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Tyler: Shush Shush
Okay so here's the deal
Please, shush
We only have 15 minutes,
So if you'd like us to do what we wanna do,
kinda like shush? Ok
Also, if you can get down so everyone can see.
Hi everyone!
We're gonna have -- Who here watches The Real Housewives?
Who here has seen their reunion special?
So we're gonna have a little reunion special
of the Real Housewives of British YouTube
I have a few questions from people, BUT
If you want me to ask one of your questions,
be sure to tweet with the hash tag:
#RealHousewivesOfYouTube
#RealHousewivesOfYoutube for any of these up here, I might read your tweet, to them..so
So why don't you introduce yourselves
Jack: Hello
Hi, um, I'm Jack
Um, I run a channel Jacksgap with my twin brother
I love you guys!
Finn: Is this Jack or Finn?
Well I'm Finn.
This is a lot different than talking to a camera,
it's a lot scarier.
Sam: Hello
I'm Sam Pepper, um
I would do a back flip or something but I don't know how to
When i first had a look at the stage i was like back in the other room
I thought this would be the stage and i was like oh my god theres like 300 hundred people like seats
I come in here and I'm like woah... this is scary.
Marcus: Heelllooooooo ;)
Caspar: Hello my name is Caspar Lee
and I'm South African
and I have all British friends.
Tyler: I wanna make sure everyone can see us so maybe we'll like...
like sit on your like -- so everyone can see.
So I got some questions for you guys, from the audience
again if you want me to tweet, ask your questions through there
but, ok. Soo Jack and Finn
Katie would like to know
Uhh, who is the better twerker of the two.
Finn: Tyler if you will give me a demonstration
Tyler: Let's see!
who is better?
Finn: well there's only one way to find out..
Go for it.
Tyler: 3, 2,
Finn: Do want to go first and then I'll go? Or do you want to do it at the same time and then they
Tyler: At the same time
3, 2, 1...
Finn: So who was better?
Finn Finn the better twiiinnn!
Jack: I wanna see you people twerk!!
Tyler: So who of the two do you think did better?... Who do you thinks better, Jack?
It's been decided!
Ok, sooo
Sam, you recently moved to LA
If you could pick only one person
To come and move in with you, who would you pick?
Sam: That's not fair, that's not fair!
Tyler: You have to pick!
Sam: I said to Finn the other day, I said...
"Finn, if I was homosexual..."
Tyler: IF?
Sam: I said
You would be my boyfriend. I said that Finn would be my boyfriend if I were homosexual soo
Tyler: That's so rude you didn't pick me
Sam: If I had to move, I would get Finn to move there and we would be like gay lovers.
Is that okay Finn?
Finn: Ummm, no..
Tyler: So, you two are currently living together
*Casfie moment*
Tyler: Have you seen each other naked?
Alfie: Caspar, wait wait wait wait..
Caspar showers with the door open
Casper: Alfie is, yeah, he's very reserved when it comes to being naked.
Alfie will have like 10 towels over him
Aflie: Caspar no don't come in I'm fully dressed! I mean
Tyler: So you have seen each other naked?
Caspar: I haven't seen him naked but I'm sure he's seen me naked.
Alfie: Caspar will be like Alfie come here, come here! And I'll walk in the room and he'll just be naked and be like
yeah it's fine! And I'm like, woah.
Tyler: Somebody in here says, Tell the *** to sit!
I wanna try and find question from here, for Marcus
If you could choose, anybody on YouTube.. any girl
any girl, on YouTube
to spend the rest of your life with
Marcus: Ohh, my God
Tyler: It has to be a YouTube girl!
Marcus: Jenna Marbles
Tyler: Ok, that's cute, that's ... good, that's good yep.
Tyler: Marcus I have a good question, It's from the audience.
Somebody would like to know, was the day you spent with me
the day you had the fullest mouth of your life
cause we did chubby bunny!!
