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awkward situations I mean
they're really only awkward for you... so it's really just like a "tough situation"
so it's like you know you're out with people that
you're barely getting to know... you've been out a few times and
you're out to dinner or you're just chatting it up in and they're like and they bring
up a mutual friend you know a mutual
"friend" and they're like
"ahh I love her I LOVE her...
she's like in my top 10!" and
and you're like
"WHAT?! Her like why why why is she in your top 10?"
'cause they don't know what that's why they don't know they see this person
like
I'm spitting. They see this person like once every six months and this person just so
happens to be an amazing
conversationalist you know is great like small
10-15 minute increments you
know her deeper don't you? You have
either heard her pass gas or she's talked about...
how she's... having
gassy issues. My point is you know her well, you know. She has shared
that type of information with you. What do THEY know?
They don't know... they haven't heard it!
So, what do you say?
She is ... she's something
She is great... she really great girl
For your purposes she is fantastic
It's just infuriating... it's like how do you how do you know
you LOVE her. Like really? From like a small conversation that you've had
maybe repeatedly you've had like different encounters with this person
and you LOOOVE her really? From like a fifteen-minute thing every six months
you love her? I get it! To be fair I know
we all get vibes right? we get certain vibes from people and sometimes
those vibes are so good that you love it ...
you love IT
but... you don't call that person
you don't really try to develop a friendship with that person, so really? you LOVE them?
I just want to punch those people in the face
it's come up twice already
" oh god, I just... I love her."
it's like: can we stop talking about her?
'cause eventually I'm just gonna have to say, "hey look...
"...I hate her" you know?
"I hate the freakin' ground she walks on..."
"...every time you mention her, I get a little like vomit"