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[music] Close your eyes
[phone rings] Hi, you've reached Melinda Hill. [beep] Hi...
It's Toy Story 5. Give me a ring ding back.
It's my cell. Give me a call. [shake shake shake] Give me a call.
Calling you from my home phone
so uh, now you got them both.
Double trouble. White ones only.
I'm having a tough one. Melinda, it is I...
My messages have not been received as I had anticipated.
Call me back and you'll see why I'm so cocksure.
Or sure of my ***. [Phone rings] Hello?
Hi, it's Melinda. Melinda? Melinda who?
Melinda, from date.com. How did you get this number? You left it for me, in a message.
A few messages, actually. Because I don't give this number out to a lot of people.
This is a very private number.
I don't know what to tell you, I heard it in a message left by you asking me to
use it so I just went ahead and used it to call you, so I don't...
Well I don't remember giving you any of those messages
and this is a private number which I only give out to me,
myself, and Irene who is one of my mother's friends and also my mother and
the rest of her friends.
Are you a friend of my mother's? Look, I don't know your mom. Well, I don't know your mother either.
So I don't know why we're talking. You know what?
Let's just forget the whole thing, yeah.
Thanks anyway. Take care.
Siri, text Melinda.
Is your ego that massive that I should remember your name because I called you once
or however many times I called you?
What, just because you did stand up on Craig Ferguson
doesn't mean you are Craig Ferguson.
When I walk into a subway I don't become a sub-way.
Siri: I can send a text to Toy Story 5 for you, what would you like it to say?
Classy response, psycho. I'm not the one who called and couldn't handle being not known.
I'm not known lots of places. Recently I went into a party store and no one knew me
at all. I'm just calling you on your *** Hollywood ego.
What a surprise for a "striggling" actress. P.S.,
class has zip diddy doo dah
to do with anything we're addressing.
Girls like classy guys. Even "striggling" girls
have standards. Yeah that makes sense in your crazy world because you have
batwings for arms. P.S. if you're going to wear sleeveless dresses,
do some arm work please, ASAP. If you hate my arms so much,
then why did you ask me out? Didn't see them till today
on your website when I Googled you. Gym gym gym.
Not the person, the location. Go Siri.
Tell her the truth. At least I have a website
to have fat arms on.
Uh. I gotta call that girl.
What is her name?
Melinda something? Did I...
set up a date with Craig Ferguson last night?