies and he's stood next to a ***
that is amazibg marketing and it's quality all the way through.
You should have seen the champion collie and they've even got lassie in there, someone
is stuck down a mineshaft and they're seducing lassie with friskies unbelievable. The handler
told me a very important part of this champions diet is meat I bet it is that's why we feed
him friskies the principal ingredient is lean red horse meat horsemeat? i'm not gonna go
there. The best you can buy. So you're getting real quality and you're gonna get your friskies
right now is he strangling that dog? I think he's gonna get his friskies if you know what
i'm saying - oh my god! Friskies is prepared to the high standards of the carnation company
and guarantees prime grade nourishment. Say I wonder how many of you folks have tasted
real farm fresh sausage ok that's awkward you know I can remember as a boy going down
the farm and eating the sausage that was prepared down there and that was the best sausage i'd
ever taste at least I did until I tasted this good farmer john whole hog sausage that's
really awkward, now you know when you make your own sausage you use a lot of lean meat
where is this going and that's the way farmer john makes his and that's why incidentally
farmer john sausage does not shrink up in the pan as it's being cooked ooh you gotta
feel for farmer john there as a matter of fact we like to say that farmer johns sausage
gives off a sort of rosey glow oh my god now you know some of the other sausage you buy
comes out a sort of a grey have you ever noticed that just no but never farmer john this other
sausage comes in cold sausage you see it's frozen but this good farmer sausage come in
the pink the best you can get oh my god. So how about it will you remember what I told
you about this good farmer johns sausage the next time you go to the store be sure it's
farmer johns ok what is he doing with his hand oh ok what a *** advert and it's always
strictly fresh at your store. Whipped cream whoever heard of putting whipped
cream on their head whipped cream on your head it's all about the fruit baby but this
is lady clairol whipped cream it makes every bleach i've ever used old fashioned. But this
is lady clairol whipped cream?oh that's perfectly fine then.
It's the fabulous new way to be blonde beautifully lady clairol hair whitener whips instantly
never runs or drips there's nothing else like it for ease for speed did that just grow by
itself? I have never seen whipped cream do that before. In one fast action lady clairol
lightens dark hair transforms dull mousey or coarse hair into beautiful silky blonde
you'll love the way it feels alright 100 percent that is a different lady the way it looks
as if you've caught a sun beam in your hair. Not really gonna happen is it hey where did
you get that new hairstyle oh thankyou I just caught a sunbeam wow that would hurt a lot.
Enjoy real coffee aroma and wonderful fresh coffee wow it's gotta be said they are some
white teeth right there good times. It's the first instant coffee that smells like coffee
coffee that smells like coffee I see what you did there tastes like a good coffee should
smells and tastes just like fresh brew it smells like coffee it tastes like coffee where
do I sign new instant hills brothers coffee it's the first instant coffee that smells
like coffee it's tastes like a good coffee should. I can't believe it this coffee tastes
and smells like coffee. So there we go then guys just a quick couple
of old school adverts that I found funny hope you enjoyed it if you did enjoy this video
don't forget to give it a thumbs up share subscribe comment and all that stuff got loads
of recipe requests coming in my next recipe video is a caramel cake so hopefully check
that one out and i'll see you very soon.