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CONNIE: Hello! BEN: Jesus!
BEN: You've gotta stop doing that CONNIE: What?
BEN: I'm just saying, if this is gonna keep happening,
and after 25 years I can't think of a single reason why it wouldn't,
if it's gonna keep happening you gotta stop doing that.
CONNIE: You want me to stop saying hello?
BEN: I want you to stop popping in and out of my life like some kinda
spectral Whack-a-Mole.
I'm busy can you get lost?
CONNIE: You�re BUSY? BEN: Swamped.
CONNIE: Benjamin. BEN: Connie.
RECEPTIONIST: Phillip Reed? PHIL: Yuh-huh.
RECEPTIONIST: You�re the plumber right? PHIL: Last I checked.
RECEPTIONIST: You�re here to fix the sink, it�s right back�
PHIL: P-Trap. RECEPTIONIST: Excuse Me?
PHIL: I�m here to fix the P-Trap, it�s underneath the sink.
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good mister his head down fix it you sometime Betsy
that's sooo certainly just
fail yes six pack here
I was I
know what what you doing here
you doing here well now you
what your testy I'm testy
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she probably doesn't think I'm testy with she
plank you see
who is seven-year scientists
cuts wish who these
tell your feelings not this again
oh yes yes this again who
is this woman stop it she single tiny
no ring on her finger no ball its
every time every time has a reasonably attractive woman within a 200 garnering
hot up to 100 rads every time you start pointing in calling in saying things
like playing go
soweto's
hightower she has some saucy
the name like bridge sheets no approaching some girl in a waiting room
plus I'm gonna be in the office in a minute
so you're not gonna do it no solo like
how no like no because technically what you just said was a double may help to
explain
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but no and no together no
yes so what do you I hate
your living gots I think I hate
everything ok helps you with higher I hate you
plague scoops Heat's quest its I step out and I need to see a psychiatrist I'm
going crazy
of its crazy to its case you not gonna talk about what that's crazy
not OK what is she she's beautiful she's got the hair
and faith she's reading the book she knows she's smart she probably go to
something the school
I bet she's got some super attractive boyfriend with the
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speaks French speak French French
I barely speak English no sack up
it was boss we
you just stop
I'm just saying seen your balls
take like screw
paints Christmas get the tickets
I liked it I like her I dislike you
I follow
IQ call say hi to your if rate
you can
home thank your
my moreover arbiter yeah yes you guys me so well these past 25 years
no I I your other your best friend
your compass Northstar
fearlessly steering to the stormy seas young adult
freely really you
steered me we've done a ***-up job
okay Chris Smith 2008
that was %ah miss community you made me feel baby Jesus for me it's all taught
me
your article desert the choicest you're the one who tried to convince me that
politics makes for a good opening line
if I didn't make you walk into a bar approach a girl say
it seems like
you like abortion as much as I do also make
no okay what about all the gems I've gotten you
outta which you ever growing him
now look that guy was exactly the most rational person
you a pic you can just cut me off in traffic like that mister
love you know at the very least you treated me
it's completely unacceptable I ought to teach you a lesson mister
I would it take you to the woodshed I can't thank you
some conscience call it didn't turn out so bad
my something bad happens your life
counties fall blow up higher
trip over stare walk into a bar is a strange woman
well there are a lot about abortion on you
that's okay this fall would you be quiet for once
absolutely not you know why your *** big
effects stop taking it that night that this girl
who you are you become popular with the hair in the face
you rather sit here and talk to me affected ok your education
alright end of where you going you know where I'm going
boy
excuse me
just want to say hi
weird it takin his sorta
favor yet sort of this