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This Video Was Captioned By Dylan/Dan. You're Welcome
But I don't know what to say! What do I say?
Oh wait we're already on? (We're on)
We're on? Oh crap.
Uh, hi I'm Dan from the midget news (camera two)
Hi, I'm Dan from the midget news network. Bringing you the news, since this morning...
(It's keying out your shirt.)
Oh crap get me something.
(Here put this on)
okay
I'm trying (People are watching!)
I'm going as fast as I can!
Okay... That's better.
(Ok, just keep going.) What are you doing? (I'm straightening out the United States.)
Ok this...
Now there aren't gonna be no Rocky Mountains!
(Its okay.)
This is Dan from The Midget News Network, bringing you the news since this morning.
Because... I got this camera from my mom this morning.
She got it for me for Christmas.
There is a large storm front... here.
Right there. Not here, not there, it's here.
Tornadoes... (Aw crap, sorry. Bumped the camera.)
Really dude... really? You had to bump the camera?
We're in the middle of my news report!!!!!
Okay. I'll just keep going. (A little to the right.)
(Thats good.) Right here? Okay. Right here. Okay.
And right here, this storm front right here. It's in the area of umm...
What is that... Arkan Sauce??
Wait, hold on, hold on, my phone's ringing.
Hello? No I don't want any waffles!!
How did you get my number? I'm in the middle of a weather report!
Teenagers. What'll you'll do with them?
Okay, and over here. Over here, this-
(Aw crap. Crap.) Lights. We need lights!
(Sorry. Did everything just go green? Sorry.)
Right here, in this area right here, theres another big storm front.
This has been the-
Why? Okay. (it's a chair.) Thank you.
This has been Dan from The Midget News Network, and I wish you a good night.
We still on? (Yeah, we're still on.) Crap.
*Hits leg off of chair* OOWWW! Oh, my leg!!!!
Okay guys. In this storm front right here...
There is going to be baseball sized hail!!
Holy crap. Base- this size hail.
AHH! OH!
by seh bludibba DEH dibba deeeh!
We out now? (No.) How much more time we have?
(Twenty minutes.)
Crap!
Hey, why don't we pull a "Sopranos" where we cut to black in mid-sentence?
We gonna do that?
Shhhh... You didn't hear anything.
Okay, so we're gonna go to this storm front he-
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(*clears throat*) AAHHHH! Holy Crap!!
AAHHH! I don't have a... body?
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