Marcus: How am I even gonna answer that, I mean... yeeeaah?!
Tyler: She's so happy, she's somewhere in here right now.
Ok, who can do the best American accent?
Jack, does do the most offensive American accent!
Jack: Can I do an impression of Tyler Oakley?
Marcus: Give us like a sentence to say.
Tyler: Okay here's a sentence
okay, everyone here has to go through saying "hey girl i like your..."
..***?
Hey girl, I like your ***!
see but you -- okay, you just do it. Jack's is embarrassing.
No not an impression of me! An american
Jack: Heyyy ;)
Hey girl, I like your ***!
oh my God!
Tyler: oh my God
Finn: Hey girl, I like your ***!
Sam: Hey girl, I love your ***!
Tyler: Do a real American accent! These are like
Alfie: Like a whatever you say and I'm just gonna join and do you
Hey girl, I like your ***!
Marcus: Hey girl, I like your boootyyyyy ;)
Caspar: Hey girl... I like your ***
Tyler: That was good!....
Okay, on the count of three say who had the best on, 1, 2, 3.
Michelle would like to know
who here's Michelle?
So,
the premise of her question is a little provocative... um
based on some... generalizations
she wants to know who has the biggest feet on this stage
Sam: Caspar. Caspar's are huge.
Do you know what it means Tyler?
They say big feet, big socks
Tyler: So true, so true
Ok, um we actually have somebody who REALLY wants to come up on stage.
It's two girls
should I just, say their usernames?
and then they'll be escorted up?
they really wanna meet Jack and Finn.
apparently they took them backstage
Are they here?
Grace: I'm currently pregnant!
Tyler: Go away then. Go... Go subscriber.
Let's see, let's see
I'm trying to find another question.
everybody's questions are perverted!
I legitimately can't ask them.
Let's play a little game,
all of you point to whoever I'm describing.
Ok, so I'm gonna say a sentence..
*To audience* I love you!
I'm gonna say a sentence, and you point to who it applies to most. Ok?
Alfie: Can they do it as well? Or just us?
Tyler: Yeah! Just stand up
*to audience* I love you!
Y'all are so tall! Ok
Who is the biggest flirt.
Are you kidding!? It's so you
oh it's me?! lol
Okay, okay. Point to...
Who's the most likely too --- Finn: How do you know my name!?!
Tyler: Most likely to offend somebody
Yup, Sam.
Most likely to date a subscriber.
Caspar: It's because you're all so beautiful!
Tyler: Okay, biggest flirt
Most likely... oh never mind that's not -- that's too inappropriate.
Most unintentionally funny.
like..
when your hanging out
when your just hanging out
Finn: Hellloooooo *points to Alfie and Marcus*
Crowd: Happy Birthday Tyler!
Tyler: Thank you!
I'm 18
Um okay, okay, okay.
Most likely to marry another YouTuber.
Okay! great
Most likely
to take of their shirt on stage
Most likely..
Most likely to spend a night with me, and be okay with it.
Alfie: Can I just say that I spent a night with you last night? Like at a party?
Tyler: we don't wanna talk about last night...
It was my birthday I was aloud to get --- Sam: can I ugh, tell them a few things a bout last night Tyler? ;)
Tyler: what
We're gonna have to talk about last night.
Sam: Tyler how was the chocolate cake?
Tyler: what'd you say?
Sam: How was the chocolate cake?
Tyler: The chocolate cake....
Alfie: Or that present that you got
Finn: Who delivered that chocolate cake to our room? Cause Tyler ate it all
Crowd: Tyler are you still hungover?
Tyler: I am not hungover
Okay, lemme get some questions from you guys
Finn: Banana ***! Who said that?!
Tyler: You can just tweet them at me, the hashtag's too long.
I'm reading them right now
Okay most likely, they wanna know
most likely to cry at a One Direction concert
Tyler: I would like sob, violently
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, this is a good question.
Natalie, who is @NatTheSexyCuban?
