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*slow-mo V.O* shine bright like a diamond
Hey guys how are you great that awesome
So I was going through my phone and I came across a weird note that I wrote down a few months ago
That I'm guessing is a video idea?
*in a loud voice* BECOME A DIAMOND FOR RIHANNA
I wrote that in all caps too
like I thought this was a GREAT idea
This was something I /needed/ to do, like the world would not be right if this wasn't done
Did I have a plan for this? No, probably not
Knowin' me!
So like most things I do in life, I'm just gonna go into this blindly
Then I also came across an article asking the question "Why don't Millennials buy diamonds?"
Well because diamonds don't pay these student loans; but that doesn't matter!
Then that made be ask: "Why don't we buy diamonds?"
Is it because they're tacky? Is is because we're broke?
Is it because most of us still live at home?
Probably.
But MAYBE it's because they're not practical! Millennials are all about practicality!
And twitter
So to be practical, instead of just buying diamonds, why don't we /become/ a diamond?
We'Re BeaUtIFul LiKe diAmOnds iN thE SKy
that was Sia
Shine Bright Like a Diamond
So this is how to become a diamond for Rihanna; bear with me
Because I have no idea what I'm doing
FIRST STEP: *silence*
'k wait
*faintly, as he's in the other room* wait, wait!
Ok, so first step, get yourself some tinfoil- no wait, no, do plastic wrap
no no no, wait, no nonono tinfoil, tinfoil is better, yeah, yes
NO! no, nooooo, no yeah! yeah! yeah, stay with the tinfoil! stay with the tinfoil.
WAIT no, no, yeaahh, do plastic wrap, maybe it will be better
no, howabout, ehhhhhhh, um, nooo
POR QUE NON LOS DOS?
Now take the tinfoil and wrap it around your body
Then take the plastic wrap and put it over your head and suffocate and die!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH just kidding! you can save that for next month!
death jokes are fun!
And congradulations, you have just become a diamond! For. Rihanna.
*song* shine bright like a diamond
The most worthless thing in the entire world because there's practically an unlimited amount in existence
That's right! There was something on Earth that was more worthless than you!
But not anymore!
You went lower! Haha!
wow
Becoming a diamond can help you with anything in life
When you're sitting on your couch watching t.v: *rihanna singing* shine bright like a diamond
When you're in your kitchen staring at your sink- not even pretending like you're about to do some chores
*rihanna singing* shine bright like a diamond
When you're being gay!
*rihanna singing* shine bright like a diamond
When you're not being gay!
*rihanna singing* shine bright like a diamond
When you're trying to evaporate your entire existence!
*rihanna singing* shine bright like a diamond
And there you have it
*hits self* excuse me?
Now go out there and... shine?
bright like a diamond! Ha!
Thank you guys so much for watching!
Was this video short? yes. Do I care? no.
What's your favorite type of diamond? Mine is one that could cut my throat.
But anyways...
My name is Mac, and don't forget to like comment, share and subscreebehy
BWAAAAAAAH
we're all gonna die one day