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A peanut sat on a railroad track his heart was all a flutter
round the bend came number ten toot toot peanut butter.
AH!
Wrip, you get back here!
Those are my fish!
Hey old lady
you see a rabbit hop by here?
you rude thing!
neh!
A young lady says please!
sorry ma'am
young people today! Not even asking about my day or if I need help with something
uh...
no! straight to what you want!
hey! You should respect... an.. old woman's.. personal.. space.
ow!
you just smacked me!
You ain't foolin' nobody! Gimmy back my fish!
wait!
The people of Hatfield had all their food stolen.
And you have so many fish in your pond. So...
Mm hm....
ow ow ow!
this is not how you fix things!
oy chief! did anyone see anything when your food was stolen?
I saw what happened I done seen it!
oh no. not really
I done seen it!
I done seen it with my own two eyes!
A giant mouse sailed through the village leaving a trail of little mice.
they went into our houses stealing our food.
well not mine. I never had any
Why do only crazy people pay attention.
mouse! mouse mouse mouse!
mouse in the field!
Alright lets go bop some heads. nn! neh!
That sort of thing never ends well for me.
We'll follow them along all quiet like. then they'll lead us to the nest.
we've done it men. this time the city of McCoy mows down Hatfield.
while their men are hungry, they'll have no chance.
great, that's all we need. Are you hearin' this?
john jacob jinglehimer shmit (singing)
ugh!
his name is my name too.
whenever we go out, the people always shout "There goes john jacob jimglhimer shmit!"
Nanananananana
Hello! we spirits wish to congratulate you on your fabulous work.
What?
See, the people of Hatfeild have food hidden away, and they don't really take you seriously
Come with us and well show you where they've hidden it all.
Thank you noble spirits.
It's amazing, you don't seem at all concerned that this plan is a poorly constructed tapesry of lies
Just keep your fork thingy ready.
Here it is
I don't see nothin'
Cry(singing)
I made you
cry
so how long do you think we should leave them there Calamity?
Oh I dunno, Wrip. How long does it take for a human to starve?
Oh about a month-ish.
Alright, see you schmucks in a little less than a month.
Where's my... Scarecrow?