*gasp*
Me: ME THAT'S ME! (awkward voice) *Jack pointed,Tyler smiled & waved*
Tyler: what do you look for in a girl?
Ignore my random bickering -_- lol
Tyler: Let's go down the line
Caspar: ummm...
Tyler: Only one thing
Caspar: ughhhh
Humour!
Tyler: Humour?
Caspar: Humour.
Marcus: ... eyes?
Alfie: Just a girl with eyes? Just having eyes makes her attractive!?
Tyler: I have eyes ;)
Alfie: Someone you can just like, joke about.
Tyler: I need a girl with...
Sam: Go on Tyler..
Tyler: I need a girl with a ***. Okay..
A man!
Sam: Umm, I like -- Tyler: I think he'd be here right now
Sam: I like it when like a girl's like a little bit deeper,
you don't like see her for what she is straight away, there's more to her than meets the eye.
Alfie: Do you have a tumblr account?
Sam: What?
Alfie: A tumblr account
Sam: Yeah I have a tumblr
Alfie: That was pretty deep
Sam: Yeah it was pretty deep, reblog what I just said guys
Finn: I have one rule with girls, someone that makes me laugh.
Jack: For me, if their into One Direction I dig them.
Tyler: What?
Jack: If their into One Direction!
Tyler: Somebody would like to know, who do you think on this stage will be the first to quit YouTube.
Jack: Finn
Sam: I think, I think that the crew will never quit, we will stay together.
Marcus: Wait, aren't you fake Finn?
Finn: Yeah, I don't exist.
Tyler: Finn is fake
This is some serious technology going on
Finn: Who believed that video? Who believed that I didn't exist?
Finn: Awh Jack, that's just not very nice.
Tyler: Okay, okay here's a good question from... lexiyurns? .. great name.
Umm, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Or the red heads?
Caspar: Umm, I like them all but, I don't see many blondes in London, sooo.
Marcus: I have no preference
Alfie: Yeah same, I don't really have a preference
Tyler: All of you suck!
I like bruunettessss
but, like blondes can stay
Sam: I'm into like, girls with like the colorful hair. Yeah, like dyed hair.
Finn: Why are we leaving out the gingers?
Jack: Let's go with blondes because Caspar's a blonde
Tyler: Chelsea would like to know, would you ever date an American?
Caspar: Definitely
Tyler: Okay, cute, cute, cute.
If you could date one person on this stage, who would it be?
besides me!
Caspar: ughhh
**Sinn or Fam or Sann or Fim moment, either way it's sexy**
Tyler: Okay, okay, okay
If you were stuck on a desert island, with one YouTuber,
and it can't be somebody on stage, who would it be?
Casper: Louis Cole!
Tyler: Stuck on an island, with one -- Caspar: Louis, Louis
*All chanting Louis*
Tyler: Louis, can I tell you something about Louis, people.
Marcus: No but wait, wait, my only worry about that is,
that Louis would probably end up eating me.
Tyler: Louis posted a video today.
and I didn't quite remember some events from last night...
and I see this video and i was going on YouTube-- I mean Tumblr
and I see gifs of me like almost kissing a YouTuber, and I'm like
and I'm like who posted that video? Where did that come from!
Jack: Who were you kissing?
Is that me?!
deefizzy
I didn't kiss him!
Louis: You were playing gay chicken with him, so it's a little bit of an unfair game ;)
Tyler: Okay, okay, okay
oh man!
You guys are like... really inappropriate!
If you could sum up last night in one word, what would you say?
Be nice to me!
Not having to do with me!
Sam: ***
Jack: Hot tub
Tyler: sure, sure
Alfie: No, Tyler just scared me so much last night, I don't even know how to wrap this up!
there was so many weird things.
Marcus: Sorry, were waiting. oh um. I was just like daydreaming
what was the question?
Tyler: If you could sum up last night in one word
Marcus says fabulous ;)